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ArchivesAlito is the newest member of the Supremes01/31/06
Put your bet as a comment as to how soon Roe vs Wade is overturned. I bet that it will be back in state jurisdiction by June. Read More.
Santo's Dad punches a teacher's aid RIGHT IN THE FACE!01/31/06
Well...it wasn't Santo's Dad but a guy did punch a teacher's aid. His daughter better not have been lieing.
50% of Brits are stupid01/31/06Shirley Temple horror flick01/31/06
I bet you've never seen THIS pic before...
 Supposedly it's real. Can YOU name that flick? I always said that kids are evil01/30/06
Look at these old advertisments for food.
Just execute him and get it over with01/30/06
16 year old beats grandmother with 2x4 for not giving him beer money. Apparently his case worker was able to hold him down until police arrived. Clearly since he already has a case worker, the kid is fucked up.
Seton Hall trying to be like Villanova01/30/06The next deathnail for the traditional record industry01/29/06
I was waiting for something like this to happen. Tunecore is an online service that allows you to sell your music on ITunes and Rhapsody WITHOUT using the RIAA. The old way of promoting music is over. Sell your music industry stock while it still has value.
Sweden is joining Iceland as the first country to eliminate the usage of fossil fuels01/29/06
Wait...but there's two...no matter. Sweden is ALSO going to only use renewable energy in 14 years.
Brokeback Mountain wasn't the first gay-themed guy movie01/29/06
Don't overlook Red Scorpion starring Dolph Lundgren. Refresh your memory by watching the trailer.
The trailer is similar to the trailer for the Jack Nicholson comedy, Shining. REALLY addicting game01/29/06
Kiss your freetime near your PC goodbye. A java based version of Battle Tanks (old atari game).
Rumsfeld planned to unleash his FULL power01/29/06
Released 2003 document shows US roadmap to use Internet in case of the big one.
My favorite quote: US forces should be able to "disrupt or destroy the full spectrum of globally emerging communications systems, sensors, and weapons systems dependent on the electromagnetic spectrum". 
Univ of NH's hockey team's theme song, "Black Betty," will no longer be played at games01/28/06
It is "theoretically racist." It will be replaced with "Kumbaya" as the song to get the crowd all riled up.
Funny is sexy01/28/06Alarm clock that wakes you up at the right moment01/28/06
Ever wake up completely refreshed? That is because you coincedentally woke up when you were at the lightest part of your sleep cycle. Well this alarm clock detects that moment and wakes you up right then so that you ALWAYS wake up refreshed.
No news on the alarm clock that causes wet dreams. Cool Video of the Aurora Borealis in action01/28/06
Technically it is the Aurora Australis because it is over the south pole. But what's the difference?
In keeping with Random Wacky Shit01/27/06Fruit helmets for cats?01/27/06
Yes...you read the title correctly. Read more.
Don't get sick in Japan...01/27/06
God...when I am stressed I bite my OWN fingernails.
Learn to be a doctor in the comfort of your own home01/27/06
Not sure if this is going to make my wish list. Read more.
How to pick a Lock01/26/06
THEREheis.com is always interested in the education of its readers. Read more.
The time of the T1000 is upon us01/26/06
Ever think that liquid metal would ever be a reality? Well...it is...check out this video of a magnetic field affecting this liquid stuff.
What ever happened to ET?01/26/06
ET on the Atari 2600, that is. Well some people were wondering so much that they made a music video about it.
Woman locked in bathroom for 30 years01/25/06
Ugh...some stories just tug at my heartstrings.
Sweden discriminates against Christians01/25/06
Who says the Nordic countries are progressive? Read more.
Pope copyrighting everything that he says01/25/06
This has the looks of an Onion article...but this is actually a realy story: The pope is cashing in on his printed words.
Sex cures cancer!01/24/06
This is almost as good as that post that blowjobs cure cancer. Read more.
Firm Up01/24/06
One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his member. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother." Patriotic woman leaves estate to pay national debt - screws family01/24/06
Margaret's Will starts, "So you stopped visiting me, eh?" Read more.
Battleground God01/24/06
How rational is your understanding of God? Take this test and find out. Post your scores as comments to this page.
Why Jim Ambury became a Bird Zoologist01/23/06Viral Advertisements01/23/06Iceland is abandoning gasoline01/23/06
This summer I took the ecological step with my automobile by switching to a diesel engine(and thus am capable of using bio-diesel). Iceland is going one step further by phasing out the use of gasoline and only using hydrogen cars and busses.
(the fact that I haven't actually used any bio-diesel is irrelevant) Yet another reason why Eagle Scouts Rule01/22/06
We can build nuclear weapons in our basements.
The Vatican even says that "Intelligent Design" isn't science01/22/06
Unfortunately, most of the people that support Intelligent Design can't read or use computers so I am preaching to the choir. Read more.
This is SO going to be my obituary...01/22/06
A Swiss joker had his last wish fulfilled when his obituary was published as a change of address notice.
The obituary published in the Tages-Anzeiger newspaper read: "Change of address for Roland Jacob. "My new address is the Rehalp cemetery, plot number 4276. I look forward to your visit." Can you do binary arithmetic?01/21/06
Binary arithmetic is what computers use to add, mulitply, create web pages, etc.
Instead of 5 + 5 = 10 you get 0101 + 0101 = 1010 Understand? No? Well don't feel too dumb. Here is an article where it was taught to third graders...who DID understand. Local politician wants to reduce penalties for public urination01/21/06
Where was this guy when the Brick Bar was closed for flooding Garret Hill with streams of urine?
Stop Stealing our Letters01/21/06
How to scam an ebay SCAMMER01/21/06
There are lots of Ebay scammers that trick people in various ways. One way is to use a phoney escrow service that holds their imaginary money while you send them the goods. Well one courageous man decided to teach one scammer a lesson.
Sample Anti-VD breakup letter01/20/06
Here are two sample break-up letters(and responses) that we want to see at the Anti-VD Party.
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Congratulations to Gianmarc!01/20/06Video Demonstration of Intelligent Falling01/20/06
Not to be confused with the phoney "theory" of gravity. See Video.
Woman stabs boyfriend for repeatedly playing song over and over01/20/06
Turns out she was dating a former Spire who kept playing one of their CDs. Read More.
Man arrested for shitty handshake01/20/06
It's about time they started booking people for their limp wristed attempts at greeting.
Publishing interpretations of music is illegal01/19/06Leave messages for terrorist buddies on Drawball01/19/06
1000 points for whoever can find my 3 "Thereheis" drawings and complete them with ".com" If there wasn't an ink limit, this site would be a major time waster.
I'm buying a parrot01/19/06
A man's parrot was home while his girlfriend was cheating on him. Starting repeating things like, "I love you, Gary." The parrot's owner's name is Chris.
Politicians in 49 states kiss babies...not so in AR-Kansas01/18/06Levees of the World01/18/06
We're the world's most powerful nation. We have the best levee system, right? Look and see.
Apparently you're not more creative on a Mac01/17/06
I ranted earlier about the new Apple Ad that rips Intel's other customers but an interesting article found a video from the music group "The Postal Service" called Such Great Heights. What is of notice is just how similar the videos are(the music video is older). In fact, MANY of the shots are out right copies.
 Here is the original Apple Ad. Here is the music video. (rather large at 45MB - but a good song/video in case you want it for posterity) Here is a side-by-side comparison video of both. (this is the one you want to see) Turns out they used the same directors. I guess they use dull PCs. US Army tells soldiers if they wear better armor and die, they may lose death benefits01/17/06
As everyone knows, there has been a lack of effective body armor in the War on Terrorism. As a result, many soldiers in Iraq/Afganistan are buying better commercially available armor such as Dragon Skin. Welp, that doesn't help the company that has the Army contract (and makes a profit selling the shitty armor) so they put pressure on the Pentagon. Now, if a soldier wears non-standard body armor and is KIA, their family may lose the $400,000 death benefit.
 If this topic interests you in ANY way, you definately want to see the movie "The Pentagon Wars". A wonderful indictment of how the Army does business. (Navy pride showing) Science's 10 most beautiful experiments01/17/06
Finally conclusive proof that scientists have no idea what BEAUTIFUL means.
Pics of a Nuke going off like YOU'VE NEVER SEEN01/17/06
These pics were taken at 1/1,000,000th of a second after the blast. Really cool.
BAILEY would never be fooled like this stupid cat01/17/06
Cat can't tell the difference between HDTV and reality (similar to many computer geeks).
Ethics in Journalism01/17/06
The New York Times is generally held in high esteem as the pinnacle of true journalism. Unfortunately, here is a case in which the zeal to put a bad face on the War on Terrorism resulted in an outright lie.
 The quick version is that they posted a story about an American missle strike and put the above photo implying that the thing pictured there (actually an unused artillery shell) destroyed the house and as a result, their lives. TON of additions to the Photo Album01/16/06
Bowling Nite from a few weekends ago...
Drinkers with a drinking problem (no ice in the Mojito) Karaoke updates from the Gypsy Saloon - the bar 2 doors down from our house Gianmarc playing at CBGB's - I found a new shooting technique(just leveled up) On the way home from the Wings game...01/16/06
So there we were...5 drunk guys leaving the Wach looking for more adventures. Jeremy was driving...
 Frank - Let's go to Pat's Eric - ... Jeremy - Ehh...it's not a Pat's nite. Frank - Awww...Come on Jeremy - It's only 10:30 Eric - Yeah, we can still go to a "good" steak place Frank - But I haven't had a Pat's Steak in months! Paul - That's probably good for your heart, Frank Sprint hates babies...helps kidnapper get away01/16/06
A car thief stole a car with a baby in it. The car ALSO had the GPS enabled sprint phone which allowed sprint to locate the car within minutes. Unfortunately, they wouldn't tell them where their baby was unless they paid the $25 fee.
Games are getting pretty real01/16/06
A video game nut went to Japan to see the inspiration for the game "Project Gotham 3". Pretty impressive shit.
Taiwan invents glow-in-the-dark pigs01/16/06 No news on when they will make pigs fly(LOTS of things are riding on THAT innovation). Like my Dad always says...01/16/06Finally an environmentalist that gets it...01/15/06
Most people will say they care about the environment but when forced to choose between paying more money for a car or 33% more for clean heating oil, those same people become hypocrits real fast. That is why the green treehuggers generally can't get through to normal people.
This guy has an idea for cleaning up coal factories that: A - results in a 40% reduction in CO2 (lower than the Kyoto treaty calls for) B - produces combustible vegetable oil for use as Bio Diesel C - produces ethanol (another part of Bio Diesel) D - IS PROFITABLE 21,000 U of Alabama students get email that their classes were dropped01/15/06
U of A tech support says, "oops."
The fastest PC in the world...MAYbe...01/15/06
Right around the same time Apple dissed all other Intel chips(and customers), they released the benchmark tests of their new chip. Unfortunately they failed to adhere to the first rule of benchmarking (testing under the same conditions/restrictions) by using a test program that was optimized for them and not for the comparison machine(a Dell).
 Shame, shame Apple. Just for that, I will continue to use the free Mac OSX86. Volvo hardtop convertible01/15/06
Hello Automobile Oragami. (I sure hope one of the 78 connecting joints never fails)
Bailey is SUCH a good Cancer detector.01/14/06Chuck Norris is God01/14/06
This site says it all.
Bert is evil01/14/06
An oldie but goodie.
Bob Marley Rises from the grave...01/13/06Face completely created by CGI01/13/06
Soon we won't need expensive actors.
Scouting for wiccans01/12/06
Apparently the Boy Scout/Girl Scout "reverent to god" thing wasn't good enough for the wiccans(witches). They have started their own sect of scouting called "Spirit Scouts".
Roach cyborgs threaten to take over world01/12/06Photographer takes pics first timers...01/12/06
Yeah...people seeing GOATSE for the first time. BLEH!
*warning - while both links on this topic are works safe, subsequent links FROM those pages contain actual GOATSE and they are NOT work safe ALERT! Asian Bird Flu is now an STD01/12/06New Paris Hilton purse01/11/06
I don't think Coach is going to bother competing with this line of bags.
Sierra was less than thrilled with Howard's first show...01/10/06
So Sierra had to get up early for an interview on Monday(1/9/06) and that worked out well because it was Howard's first day on Sirius radio. So before we went to karaoke the nite before, I set my alarm for 6am. Of course I didn't have to get up so I kinda slept through the beginning and caught the show on the Pacific replay.
 So when I talked to her last nite, Sierra commented on the show. Sierra - You were asleep. I woke up to a fart song. A FART SONG. Eric - Yeah, I usually wake up with wierd dreams. Sierra - I'm sure... A Canadian hockey player realizes his dream...01/10/06
...and skates with the Montreal Canadians...sorta. (you may have to click the view video button)
Image that makes your eyes hurt01/10/06
This really fucks with my eyes.
Campus Police use thefacebook.com to stop parties01/10/06
But this time they were outwitted by crafty students. Pics.
How to get a shitload of free prints from Shutterfly.com01/10/06
Shutterfly.com is a legitimate online photo printer. I found this link of coupons that will get you a BUNCH of free prints(slickdeals.net RULES).
I don't know how long they will last before expiring. WW2 bomber found over England01/10/06Robots will go to war in 10 years01/10/06
Popular Science has predicted when Skynet takes over the world. Of course we all know that a simple clone army can defeat an army of robots...but the religious right would never allow that...
The greatest keyboard ever01/09/06
This is going right into my wishlist.
This girl can DANCE01/09/06Elements of Hitchcock01/09/06I know this great Applebees that will serve you underage01/09/06
It's in Battery Park City, NY. Check it out.
Now that is some soft leather...01/09/06
The Nazi's weren't the only ones to use human skin for things. Harvard likes it too.
How to curb drinking? Sell warm beer!01/09/06
A Missouri lawmaker wants to ban the sale of cold beer.
What killed his cow?01/09/06
A Colorado rancher thinks UFOs killed his cow when everyone knows it was actually chupacabra.
Darwin Awards...the movie01/08/06
Wow. A film about all the stupid ways people kill themselves(or in some cases just sterilize themselves before procreating).
Tampering with the mail is a federal offense01/08/06
Unless it is in the name of "National Security". Looks like big brother can read your mail now too.
Conversation during the Villanova/West Virginia game01/08/06
(Herber is a WV player and his name is pronounced "Air Bear")
Eric - Carebear? CAREBEAR STARE! Santo - Why was it called a stare? It came out of their stomachs. Paul - Well they had to watch where they were staring. Santo - Not really...they could turn their heads away and just have real bad aim. ... ... Eric - Why was the Lion the leader? Paul - The Lion was the leader of the cousins. Santo - wow. 
Attract women the scientific way...01/08/06
using pheromones!
More Space Geekery01/08/06
A revolutionary drive system could make a trip to Mars in 3 days.
King of LSD turns 100...01/07/06
...and has a trip during the interview. No...just kidding. But he did just turn 100.
Animals do it to the darndest things...01/07/06
Give it a chance...
Oh how I love TV talk shows01/07/06
How NOT to build a hottub01/07/06
Mark this as yet another project I will pay to have done for me.
Deaf techie 'hacks' his hearing aid so he can hear music...01/07/06
No word on when the manufacturer plans to sue him for messing with their product. Read More.
Ralph Nader hates narcoleptics01/07/06
And here I thought he was looking out for people...guess I was wrong.
Tiny Worms Survive Shuttle Crash01/06/06
...and are now infesting Texas. EWWWW WORMS!
The problems with forcing Digital TV01/06/06
I am all for new tech shit BUT there are problems with the mandatory convertion to HDTV in 2009. The one I like the most was about 2/3 down the page dealing with people that don't have cable or satellite TV.
"Yes, the very same federal government that is cutting back on college loans and food stamps will soon be issuing TV vouchers." "Must speak english" is racist01/06/06
Luckily an enlightened judge found that language is not limited to certain races.
Oxymorons01/05/06
Here's a short list of Oxymorons:
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Beware of low hanging sign01/05/06
Of course the low hanging sign is the one giving the warning. What!?
Space...the FINAL frontier...01/05/06
For all you space nerds like me...NASA's website for warp engine technology.
The Camel Toe Song01/05/06
It is an oldie but goodie. The Camel Toe Song.
Losers spend 20 years painting a baseball01/05/06
And are proudly in the Guiness Book of Stupid Records.
Love your car but don't LOVE your car01/05/06
I don't love MY car this much...
Are you a sex addict?01/05/06
Because the THERE he is family CARES about YOU! Read More!
Poor little German kid01/05/06
Who puts this video of their kid falling on the internet? Who posts links to it?
Sierra says, "oops!"01/04/06
Who ever said that women were bad drivers?
RIAA bullies witness into perjury01/04/06
Wow...looks like those lawsuits aren't gonna pay for themselves anymore.
Do Black Patent Leather Shows Really Reflect Up?01/04/06
No...but webcams on the foot do.
Free MIT class videos01/04/06
Why pay $200,000 and study real hard in high school? Just watch these instead!
Your SSN. Coming soon to the Department of Justice Website01/04/06
Apparently several DOJ investigations somehow ended up with people's SSN being posted to the web.
Hack your body01/04/06
18 Tricks to cure common ailments.
More DVD rants01/04/06
Yeah...I hate the ads in the beginning of DVDs as well.
Drink more milk01/04/06
Vitamin D can reduce the risk of some cancers(minor ones like heart, breast and colon cancer) by 50%.
Now those are some fast hands01/04/06
This girl has the making of being one HELLUVA great waitress.
New Years Eve Photos01/04/06
From Kevin's upscale party.
New Bender Robot for your home01/03/06
Apparently he gets moody and watches TV. Futurama here we come!
Cool webcams01/03/06
A list of 25 interesting webcams.
Go-Daddy Superbowl Ad to be censored BEFORE the game?01/03/06
Apparently this year's superbowl ad might not make the cut if censors have anything to do with it.
10 Science facts you never knew...01/03/06
...and probably won't want to know. Read More.
How to build a bed out of scaffolding01/03/06
Not as cool as when I built MY bed but still pretty cool looking...
Very cool sand game...01/03/06
...yes that's right, I said "sand game".
Why does Hollywood keep remaking bad movies?01/03/06
Because they have reached the bottom of the barrell.
Disappearing Objects in Photoshop01/03/06
These guys are friggin talented. Read More.
Narnia walks out of WTO talks01/02/06
Gotta love the mainstream media. Read More!
Parents setting a good example01/02/06
I used to be quiet but Baran has turned me into a screaming bystander. Hopefully I won't end up like these sorry parents.
PowerDVD "protects" DVDs from being viewed01/02/06
I will never use PowerDVD again
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Hackers targeting Macs01/02/06
It is so easy to say how secure your system is when no one is trying to hack it. Now we're seeing the TRUTH!(macs are actually more secure than PCs)
Convert your Ipod into a Universal remote01/02/06
Friggin AWESOME hack for your Ipod(or any mp3 player).
The Future of Farming01/02/06
How are we going to feed the 3 billion people that will appear in the next 45 years? Vertical Farming!
2006 Hooters Catalog01/01/06
Happy New Year!
Strange Products01/01/06
Just be glad I am not advertising THIS shit on the sidebar.
Woman marries dolphin01/01/06
At first I thought it was also a gay marriage issue(which would make it wrong) but apparently "Cindy" is a male dolphin. Read More.
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