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Put your bet as a comment as to how soon Roe vs Wade is overturned. I bet that it will be back in state jurisdiction by June. Read More.
Well...it wasn't Santo's Dad but a guy did punch a teacher's aid. His daughter better not have been lieing.
48% support evolution and the rest...well...
Look at these old advertisments for food.
16 year old beats grandmother with 2x4 for not giving him beer money. Apparently his case worker was able to hold him down until police arrived. Clearly since he already has a case worker, the kid is fucked up.
Using a toll free number to pretend that you have hot women? Shame, shame Seton Hall.
I was waiting for something like this to happen. Tunecore is an online service that allows you to sell your music on ITunes and Rhapsody WITHOUT using the RIAA. The old way of promoting music is over. Sell your music industry stock while it still has value.
Wait...but there's two...no matter. Sweden is ALSO going to only use renewable energy in 14 years.
Don't overlook Red Scorpion starring Dolph Lundgren. Refresh your memory by watching the trailer.
The trailer is similar to the trailer for the Jack Nicholson comedy, Shining.
Kiss your freetime near your PC goodbye. A java based version of Battle Tanks (old atari game).
Released 2003 document shows US roadmap to use Internet in case of the big one.
My favorite quote:
US forces should be able to "disrupt or destroy the full spectrum of globally emerging communications systems, sensors, and weapons systems dependent on the electromagnetic spectrum".
It is "theoretically racist." It will be replaced with "Kumbaya" as the song to get the crowd all riled up.
Yet another couple of studies suggest that funny is sexy.
Ever wake up completely refreshed? That is because you coincedentally woke up when you were at the lightest part of your sleep cycle. Well this alarm clock detects that moment and wakes you up right then so that you ALWAYS wake up refreshed.
No news on the alarm clock that causes wet dreams.
Technically it is the Aurora Australis because it is over the south pole. But what's the difference?
My eyes! The goggles do NOTHING!
Yes...you read the title correctly. Read more.
God...when I am stressed I bite my OWN fingernails.
Not sure if this is going to make my wish list. Read more.
THEREheis.com is always interested in the education of its readers. Read more.
Ever think that liquid metal would ever be a reality? Well...it is...check out this video of a magnetic field affecting this liquid stuff.
ET on the Atari 2600, that is. Well some people were wondering so much that they made a music video about it.
Ugh...some stories just tug at my heartstrings.
Who says the Nordic countries are progressive? Read more.
This has the looks of an Onion article...but this is actually a realy story: The pope is cashing in on his printed words.
This is almost as good as that post that blowjobs cure cancer. Read more.
One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his member.
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
Margaret's Will starts, "So you stopped visiting me, eh?" Read more.
How rational is your understanding of God? Take this test and find out. Post your scores as comments to this page.
Did Michael steal this from nature??
Ladies and Gentleman...the ORIGINAL moonwalk.
Gotta love it when bored IT guys with Photoshop try to sell stuff.
This summer I took the ecological step with my automobile by switching to a diesel engine(and thus am capable of using bio-diesel). Iceland is going one step further by phasing out the use of gasoline and only using hydrogen cars and busses.
(the fact that I haven't actually used any bio-diesel is irrelevant)
We can build nuclear weapons in our basements.
Unfortunately, most of the people that support Intelligent Design can't read or use computers so I am preaching to the choir. Read more.
A Swiss joker had his last wish fulfilled when his obituary was published as a change of address notice.
The obituary published in the Tages-Anzeiger newspaper read: "Change of address for Roland Jacob.
"My new address is the Rehalp cemetery, plot number 4276. I look forward to your visit."
Binary arithmetic is what computers use to add, mulitply, create web pages, etc.
Instead of 5 + 5 = 10
0101 + 0101 = 1010
Understand? No? Well don't feel too dumb. Here is an article where it was taught to third graders...who DID understand.
Where was this guy when the Brick Bar was closed for flooding Garret Hill with streams of urine?
There are lots of Ebay scammers that trick people in various ways. One way is to use a phoney escrow service that holds their imaginary money while you send them the goods. Well one courageous man decided to teach one scammer a lesson.
Here are two sample break-up letters(and responses) that we want to see at the Anti-VD Party. [ Read More ]
His picture is currently the top image search on MSN for "beating the meat"!
Not to be confused with the phoney "theory" of gravity. See Video.
Turns out she was dating a former Spire who kept playing one of their CDs. Read More.
It's about time they started booking people for their limp wristed attempts at greeting.
So guitarists say goodbye to tab sites.
1000 points for whoever can find my 3 "Thereheis" drawings and complete them with ".com" If there wasn't an ink limit, this site would be a major time waster.
A man's parrot was home while his girlfriend was cheating on him. Starting repeating things like, "I love you, Gary." The parrot's owner's name is Chris.
They have 'COON dinner.
We're the world's most powerful nation. We have the best levee system, right? Look and see.
I ranted earlier about the new Apple Ad that rips Intel's other customers but an interesting article found a video from the music group "The Postal Service" called Such Great Heights. What is of notice is just how similar the videos are(the music video is older). In fact, MANY of the shots are out right copies.
Here is the original Apple Ad.
Here is the music video. (rather large at 45MB - but a good song/video in case you want it for posterity)
Here is a side-by-side comparison video of both. (this is the one you want to see)
Turns out they used the same directors. I guess they use dull PCs.
As everyone knows, there has been a lack of effective body armor in the War on Terrorism. As a result, many soldiers in Iraq/Afganistan are buying better commercially available armor such as Dragon Skin. Welp, that doesn't help the company that has the Army contract (and makes a profit selling the shitty armor) so they put pressure on the Pentagon. Now, if a soldier wears non-standard body armor and is KIA, their family may lose the $400,000 death benefit.
If this topic interests you in ANY way, you definately want to see the movie "The Pentagon Wars". A wonderful indictment of how the Army does business. (Navy pride showing)
These pics were taken at 1/1,000,000th of a second after the blast. Really cool.
Cat can't tell the difference between HDTV and reality (similar to many computer geeks).
The New York Times is generally held in high esteem as the pinnacle of true journalism. Unfortunately, here is a case in which the zeal to put a bad face on the War on Terrorism resulted in an outright lie.
The quick version is that they posted a story about an American missle strike and put the above photo implying that the thing pictured there (actually an unused artillery shell) destroyed the house and as a result, their lives.
Bowling Nite from a few weekends ago...
Drinkers with a drinking problem (no ice in the Mojito)
Karaoke updates from the Gypsy Saloon - the bar 2 doors down from our house
Gianmarc playing at CBGB's - I found a new shooting technique(just leveled up)
So there we were...5 drunk guys leaving the Wach looking for more adventures. Jeremy was driving...
Frank - Let's go to Pat's
Eric - ...
Jeremy - Ehh...it's not a Pat's nite.
Frank - Awww...Come on
Jeremy - It's only 10:30
Eric - Yeah, we can still go to a "good" steak place
Frank - But I haven't had a Pat's Steak in months!
Paul - That's probably good for your heart, Frank
A car thief stole a car with a baby in it. The car ALSO had the GPS enabled sprint phone which allowed sprint to locate the car within minutes. Unfortunately, they wouldn't tell them where their baby was unless they paid the $25 fee.
A video game nut went to Japan to see the inspiration for the game "Project Gotham 3". Pretty impressive shit.
Most people will say they care about the environment but when forced to choose between paying more money for a car or 33% more for clean heating oil, those same people become hypocrits real fast. That is why the green treehuggers generally can't get through to normal people.
This guy has an idea for cleaning up coal factories that:
A - results in a 40% reduction in CO2 (lower than the Kyoto treaty calls for)
B - produces combustible vegetable oil for use as Bio Diesel
C - produces ethanol (another part of Bio Diesel)
D - IS PROFITABLE
U of A tech support says, "oops."
Right around the same time Apple dissed all other Intel chips(and customers), they released the benchmark tests of their new chip. Unfortunately they failed to adhere to the first rule of benchmarking (testing under the same conditions/restrictions) by using a test program that was optimized for them and not for the comparison machine(a Dell).
Shame, shame Apple. Just for that, I will continue to use the free Mac OSX86.
Hello Automobile Oragami. (I sure hope one of the 78 connecting joints never fails)
Dogs can smell cancer.
This site says it all.
An oldie but goodie.
...frees Frat boys from bonds of sober oppression.
Apparently the Boy Scout/Girl Scout "reverent to god" thing wasn't good enough for the wiccans(witches). They have started their own sect of scouting called "Spirit Scouts".
Atleast that is what one Tokyo researcher hopes for...
Yeah...people seeing GOATSE for the first time. BLEH!
*warning - while both links on this topic are works safe, subsequent links FROM those pages contain actual GOATSE and they are NOT work safe
So Sierra had to get up early for an interview on Monday(1/9/06) and that worked out well because it was Howard's first day on Sirius radio. So before we went to karaoke the nite before, I set my alarm for 6am. Of course I didn't have to get up so I kinda slept through the beginning and caught the show on the Pacific replay.
So when I talked to her last nite, Sierra commented on the show.
Sierra - You were asleep. I woke up to a fart song. A FART SONG.
Eric - Yeah, I usually wake up with wierd dreams.
Sierra - I'm sure...
...and skates with the Montreal Canadians...sorta. (you may have to click the view video button)
Shutterfly.com is a legitimate online photo printer. I found this link of coupons that will get you a BUNCH of free prints(slickdeals.net RULES).
I don't know how long they will last before expiring.
If I said it once, I'll say it again. Google Earth rules!
Popular Science has predicted when Skynet takes over the world. Of course we all know that a simple clone army can defeat an army of robots...but the religious right would never allow that...
It's in Battery Park City, NY. Check it out.
The Nazi's weren't the only ones to use human skin for things. Harvard likes it too.
A Missouri lawmaker wants to ban the sale of cold beer.
Wow. A film about all the stupid ways people kill themselves(or in some cases just sterilize themselves before procreating).
Unless it is in the name of "National Security". Looks like big brother can read your mail now too.
(Herber is a WV player and his name is pronounced "Air Bear")
Eric - Carebear? CAREBEAR STARE!
Santo - Why was it called a stare? It came out of their stomachs.
Paul - Well they had to watch where they were staring.
Santo - Not really...they could turn their heads away and just have real bad aim.
Eric - Why was the Lion the leader?
Paul - The Lion was the leader of the cousins.
Santo - wow.
A revolutionary drive system could make a trip to Mars in 3 days.
...and has a trip during the interview. No...just kidding. But he did just turn 100.
Give it a chance...
Mark this as yet another project I will pay to have done for me.
No word on when the manufacturer plans to sue him for messing with their product. Read More.
And here I thought he was looking out for people...guess I was wrong.
...and are now infesting Texas. EWWWW WORMS!
I am all for new tech shit BUT there are problems with the mandatory convertion to HDTV in 2009. The one I like the most was about 2/3 down the page dealing with people that don't have cable or satellite TV.
"Yes, the very same federal government that is cutting back on college loans and food stamps will soon be issuing TV vouchers."
Luckily an enlightened judge found that language is not limited to certain races.
Here's a short list of Oxymorons: [ Read More ]
Of course the low hanging sign is the one giving the warning. What!?
For all you space nerds like me...NASA's website for warp engine technology.
It is an oldie but goodie. The Camel Toe Song.
And are proudly in the Guiness Book of Stupid Records.
I don't love MY car this much...
Because the THERE he is family CARES about YOU! Read More!
Who puts this video of their kid falling on the internet? Who posts links to it?
Who ever said that women were bad drivers?
Wow...looks like those lawsuits aren't gonna pay for themselves anymore.
No...but webcams on the foot do.
Why pay $200,000 and study real hard in high school? Just watch these instead!
Apparently several DOJ investigations somehow ended up with people's SSN being posted to the web.
18 Tricks to cure common ailments.
Yeah...I hate the ads in the beginning of DVDs as well.
Vitamin D can reduce the risk of some cancers(minor ones like heart, breast and colon cancer) by 50%.
This girl has the making of being one HELLUVA great waitress.
From Kevin's upscale party.
Apparently he gets moody and watches TV. Futurama here we come!
A list of 25 interesting webcams.
Apparently this year's superbowl ad might not make the cut if censors have anything to do with it.
...and probably won't want to know. Read More.
...yes that's right, I said "sand game".
Because they have reached the bottom of the barrell.
These guys are friggin talented. Read More.
Gotta love the mainstream media. Read More!
I used to be quiet but Baran has turned me into a screaming bystander. Hopefully I won't end up like these sorry parents.
I will never use PowerDVD again [ Read More ]
It is so easy to say how secure your system is when no one is trying to hack it. Now we're seeing the TRUTH!(macs are actually more secure than PCs)
Friggin AWESOME hack for your Ipod(or any mp3 player).
How are we going to feed the 3 billion people that will appear in the next 45 years? Vertical Farming!
Happy New Year!
Just be glad I am not advertising THIS shit on the sidebar.
At first I thought it was also a gay marriage issue(which would make it wrong) but apparently "Cindy" is a male dolphin. Read More.
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