Put your bet as a comment as to how soon Roe vs Wade is overturned. I bet that it will be back in state jurisdiction by June. Read More.

Well...it wasn't Santo's Dad but a guy did punch a teacher's aid. His daughter better not have been lieing.

Released 2003 document shows US roadmap to use Internet in case of the big one.

My favorite quote:

US forces should be able to "disrupt or destroy the full spectrum of globally emerging communications systems, sensors, and weapons systems dependent on the electromagnetic spectrum".

It is "theoretically racist." It will be replaced with "Kumbaya" as the song to get the crowd all riled up.

Ugh...some stories just tug at my heartstrings.

Who says the Nordic countries are progressive? Read more.

This has the looks of an Onion article...but this is actually a realy story: The pope is cashing in on his printed words.

Margaret's Will starts, "So you stopped visiting me, eh?" Read more.

Where was this guy when the Brick Bar was closed for flooding Garret Hill with streams of urine?

It's about time they started booking people for their limp wristed attempts at greeting.

A man's parrot was home while his girlfriend was cheating on him. Starting repeating things like, "I love you, Gary." The parrot's owner's name is Chris.

They have 'COON dinner.

We're the world's most powerful nation. We have the best levee system, right? Look and see.

As everyone knows, there has been a lack of effective body armor in the War on Terrorism. As a result, many soldiers in Iraq/Afganistan are buying better commercially available armor such as Dragon Skin. Welp, that doesn't help the company that has the Army contract (and makes a profit selling the shitty armor) so they put pressure on the Pentagon. Now, if a soldier wears non-standard body armor and is KIA, their family may lose the $400,000 death benefit.



If this topic interests you in ANY way, you definately want to see the movie "The Pentagon Wars". A wonderful indictment of how the Army does business. (Navy pride showing)

The New York Times is generally held in high esteem as the pinnacle of true journalism. Unfortunately, here is a case in which the zeal to put a bad face on the War on Terrorism resulted in an outright lie.



The quick version is that they posted a story about an American missle strike and put the above photo implying that the thing pictured there (actually an unused artillery shell) destroyed the house and as a result, their lives.

A car thief stole a car with a baby in it. The car ALSO had the GPS enabled sprint phone which allowed sprint to locate the car within minutes. Unfortunately, they wouldn't tell them where their baby was unless they paid the $25 fee.

Fat girls need lovin' too!

U of A tech support says, "oops."

Apparently the Boy Scout/Girl Scout "reverent to god" thing wasn't good enough for the wiccans(witches). They have started their own sect of scouting called "Spirit Scouts".

Girl gets bird flu after kissing chicken.

But this time they were outwitted by crafty students. Pics.

The coming of the chickens.

It's in Battery Park City, NY. Check it out.

A Missouri lawmaker wants to ban the sale of cold beer.

Unless it is in the name of "National Security". Looks like big brother can read your mail now too.

I am all for new tech shit BUT there are problems with the mandatory convertion to HDTV in 2009. The one I like the most was about 2/3 down the page dealing with people that don't have cable or satellite TV.

"Yes, the very same federal government that is cutting back on college loans and food stamps will soon be issuing TV vouchers."

Luckily an enlightened judge found that language is not limited to certain races.

Because the THERE he is family CARES about YOU! Read More!

Who ever said that women were bad drivers?

Wow...looks like those lawsuits aren't gonna pay for themselves anymore.

Apparently several DOJ investigations somehow ended up with people's SSN being posted to the web.

Apparently this year's superbowl ad might not make the cut if censors have anything to do with it.

Gotta love the mainstream media. Read More!