Using a toll free number to pretend that you have hot women? Shame, shame Seton Hall.

Yes...you read the title correctly. Read more.

One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose".

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his member.

With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."

Did Michael steal this from nature??



Ladies and Gentleman...the ORIGINAL moonwalk.

Gotta love it when bored IT guys with Photoshop try to sell stuff.

A Swiss joker had his last wish fulfilled when his obituary was published as a change of address notice.

The obituary published in the Tages-Anzeiger newspaper read: "Change of address for Roland Jacob.

"My new address is the Rehalp cemetery, plot number 4276. I look forward to your visit."

Not to be confused with the phoney "theory" of gravity. See Video.

Turns out she was dating a former Spire who kept playing one of their CDs. Read More.

...frees Frat boys from bonds of sober oppression.

...and skates with the Montreal Canadians...sorta. (you may have to click the view video button)

Give it a chance...

Here's a short list of Oxymorons: [ Read More ]

Of course the low hanging sign is the one giving the warning. What!?

It is an oldie but goodie. The Camel Toe Song.

I don't love MY car this much...

Who puts this video of their kid falling on the internet? Who posts links to it?

No...but webcams on the foot do.

I used to be quiet but Baran has turned me into a screaming bystander. Hopefully I won't end up like these sorry parents.

I will never use PowerDVD again [ Read More ]

Happy New Year!

Just be glad I am not advertising THIS shit on the sidebar.