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New Addition to Photo Album

02/28/06
I added a pic of my alpine model train set.

Paul wonders how I still have a girlfriend and do this...
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

Shotgun wedding...Sudanese style

02/28/06
A man caught banging a goat was forced to pay a dowry to the goat's owner since he was "using it like his wife."

Make love to me
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

WWF PSP game takes over 6 minutes to load in story mode

02/28/06
Sounds like a great idea. Make a game for a portable gaming system that takes so long to start that you will reach your destination before you can actually play. Apparently the programmers at THQ never had a class on bloated programming(ala MS Office).

EDIT - I updated the link and it seems to be working now
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Shitty Beer Stolen

02/28/06
Looks like a frat is making out like bandits after hijacking a truck with a crapload of beer.

Someone is having a good time now
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Man hides in bathrooms...drinks kids' urine

02/27/06
I don't know whether to hate this guy or to really, REALLY pity him. Atleast he didn't directly drink their piss...he used a cup system. BLEH!

Mr. Pottyman wants your pee pee
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

How to find urine drinkers near you

02/27/06
Check out this website that will provide you with a picture, a map and an address for each registered pervert near you. Valid in 46 states...SORRY PENNSYLVANIA!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Apparently some dogs land on their feet too...

02/27/06
A lucky dog survives a 90 foot fall to the rocks below.

BAILEY would have survived!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Got a sweet tooth?

02/24/06
Try Chronic Candy. The candy that has that MMMMmmmm good chronic taste. Ask for it by name!

Wasn't this from a simpsons episode?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

I don't think you'll remember THIS commercial

02/24/06
This is how to cut a meeting short.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Spring is only 100 days away!

02/24/06
You know it is spring when girls start showing their belly buttons!

Belly Buttons are Sexy?
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Time to learn German?

02/23/06
And now a word from our sponsor. Berlitz.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Teenage Rain Man Rains 3's in Basketball Game

02/23/06
Turns out this kid is like Forrest Gump when it comes to basketball after scoring 20 points in 4 minutes. Jay Wright had no comment when asked about the kids prospects as a future Wildcat.

Rain Man can play
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Where are all the new posts?

02/23/06
Sorry...It is mid-term time and I have lots of real shit to do.

In the mean time, take this test to see if you can figure out fake breasts from real breasts.

I got 16/20. Should I be proud of that?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

New Photo Album Additions

02/20/06
First, Sierra and I had a nice romantic trip to Atlantic City for dinner and a Brooks and Dunn concert.
Then, we joined the Anti-VD Party, already in progress.
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

Father makes son cry

02/20/06
Am I a bad person for laughing at a kid crying?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Ugly People cause more crimes than people like me

02/20/06
Normal looking people commit crime less than ugly people too.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Thieves with sense of humor pick on a girl with one leg

02/19/06
For the second time, thieves broke into a girl's house and stole her prostetic leg.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Theives steal golf course holes

02/19/06
Shit...I KNOW 18 was around here SOME where! Read More.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Karma is a bitch

02/19/06
Local boy laughs at VP Cheney's shooting of a friend...then gets shot by his girlfriend.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

St. Valentine's Day Soap

02/18/06
For that special someone...heart shaped soap.

Nothing says love like the aorta
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Oprah accuses Tom Cruise of lieing abour relationship

02/18/06
I bet you all missed this episode of Oprah. Maybe it will be on her new XM radio show(all 30 minutes a week of it).
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Dump your Valentine just before the wedding? Find a new Fiancee!

02/18/06
After dumping her fiancee just before the wedding, this determined bride found a new guy and used the same wedding date/time. Awww...how picture perfect!
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

WHY is Japanese TV so wierd???

02/17/06
There has got to be more than language Lost in Translation on this one. Despite the obvious "guys dressed in nothing", I don't think this is actually gay. It's something WAY beyond that.

SO fucking weird!
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Greatest Kitchen Utensil EVER

02/17/06
Well...it's not quite as good as my uber salt and pepper mills. But behold...the adjustable measuring spoons!

God Bless Blood bath and Beyond
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

More Valentine's Week News - Couple Married 50 times

02/17/06
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Blind student sues Target because he can't see website

02/16/06
Who ever said we live in an over-litigious country? Oh yeah...EVERYONE!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

50 ways to please your lover

02/16/06
This is NOT one of them. OUCH!
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Student finds that local restaurant's toilet water is cleaner than its ice

02/16/06
NOW you all understand why I always get my diet cokes with no ice!

Would you like Ecoli with your fries?
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Another way to catch your husband/wife cheating - spy!

02/15/06
Valentine's Day is not only the best day for florists. It is also the best day for private investigators who specialize in cheating significant others.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Don't even PRETEND to have drugs in Australia

02/15/06
Boy arrested for having cocaine look-alike.

It's just sugar, mang!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

In John, We Trust - Natives worship American, John Frum

02/15/06
If only *I* had a South Pacific Island worshipping me.

In John, we trust

Please note that this is an article from Smithsonian Magazine and not a joke article from The Onion.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Catch your husband/wife cheating today!

02/14/06
Ashley Madison is an online dating site for married men and women. Just sign up and stalk your cheating spouse!
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Happy Valentine's Day from a goat

02/14/06
Aww...what a cute little goat!

He wears his heart on his back
Category: Awww
Posted by: sleze

EPA Warns of high levels of romance in the air

02/14/06
I think it's best just to stay home today...

Map of love
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Rejected kids' toys

02/13/06
Awww...I want a Mr. Pot Head!

Dude...this toy is SOOO fun!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The Fight Club

02/13/06
Watch the trailer of this romance movie to get you in the mood for VD.(requires the newest version of Quicktime)
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

If Canada ruled the world

02/13/06
It would be one safe world, eh?

The Canadien Vatican
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Valentines for Star Wars geeks

02/12/06
Is it bad that I got the joke of every one of these?

How can a girl resist?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Crazy Skydiving Accident

02/12/06
Hey, who wants to go SKYDIVING!?

Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

A father and son enjoying a day at the ball park

02/12/06
Like watching a car wreck, you need to watch this video.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Another woman killed on MySpace Date

02/11/06
Believe it or not, there are sickos on the internet who prey on people they meet online!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Scienitests FINALLY figured out Newton's biggest question

02/11/06
There is no difference in swimming in water or syrup. Wow...I know I can die a happy man now...

Yuck
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Valentine candy that WON'T be at the Anti-VD Party

02/11/06
Child passes out ecstacy thinking it was candy...wonders why it tastes so bad but feels SO GOOD!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

An Anti-VD PSA

02/10/06
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

NFL trying to hide the theft of the Superbowl

02/10/06
How do you know when the NFL is covering up the Superbowl? Check out the Comcast On Demand replay and look for the contraversial plays!

Did the Refs steEl the Superbowl?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Boy suspended for playing "Doctor"

02/10/06
My how times have changed. I would have been suspended every other day at day care.

Stop little boys from harassing little girls!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Does ANYONE outside the US understand the meaning of Freedom of Speech??

02/09/06
Sorry for getting on my soap box, BUT...

...the EU is considering passing laws to dictate a media "code of conduct" in light of the recent row about the caricatures of Mohammad.

Enlightenment
[ Read More ]
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Drug that helps you dream

02/09/06
No word on the wet-dream version but we are making progress. Read more.

Sleepers rejoice!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Pics from my old punk days

02/09/06
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Dude...you just got beat by a GIRL!

02/08/06
Girl beats boys in about the most embarassing way possible(no, not a peeing distance contest)...in a wrestling tournament.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Stone age tribe kills fisherman

02/08/06
Apparently modern living and lots of alcohol are no match for spears and arrows. Although I am sorry there are two dead guys, I think it's pretty neat there are still completely undisturbed ancient tribes in existence. They even survived the Tsunami.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

OBGYN sent to jail for lots of stuff

02/08/06
Wow...this is one helluva case.

Charles Momah was convicted of 2 counts of rape and indecent liberties(fondling, I guess) But here's a list of the other things he did:

Performed examinations without gloves
Sexually fondled patients
Unnecessarily probed with vaginal ultrasound wand
Performed unnecessary surgery
Overprescribed painkillers to get his patients addicted
Let his TWIN BROTHER pretend to be him so that HE could fondle them too

Now this guy(and his twin) should get the electric chair as far as I am concerned but one thing bothered me. While I read that they reported him and go no where with the police but WHY did the patients keep going back to him? One doctor made me wait an hour past my scheduled appointment time and I switched doctors. The defense lawyer was quoted saying, "My clients lived in fear under his reign of terror for years." It's not like he was the doctor at a women's prison and the prisoners were forced to go back to him.

Being a guy, I don't know. Is it really that hard to switch OBGYNs?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Revenge of the Nerd

02/07/06
Why oh why aren't commercials like this allowed in Puritan America???

Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Guard fired for drinking urine while in uniform

02/07/06
I guess it would be OK for him to drink urine OUT of uniform right?

And why is webindia123 the site that picked up this story from Chicago???

I wonder if this link will push thereheis.com up on the google search list for "drink urine".
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Brilliant way to get past a guard dog

02/07/06
I think Brazillian theives have just made guard dogs obsolete.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Russia faces debilitating Vodka shortage

02/06/06
God be with those poor souls! Read More.

Santo knows how the Russians feel...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Snake and hamsters go together like Lamb and Tunafish

02/06/06
Tokyo's most famous odd-couple. I guess Sierra was right. Not all snakes are evil.

Best Friends
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

NASA PR appointee thinks NASA has religious responsibilities??

02/06/06
There have been lots of hubbub about politics suppressing science in the past few years but here is one of the most ironic. Check out this quote:

[Deutsch’s email] continued: “This is more than a science issue, it is a religious issue. And I would hate to think that young people would only be getting one-half of this debate from NASA. That would mean we had failed to properly educate the very people who rely on us for factual information the most.”

Last time I checked, NASA dealt with SPACE and not theology.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Urinal vandal fined $262,700 in France

02/05/06
Wow those Frenchies take their peeing seriously...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Interesting shadow

02/05/06
It's the little things in life that tickle me...

What's under the leaf?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Example of how to boost employee morale

02/05/06
She sure seems to enjoy her job.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Pics of people being owned

02/04/06
Or should I say, "pwned"!

hehehe
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Man sentanced to not talk to girls for 5 years

02/04/06
I bet there are lots of women who know a guy deserving of this sentance...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Danish cartoons of Muhammed starting all KINDS of problems

02/04/06
A Danish newspaper printed these images in their paper. Clearly some of them are quite offensive.

Death to Legos!

Well the Muslim community went ape shit. Not the ENTIRE community it seems. Here is an article written by an Islamic scholar stating that Muslims are overreacting.

I wonder why they are boycotting Legos(made in Denmark) and Danish buttermakers and not just the newspaper in question(and its advertisers). Well I just had to ask. If you scroll down to the bottom of the altmuslim.com article, see if you can figure out which posts are mine.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Sierra cut her hair

02/03/06
She cut LOTS of them, actually.

It's all GONE!
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

How to console your buck-toothed child about their braces...

02/03/06
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Jesus as a DJ

02/03/06
Apparently He and God, the Father got into a fight and Jesus ran off to spin "records." Those poor people...

Break it down
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Mendelssohn Club is REALLY expanding our repertoire

02/03/06
Other choirs call us sell outs. What do YOU think?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Attack of the Squids!

02/02/06
Apparently Jules Verne wasn't too far off in 20,000 Leagues under the sea. Octipi are attacking submarines!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Fun Work Pranks

02/02/06
My favorite is the baby powder prank. MUUUUhahahhahaha!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

How *I* will discipline my kids

02/02/06
Where to put the crying kids on planes
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

To the MOON, IVAN!

02/01/06
Russians say they are going to build a moon base in 10 to 15 years to harvest Helium.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Monkey cops keep monkey peace in monkey society

02/01/06
Turns out that monkeys have more complex roles than we realized. That's what happens when you don't "hail to the chimp!"

Hail to the Chimp!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Photo Time Warp

02/01/06
God I envy these photoshop wizzes. Read More.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze