I added a pic of my alpine model train set.

A man caught banging a goat was forced to pay a dowry to the goat's owner since he was "using it like his wife."

Sounds like a great idea. Make a game for a portable gaming system that takes so long to start that you will reach your destination before you can actually play. Apparently the programmers at THQ never had a class on bloated programming(ala MS Office).

EDIT - I updated the link and it seems to be working now

Looks like a frat is making out like bandits after hijacking a truck with a crapload of beer.

I don't know whether to hate this guy or to really, REALLY pity him. Atleast he didn't directly drink their piss...he used a cup system. BLEH!

Check out this website that will provide you with a picture, a map and an address for each registered pervert near you. Valid in 46 states...SORRY PENNSYLVANIA!

A lucky dog survives a 90 foot fall to the rocks below.

Try Chronic Candy. The candy that has that MMMMmmmm good chronic taste. Ask for it by name!

This is how to cut a meeting short.

You know it is spring when girls start showing their belly buttons!

And now a word from our sponsor. Berlitz.

Turns out this kid is like Forrest Gump when it comes to basketball after scoring 20 points in 4 minutes. Jay Wright had no comment when asked about the kids prospects as a future Wildcat.

Sorry...It is mid-term time and I have lots of real shit to do.

In the mean time, take this test to see if you can figure out fake breasts from real breasts.

I got 16/20. Should I be proud of that?

First, Sierra and I had a nice romantic trip to Atlantic City for dinner and a Brooks and Dunn concert.
Then, we joined the Anti-VD Party, already in progress.

Am I a bad person for laughing at a kid crying?

Normal looking people commit crime less than ugly people too.

For the second time, thieves broke into a girl's house and stole her prostetic leg.

Shit...I KNOW 18 was around here SOME where! Read More.

Local boy laughs at VP Cheney's shooting of a friend...then gets shot by his girlfriend.

For that special someone...heart shaped soap.

I bet you all missed this episode of Oprah. Maybe it will be on her new XM radio show(all 30 minutes a week of it).

After dumping her fiancee just before the wedding, this determined bride found a new guy and used the same wedding date/time. Awww...how picture perfect!

There has got to be more than language Lost in Translation on this one. Despite the obvious "guys dressed in nothing", I don't think this is actually gay. It's something WAY beyond that.

Well...it's not quite as good as my uber salt and pepper mills. But behold...the adjustable measuring spoons!

Once in every state.

Who ever said we live in an over-litigious country? Oh yeah...EVERYONE!

This is NOT one of them. OUCH!

NOW you all understand why I always get my diet cokes with no ice!

Valentine's Day is not only the best day for florists. It is also the best day for private investigators who specialize in cheating significant others.

Boy arrested for having cocaine look-alike.

If only *I* had a South Pacific Island worshipping me.



Please note that this is an article from Smithsonian Magazine and not a joke article from The Onion.

Ashley Madison is an online dating site for married men and women. Just sign up and stalk your cheating spouse!

Aww...what a cute little goat!

I think it's best just to stay home today...

Awww...I want a Mr. Pot Head!

Watch the trailer of this romance movie to get you in the mood for VD.(requires the newest version of Quicktime)

It would be one safe world, eh?

Is it bad that I got the joke of every one of these?

Hey, who wants to go SKYDIVING!?

Like watching a car wreck, you need to watch this video.

Believe it or not, there are sickos on the internet who prey on people they meet online!

There is no difference in swimming in water or syrup. Wow...I know I can die a happy man now...

Child passes out ecstacy thinking it was candy...wonders why it tastes so bad but feels SO GOOD!

Don't sleep with THOSE guys.

How do you know when the NFL is covering up the Superbowl? Check out the Comcast On Demand replay and look for the contraversial plays!

My how times have changed. I would have been suspended every other day at day care.

Sorry for getting on my soap box, BUT...

...the EU is considering passing laws to dictate a media "code of conduct" in light of the recent row about the caricatures of Mohammad.


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No word on the wet-dream version but we are making progress. Read more.

Wow, I looked different.

Girl beats boys in about the most embarassing way possible(no, not a peeing distance contest)...in a wrestling tournament.

Apparently modern living and lots of alcohol are no match for spears and arrows. Although I am sorry there are two dead guys, I think it's pretty neat there are still completely undisturbed ancient tribes in existence. They even survived the Tsunami.

Wow...this is one helluva case.

Charles Momah was convicted of 2 counts of rape and indecent liberties(fondling, I guess) But here's a list of the other things he did:

Performed examinations without gloves
Sexually fondled patients
Unnecessarily probed with vaginal ultrasound wand
Performed unnecessary surgery
Overprescribed painkillers to get his patients addicted
Let his TWIN BROTHER pretend to be him so that HE could fondle them too

Now this guy(and his twin) should get the electric chair as far as I am concerned but one thing bothered me. While I read that they reported him and go no where with the police but WHY did the patients keep going back to him? One doctor made me wait an hour past my scheduled appointment time and I switched doctors. The defense lawyer was quoted saying, "My clients lived in fear under his reign of terror for years." It's not like he was the doctor at a women's prison and the prisoners were forced to go back to him.

Being a guy, I don't know. Is it really that hard to switch OBGYNs?

Why oh why aren't commercials like this allowed in Puritan America???

I guess it would be OK for him to drink urine OUT of uniform right?

And why is webindia123 the site that picked up this story from Chicago???

I wonder if this link will push thereheis.com up on the google search list for "drink urine".

I think Brazillian theives have just made guard dogs obsolete.

God be with those poor souls! Read More.

Tokyo's most famous odd-couple. I guess Sierra was right. Not all snakes are evil.

There have been lots of hubbub about politics suppressing science in the past few years but here is one of the most ironic. Check out this quote:

[Deutsch’s email] continued: “This is more than a science issue, it is a religious issue. And I would hate to think that young people would only be getting one-half of this debate from NASA. That would mean we had failed to properly educate the very people who rely on us for factual information the most.”

Last time I checked, NASA dealt with SPACE and not theology.

Wow those Frenchies take their peeing seriously...

It's the little things in life that tickle me...

She sure seems to enjoy her job.

Or should I say, "pwned"!

I bet there are lots of women who know a guy deserving of this sentance...

A Danish newspaper printed these images in their paper. Clearly some of them are quite offensive.



Well the Muslim community went ape shit. Not the ENTIRE community it seems. Here is an article written by an Islamic scholar stating that Muslims are overreacting.

I wonder why they are boycotting Legos(made in Denmark) and Danish buttermakers and not just the newspaper in question(and its advertisers). Well I just had to ask. If you scroll down to the bottom of the altmuslim.com article, see if you can figure out which posts are mine.

She cut LOTS of them, actually.

They are all the rage with Thai kids!

Apparently He and God, the Father got into a fight and Jesus ran off to spin "records." Those poor people...

Other choirs call us sell outs. What do YOU think?

Apparently Jules Verne wasn't too far off in 20,000 Leagues under the sea. Octipi are attacking submarines!

My favorite is the baby powder prank. MUUUUhahahhahaha!

Russians say they are going to build a moon base in 10 to 15 years to harvest Helium.

Turns out that monkeys have more complex roles than we realized. That's what happens when you don't "hail to the chimp!"

God I envy these photoshop wizzes. Read More.