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Shitty Beer Stolen

02/28/06
Looks like a frat is making out like bandits after hijacking a truck with a crapload of beer.

Someone is having a good time now
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How to find urine drinkers near you

02/27/06
Check out this website that will provide you with a picture, a map and an address for each registered pervert near you. Valid in 46 states...SORRY PENNSYLVANIA!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Apparently some dogs land on their feet too...

02/27/06
A lucky dog survives a 90 foot fall to the rocks below.

BAILEY would have survived!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Ugly People cause more crimes than people like me

02/20/06
Normal looking people commit crime less than ugly people too.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Thieves with sense of humor pick on a girl with one leg

02/19/06
For the second time, thieves broke into a girl's house and stole her prostetic leg.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Theives steal golf course holes

02/19/06
Shit...I KNOW 18 was around here SOME where! Read More.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Karma is a bitch

02/19/06
Local boy laughs at VP Cheney's shooting of a friend...then gets shot by his girlfriend.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Another way to catch your husband/wife cheating - spy!

02/15/06
Valentine's Day is not only the best day for florists. It is also the best day for private investigators who specialize in cheating significant others.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Don't even PRETEND to have drugs in Australia

02/15/06
Boy arrested for having cocaine look-alike.

It's just sugar, mang!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Happy Valentine's Day from a goat

02/14/06
Aww...what a cute little goat!

He wears his heart on his back
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Another woman killed on MySpace Date

02/11/06
Believe it or not, there are sickos on the internet who prey on people they meet online!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Valentine candy that WON'T be at the Anti-VD Party

02/11/06
Child passes out ecstacy thinking it was candy...wonders why it tastes so bad but feels SO GOOD!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

NFL trying to hide the theft of the Superbowl

02/10/06
How do you know when the NFL is covering up the Superbowl? Check out the Comcast On Demand replay and look for the contraversial plays!

Did the Refs steEl the Superbowl?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Boy suspended for playing "Doctor"

02/10/06
My how times have changed. I would have been suspended every other day at day care.

Stop little boys from harassing little girls!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Does ANYONE outside the US understand the meaning of Freedom of Speech??

02/09/06
Sorry for getting on my soap box, BUT...

...the EU is considering passing laws to dictate a media "code of conduct" in light of the recent row about the caricatures of Mohammad.

Enlightenment
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Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Dude...you just got beat by a GIRL!

02/08/06
Girl beats boys in about the most embarassing way possible(no, not a peeing distance contest)...in a wrestling tournament.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Stone age tribe kills fisherman

02/08/06
Apparently modern living and lots of alcohol are no match for spears and arrows. Although I am sorry there are two dead guys, I think it's pretty neat there are still completely undisturbed ancient tribes in existence. They even survived the Tsunami.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

OBGYN sent to jail for lots of stuff

02/08/06
Wow...this is one helluva case.

Charles Momah was convicted of 2 counts of rape and indecent liberties(fondling, I guess) But here's a list of the other things he did:

Performed examinations without gloves
Sexually fondled patients
Unnecessarily probed with vaginal ultrasound wand
Performed unnecessary surgery
Overprescribed painkillers to get his patients addicted
Let his TWIN BROTHER pretend to be him so that HE could fondle them too

Now this guy(and his twin) should get the electric chair as far as I am concerned but one thing bothered me. While I read that they reported him and go no where with the police but WHY did the patients keep going back to him? One doctor made me wait an hour past my scheduled appointment time and I switched doctors. The defense lawyer was quoted saying, "My clients lived in fear under his reign of terror for years." It's not like he was the doctor at a women's prison and the prisoners were forced to go back to him.

Being a guy, I don't know. Is it really that hard to switch OBGYNs?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Brilliant way to get past a guard dog

02/07/06
I think Brazillian theives have just made guard dogs obsolete.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Russia faces debilitating Vodka shortage

02/06/06
God be with those poor souls! Read More.

Santo knows how the Russians feel...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Urinal vandal fined $262,700 in France

02/05/06
Wow those Frenchies take their peeing seriously...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Man sentanced to not talk to girls for 5 years

02/04/06
I bet there are lots of women who know a guy deserving of this sentance...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Danish cartoons of Muhammed starting all KINDS of problems

02/04/06
A Danish newspaper printed these images in their paper. Clearly some of them are quite offensive.

Death to Legos!

Well the Muslim community went ape shit. Not the ENTIRE community it seems. Here is an article written by an Islamic scholar stating that Muslims are overreacting.

I wonder why they are boycotting Legos(made in Denmark) and Danish buttermakers and not just the newspaper in question(and its advertisers). Well I just had to ask. If you scroll down to the bottom of the altmuslim.com article, see if you can figure out which posts are mine.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze