Archives

Jay Wright vows to be even more handsome next season

03/31/06
With Villanova's season coming to a disappointing end with an upset loss to Florida in an NCAA Tournament regional final on Sunday, Wildcats head coach Jay Wright promised program boosters that he will try harder to be even more handsome next season. [ Read More ]
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Missing audio track from the Fellowship of the Rings

03/30/06
Check out the transcript of the unused audio track of Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn analyzing the Fellowship of the Rings DVD.

......
Chomsky: We should examine carefully what's being established here in the prologue. For one, the point is clearly made that the "master ring," the so-called "one ring to rule them all," is actually a rather elaborate justification for preemptive war on Mordor.

Zinn: I think that's correct. Tolkien makes no attempt to hide the fact that rings are wielded by every other ethnic enclave in Middle Earth. The Dwarves have seven rings, the Elves have three. The race of Man has nine rings, for God's sake. There are at least 19 rings floating around out there in Middle Earth, and yet Sauron's ring is supposedly so terrible that no one can be allowed to wield it. Why?
......

Read More.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Some people are naturally capable of surviving car crashes

03/29/06
Too big for the breast bouncing simulator
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The History of the world...according to movies

03/28/06
This great website lists all the important historical events from pre-4,000,000 BC to 865,427,810 AD.

1715 Rob Roy escapes the defeat of the clans (Rob Roy The Highland Rogue)
A Predator gains a pistol while hunting in the Raonoke colony (Predator 2)
Ireland - Duncan kills Kate MacLeod (Highlander: Endgame)
1720 Pirate Jack Sparrow frees a governor's daughter in the hope of regaining the Black Pearl (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
1727 Sham, a horse, is born, and starts one of the great thoroughbred racing lines (King of the Wind)
1750 Argentina/Paraguary/Brazil - The Mission
1753 Venice: Casanova narrowly escapes execution (Casanova)

Read More.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

I always wanted to do this

03/24/06
I love it when people take themselves (or their beliefs) too seriously.

As opposed to "I'm with Stupid"
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Where's Butthead?

03/23/06
heheheheHEEHEEHEEhehehehe
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Tomatoes are EVIL!

03/23/06
I have always been telling people that tomatoes are evil.

EVIL?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

New York Drivers

03/22/06
Outta my way, ya JERK!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

So unladylike

03/21/06
Girls don't do that, anyway.

Right in the pooper
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Why girls love horses...

03/17/06
It ain't for their long legs.

1400 pounds of meat between their legs
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Harry Potter brooms are "magic" for girls

03/16/06
She just kept playing with it for hours on end...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The most important back-to-school supplies

03/15/06
Ribbed for her pleasure
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

High School Liquor Thief

03/14/06
He's got brass ones
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Breast bouncing simulator

03/03/06
Wow...you gotta love bored programmers with too much time who want to sell bras.

Boingy Boingy Boingy
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze