This is listing of correspondence between the developer of a free operating system and a duffus City Manager in Tuttle, OK.

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Jerry:
Who gave you permission to invade my website and block me and anyone else from accessing it???
Please remove your software immediately before I report it to government officials!!
I am the City Manager of Tuttle, Oklahoma.

Johnny:
I feel sorry for your city.

CentOS is an operating system. It is probably installed on the computer
that runs your website.

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This is a great way to have them all on a few pieces of paper.