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New Diet: Eat just under 6500 calories a day - lose weight!

04/26/06
Of course you need a few pre-requesit medical conditions like pyloric stenosis to qualify. The new diet's spokesmodel weighs 101 pounds. Sign up today!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

What happens when you are decapitated?

04/20/06
I know you have ALL wondered. Well here is some anecdotal evidence. Sounds like it is time for some real scientific trials. Now all I need to do is find some willing hobo's.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Nerds Make Better Lovers

04/19/06
Paul keeps asking how I have a girlfriend. Well here's how.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Canadians as dumb as Americans?

04/13/06
Well here we go again. Apparently a grant proposal investigating the detriment of Creationism on the theory of evolution was rejected because the grant writer could not produce enough evidence proving the theory of evolution is real.

Touched by his noodly appendage

I guess they should have included the Flying Spagetti Monster in their proposal to be fair.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Scientists Prove the obvious

04/12/06
Popular Science reports on the scientists that spend lots of money on proving common sense things like: Smoking costs money.

Smoking is bad?  NO SHIT!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Study done on sex in MRI's

04/12/06
Yeah...You read that correctly. There was a study done where subjects would have sex in an MRI and pics were taken.

Is that what I think it is?

Who can identify the penis?
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Prayer doesn't help healing

04/07/06
In fact, according to this study published in the American Health Journal, some people who were prayed for actually did worse in heart bypass surgery. Maybe they were praying to the wrong god...

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeennnnnnnn.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

7 ways to identify bullshit science

04/05/06
This is a terrific article on pseudo-science.

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3. The scientific effect involved is always at the very limit of detection. Alas, there is never a clear photograph of a flying saucer, or the Loch Ness monster. All scientific measurements must contend with some level of background noise or statistical fluctuation. But if the signal-to-noise ratio cannot be improved, even in principle, the effect is probably not real and the work is not science.

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Read More.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

How to make a dragon...genetically

04/03/06
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze