College campuses (should it be campi?) have been busily jostling for placement in this year's Political Correctness award. This year's big winner is Yale for admitting former Taliban ambassador, Sayed Rahmatullah Hashemi, in the name of diversity (apparently Yale thinks the Taliban view on women's rights was A-OK). WTG Yale!

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The broom was not enough to defeat the 4 foot reptile, so he switched to a garden hose (too close for missiles, switching to guns).

This reminds me of a conversation I once had with John Shirey:

John - "When I was a kid, I found a large snapping turtle in a pond and we fought for like 3 hours."

Me - "3 hours? Did it get away?"

John - "That's its shell right there on the wall."

Well here's a new one. Following in the footsteps of his Christian counterpart, Jerry Falwell, a senior cultural advisor in Iran's Education Ministry says that the Tom and Jerry cartoon is Jewish propaganda. Apparently Jerry, the mouse, represents the cute and cuddly Jews.



"It should be noted that mice are very cunning ... and dirty."

According to a textbook in India, donkeys are better than wives in many, many areas.

This husband's wife keeps her 3 month old and 2 year old in bed with them at night. Now he is on strike on top of their house. Now, I don't know about the 3 month old. Perhaps the kid should be in a bassinet next to the bed or something but the 2 year old needs to be in his on room WITHOUT a pacifier.

It is well known that if you decide to not use Union labor in Philadelphia for ANY reason, they will protest the job site. Just ask MTV. Well this is a new one. The plumbers union in Philadelphia is against the use of waterless urinals in the building of the Comcast building. While it will save millions of gallons of water per year, it will mean less pipes and as a result, less work for them.

Vote UNION! Fuck the environment!

5 women got sex changes in Saudi Arabia so that they would be allowed to vote and drive a car all by themselves. What a great society!

Make peeing fun!