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But apparently, people in Arizona don't want you to eat there.

This post is dedicated to Jay Fenner

This crazy-Christian lady wants to ban Harry Potter books, which she has never read, because they promote demonic activity. Don't let Sierra get a hold of her...

I wanted to have something posted that was unpublished (or in this case unpublishable) but i had my thesis due today. I still found time for this catastrophe however, which is documented evidence that my thesis ruined my mind and i am now clinically insane
4:00am after i finished my thesis. oscr457: mg its jesse and her caffeine addictuion, right?

Vertigo972: zack encourages cheating
Vertigo972: its called "jesse's song"
Vertigo972: (look it up
Vertigo972: )
Vertigo972: and bow to my vast knowlege of all things
Vertigo972: jesse you're a big dyke
Vertigo972: slater you're a meathead brillo mullet moron
Vertigo972: kelly you are a goddess and lisa i'd bang you and than
never talk to youi again
oscr457: wow, you're quite the saved by the bell slut

......if you read it while watcing the episode (im so excited, im so excited, im so scared) it sinks up like dark side of the moon and wizard of oz [ Read More ]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. [ Read More ]

Scenario One

Samuel L. Jackson discovers a new superbreed of snake, developed by the United States military, on board the plane. Quickly realizing that this snake could destroy the world, and knowing he would rather die than risk bringing this monster to the mainland, he decides to crash the plane into an offshore nitroglycerin plant.

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No no...not English people...the English Language. Check out these poems...

When the English tongue we speak.
Why is break not rhymed with freak?
Will you tell me why it's true
We say sew but likewise few?
And the maker of the verse,
Cannot rhyme his horse with worse?
Beard is not the same as heard
Cord is different from word.
Cow is cow but low is low
Shoe is never rhymed with foe.
Think of hose, dose,and lose

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I appears that back in the day, the extent of Superman's vision powers was in question.

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I realize that the initial justification for creating the Visions — "It's fun to draw beams coming from his eyes" — is a valid one, and has certainly contributed to artist morale. Heat Vision, X-Ray Vision, Telescopic Vision, and even Microscopic Vision are well and good, and have, in any event, become firmly associated with the character. However, it seems that in recent issues, certain authors have taken to adding Visions in a haphazard and even whimsical fashion. For example:

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Or maybe it is in Arizona and named in honor of Clifton Bennett.

If there's one thing I'm tired of, it's hearing about how hard it is to have a baby. I hate to break the news to you, but people have been having babies for literally billions of years...

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David M. Bresnahan
April 4, 2006

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the USA border into Mexico, and I need to make some arrangements. [ Read More ]

Yet another brilliant contribution from Frank. I present the world's first peter pan fashion model.