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Time-lapsed drawing of a person

05/31/06
This is a repeat from my old "finding cool things and putting them on my AIM profile" days. It is a time lapsed progression of someone drawing a person from the ground up. It is pretty cool.

I'm simon and I like to make drawerings!
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Rhode Island drivers are retards...

05/31/06
Apparently Rhode Island ranks the worst in terms of driver knowledge. PA wasn't much better ranking in at 42.

Have you theen my driverth lithenthe?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Kid born with many arms

05/31/06
The parents named him Goro and predicted that he will soon rule underworld.

So cute when they're young

And here's an artist's rendition of what he will look like as an adult.

I will eat your soul!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

How to get fired from your job

05/30/06
As another PSA from There He Is, here is a brief instructional video on how to get fired from your job.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Coolest Kitchen Web Ad EVER!

05/30/06
Yeah, yeah...I know that kitchen web ads aren't the most important thing in your life. It doesn't matter, check out this site that advertises kitchens. It takes a little while to load and you need flash but when you scroll around the kitchens, you'll understand.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Drunk found to be 18 times over the legal limit

05/30/06
He should have been dead several times over. Now this guy KNOWS how to have a good time.

But alcohol tastes so good!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Interesting Stairway to Heaven Video

05/29/06
This links to a webpage which has a link to a guy singing Stairway to Heaven backwards and then replaying it forwards and adding the music. Confused? Just trust me and watch the video.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Google Maps view of Tank battle

05/29/06
Yet another reason why I love google maps. Here is a tank battle it took pics of during the Iraq war.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

One of these things is not like the other...

05/29/06
1 is happy...3 are pissed...typical
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

New Action Movie coming this summer

05/26/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How EVIL are you?

05/26/06
Take this test and see just how EVIL you are.

He was just so...EVIL!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Man wearing baby suit - buy yours today!

05/26/06
You will get MAJOR kudos for wearing this outfit to this year's Halloween Party but at $2300, it isn't likely going in my Buy Me That album anytime soon.

Creepy?
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

How the Dutch celebrate their 10,000th shoplifter

05/25/06

Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Roboroach betrays real roaches

05/25/06
The predicessor to the T-1 will not look like humans. It looks like a cockroach and can infiltrate cockroach society and lead cockroach rebellions. Fun stuff!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

05/25/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Who wants to see the Mets with the world series?

05/24/06
Attorney Richard Chesney, that's who. Paul Gladney certainly doesn't.

Check out this recreation of Game 6 of the 1986 World Series using Nintendo's RBI baseball...


Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

What would you do if your girlfriend was secretly a stripper?

05/24/06
Hidden Camera Video wants to find out.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Mr. Cotton's Parrot...same question

05/24/06
Turns out I was right and Sierra was wrong. Scientists have found a parrot with the verbal abilities of a small child.

Ready to Sail!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Super Mario Brothers Live

05/23/06

Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Student chained as punishment in front of his mother

05/23/06
Sounds kinda like the Catholic grade school that I went to...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Sierra and Eric's Graduations

05/23/06
Here are some photos from Sierra's Graduation and Eric's Graduation.
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

Where not to live in NYC

05/22/06
The New York Times has graciously mapped the locations of all the murders in New York in the last 3 years. Looks like Frank's parents are safe. Live near any of these places, Los?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Harry Potter Fanfics we'd rather not see

05/22/06
Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year When No One Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Girl Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Boy Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone

Read More.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Carbon Dioxide is your friend

05/22/06
All those treehuggers are wrong. C02 is GOOD for the environment!



BTW - this is a real Ad created by Exxon.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Robinson Crusoe re-written with all one-syllable words

05/19/06
Excerpt:

He gave me a good round sum for my boat, and said that I should have the same sum for Xury, if I would part with him. But I told him that as it was by the boy's help that I had got free, I was loath to sell him. He said it was just and right in me to feel thus, but at the same time, if I could make up my mind to part with him, he should be set free in two years' time. So, as the poor slave had a wish to go with him, I did not say "no." I got to All Saints' Bay in three weeks, and was now a free man.

Read More.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

New Prank: Changing Road Signs

05/19/06
Here is a little story about how to change those digital road signs that tell about construction/congestion.

The day the world stood still
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What is really on a man's mind?

05/19/06
How realistic is THIS commercial?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Great artists as children

05/18/06
This is what it would be like if great artists went to to art class at *MY* grade school.

No imagination in schools!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

What women can tell from a face...

05/18/06
Apparently, women are very good at judging whether a guy likes kids or not just by looking at his face. Also, girls looking to get laid are looking for the OPPOSITE guy. So start taking the roids before you go to spring break.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Disney animators are so friggin lazy

05/18/06
Check out this translation of a russian page that exposes Disney's reuse of animation clips.

Version 1Version 2

UPDATE: Apparently the Russians don't like their pages getting translated into English. They changed the page to prevent it. The images are still there, but you just have to scroll down in the frame to see them.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Baboon researcher becomes new alpha male of pack

05/17/06
This lucky guy is up to his eyeballs in sweet baboon tail! Curtesy of The Onion.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Northwestern Women's Soccer Hazing

05/17/06
We know that none of this happens at Villanova, right? RIGHT?

That's where I want to send MY daughters!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

British Soccer Streaker

05/17/06
Apparently, European sports are getting more and more liberal...



Yeah, yeah...I know it's called football over there.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Cool new bike motor

05/16/06
It is a motor so streamlined, it fits INSIDE the front wheel turning your ordinary $800 mountain bike into an EXTRODINARY $1200 moped. 200 mpg is pretty cool...unless you realize it holds less that a gallon of gas.

I'll be a proud member of Hell's Satans!
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Total Extreme Biking?

05/16/06
Those Crazy Japaneze TV shows will do anything for a laugh. Here is a wacky video of a Bicycle crashing at 110MPH.


Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Great Adventure and Gretchen Wilson Concert

05/16/06
Here's a few photos of Sierra and I at Gretchen Wilson and Great Adventure.
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

Sardine Ice Cream coming to Portugal

05/15/06
YUMMY!

I said that the food was phenomenal there...I never said I liked Portuguese ice cream.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

New 'Anti-Abortion' Pill Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive

05/15/06
Pfizer has just released a new pill, RU-86, that will terminate a pregnant mother while keeping the unborn child alive.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Amazingly detailed view of Da Vinci's Last Supper

05/15/06
With the Da Vinci Code premiering this week, here is a neat interactive website for viewing the Last Supper image at very high resolution.

I thought Jesus had a beard
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Snakes on a Plane Auditions

05/12/06
For those of you who don't know what Snakes on a Plane is, it is a movie with Samuel Jackson in which there are snakes on a plane. Brilliant, eh?




courtesy of Snakes on a Blog
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Movie title mix-em-up

05/12/06
What happens when you switch movie titles with those that better describe the movie? Hilarity!

Snatch a peek!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Superheroes robbing the rich and giving to the poor

05/12/06
German Robin Hoods dressed as superheroes are stealing kobe beef and champagne from rich fru-fru restaurants and giving them to the poor.

Give us all your salmon!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

I'm back bitches!

05/11/06
It has been a long, long week and I am finally done. So in celebration of my return, I have a good one for all of you.

I give you the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance.

Do I make you horny?!You KNOW you want it!SO hot!We need lovin' too!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

New Media Corrupts Youth

05/11/06
We have all heard about how video games are turning children into murderers. Did you know that romance novels and the waltz turns women into whores too? Here is a list of how new media was thought to corrupt children as they were introduced.

Novels
"The free access which many young people have to romances, novels, and plays has poisoned the mind and corrupted the morals of many a promising youth; and prevented others from improving their minds in useful knowledge. Parents take care to feed their children with wholesome diet; and yet how unconcerned about the provision for the mind, whether they are furnished with salutary food, or with trash, chaff, or poison?"
- Reverend Enos Hitchcock, Memoirs of the Bloomsgrove Family, 1790

Read More.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Cookie Monster does some self-discovery

05/11/06
(Excerpt)

Me know. Me have problem.

Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn't normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.

Read More.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Happy May Day...now piss off

05/01/06
Well...it is crunch time with exams and projects SO, I won't be adding a lot of updates for about 10 or 11 days. Feel free to read the archives and click on my Ads (I have earned $1.80 so far) and buy some shit ;)

In the meantime, please enjoy this video of traffic in India:



I find it is best played alongside the Foggy Mountain Breakdown by Flatt and Scruggs (the getaway music from Bonnie and Clyde)
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

The top searches in April that led people to me

05/01/06
1- 7... there he is
2- 5... wacky shit
3- 4... baby luge
4- 3... marylin shot
5- 3... sarah winslow bowe
6- 2... 2005 burton custom x
7- 2... axbo alarm
8- 2... beating the meat <---this is all gianmarc
9- 2... best cornerback ever
10- 2... easter.jpg
11- 2... fart song <---???
12- 2... gianmarc karaoke
13- 2... grand party entrance
14- 2... heather and ryan
15- 2... mojito mint masher
16- 2... nakednews bloopers
17- 2... nakednews.com password
18- 2... oops.jpg
19- 2... santo
20- 2... tajmahal.jpg

And a shitload of unique searches.
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze