The parents named him Goro and predicted that he will soon rule underworld.



And here's an artist's rendition of what he will look like as an adult.

The predicessor to the T-1 will not look like humans. It looks like a cockroach and can infiltrate cockroach society and lead cockroach rebellions. Fun stuff!

Turns out I was right and Sierra was wrong. Scientists have found a parrot with the verbal abilities of a small child.

All those treehuggers are wrong. C02 is GOOD for the environment!



BTW - this is a real Ad created by Exxon.

Apparently, women are very good at judging whether a guy likes kids or not just by looking at his face. Also, girls looking to get laid are looking for the OPPOSITE guy. So start taking the roids before you go to spring break.

Pfizer has just released a new pill, RU-86, that will terminate a pregnant mother while keeping the unborn child alive.