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Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year When No One Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Girl Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Boy Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone

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Here is a little story about how to change those digital road signs that tell about construction/congestion.

What happens when you switch movie titles with those that better describe the movie? Hilarity!

German Robin Hoods dressed as superheroes are stealing kobe beef and champagne from rich fru-fru restaurants and giving them to the poor.

It has been a long, long week and I am finally done. So in celebration of my return, I have a good one for all of you.

I give you the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance.

We have all heard about how video games are turning children into murderers. Did you know that romance novels and the waltz turns women into whores too? Here is a list of how new media was thought to corrupt children as they were introduced.

Novels
"The free access which many young people have to romances, novels, and plays has poisoned the mind and corrupted the morals of many a promising youth; and prevented others from improving their minds in useful knowledge. Parents take care to feed their children with wholesome diet; and yet how unconcerned about the provision for the mind, whether they are furnished with salutary food, or with trash, chaff, or poison?"
- Reverend Enos Hitchcock, Memoirs of the Bloomsgrove Family, 1790

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(Excerpt)

Me know. Me have problem.

Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn't normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.

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