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Let's travel down the path to the world of "make believe"...
They need to restrict this technology to the petite sections of the store. If the plus sized sections or Lane Bryant get a hold of it, the results could be disasterous.
I keep telling my mother that if she writes me out of her will, this is the type of home she is going to when she gets older.
Well...since they aren't supposed to spy on Americans anyway, I guess it shouldn't really matter to them (the FBI is entrusted to keep the homeland safe from the inside...NOT the NSA).
He told them he was going to do a documentary on the majesty of the Golden Gate bridge and got a permit to record every non-stop for a year on the bridge. Now his documentary has been changed to document all the people that commit suicide from it. Hee Hee Hee!
This silly sheep thinks she is a dog. Bailey is offended.
Here are the diaries of a man who tried to live on monkey chow. Jay Fenner would be proud.
Hufty had no comment on this incident.
If you have wondered that then watch this video.
The most successful hackers in history were not necessarily the best computer guys. They were the best at manipulating people into giving them information so they wouldn't HAVE to hack. Here is a new ploy being used to test employees.
This guy created an interactive quicktime movie. Don't start clicking on stuff until it is fully loaded. Also don't even bother following this link if you ever have nightmares.
A new company has recently come to an agreement with MLB to put team logos on coffins. How sweet.
Too many beers and not enough toilets = dead trees in Berlin. Where else are guys gonna go?
If you thought Parrots were cool, wait until you hear the Lyrebird. Not only can it imitate other birds (and fool them into thinking they are talking to another of the same species), they can imitate human sounds as well...like a camera or a car alarm.
Why is this an amazing word? Because you can remove a letter (it has to be the right letter), one at a time and still have a valid word:
remove the l, and the word becomes: starting
remove one t, and the word becomes: staring
remove the a, and the word becomes: string
remove the r, and the word becomes: sting
remove the other t, and the word becomes: sing
remove the g, and the word becomes: sin
remove the s, and the word becomes: in
remove the n, and the word becomes: I
Curtesy of snopes.com.
A smelly German guy was kicked off of a flight because he stunk so bad. Now he is suing the airline claiming that he isn't french and shouldn't have been submitted to such action.
You can water ski behind the cruise ship.
It is a genetically modified bacteria that, instead of excreting acid that causes tooth decay, excretes a toxin that kills the older, cavity causing bacteria. Could this mean the end for drilling at the dentist?
Of all the different customs around the world, Japanese are often them most humorous in our eyes.
Here is a link to a previous Japanese/Engrish instructional video.
If you are nice, they might DJ your wedding for free.
I don't remember these signs on the driver's permit test.
These are some surreal pics.
If commercials were as crazy as this one, people wouldn't skip them with their TiVos...
Here is an interesting article written by a college professor explaining how to cheat properly.
...and this video proves why.
I can just imagine his childhood...
Want to find the best seat on your flight? Use SeatGuru.
The Brits have come up with a brilliant idea on how to releave congestion. Convert unused railways into roads using rubber. We should think about doing this here.
I'd do it, if it were one of THESE tattoos.
Well this physicist with too much time on his hands figured it out.
Here is a neat tutorial on how to make a spider out of tip money in order to scare the shit out of that bitchy waitress.
Well we have all heard that by dropping a mentos in a 2-liter bottle of diet coke, you make the soda explode (like shaking up the bottle). Well these folks have taken it upon themselves to recreate the fountains of the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas...Mentos style.
I previously thought they were only good for punting but this lady used her dead chihuahua as a blunt weapon.
I wonder if Paul will let use his laptop for a similar experiment with Bailey...
After I get over my thing against cruises...Alaska is definately on my list. Check out this photo of the aurora borealis.
Geno's requires you to order in English. But does "Wiz wit" qualify as English?
MIT researches are using nanotubes to create capacitors that have very high capacities. They can be discharged and recharged 100,000's of times with no problems. Say goodbye to your grandfather's batteries. Now if only someone at MIT could replace the 180 year old invention that all of our highways are made of.
It's June again, the time for Stanley Cup Finals hockey, and yet the NHL is still dark; now two full seasons into a crippling lockout that threatens to wipe the league from the public consciousness forever.
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Ever heard of Ali-G? He is a funny British actor who does skits that make fun of people. One of his characters is Borat, a muslim reporter from Khazakstan. Here is a video of him playing an anti-semetic song(Ali-G is himself, jewish) in a country-western bar to see the reaction. The result is hilarity.
Here is a link to the entire skit involving him asking a famous country song writer how to write a song.
This is for all you trusting fools that post your lives all over MySpace and TheFaceBook. The NSA is developing a program that will look at every page in each of the major social networking websites to create profiles of each person on there. I am just glad that I, Frank Iosue, am very anonymous.
I just added some photos from the BBQ that we threw for Santo's trip to Switzerland and from the 92.5 WXTU Anniversary show.
His lawyer says he will die if he doesn't get the sex change(by committing suicide), so why should that be different that getting a liver transplant? Well...people don't choose to have their liver fail. They DO choose to kill themselves. Of course, if he killed himself, it would be a LOT cheaper than a sex change at $40,000.
Get surgery to implant a magnet in your finger.
It was untouched for millions of years; now it is contaminated by scientists. Didn't take em long...
Apparently a dead woman was too big for a local crematorium to handle.
What do you say when a cop pulls you over, or tries to search you illegally? Not, "Go fuck yourself, PIG!" Do what these video clips say to do.
With gas stations price gouging in the US, we can really sympathize with the people of Thailand. After encouragement from the king of Thailand, everyone who's anyone is wearing a yellow shirt. Well, opportunistic shirt retailers are cashing in.
Monty Coles beat Samuel L Jackson to the horror of finding a snake on his plane.
Girls who read this blog might as well just skip this video. It is 2 minutes of a bunch of guys(probably drunk) shooting fully automatic weapons at 50 gallon barrels of diesel fuel. As a result, you guys better watch it. I can see your IP addresses, so I will know if you don't.
Last time I was out on a quad in the mountains with the boy scouts, I thought, "Wow it would be cool if I could take this ATV right into the ocean." Well Gibbs Technologies beat me to it.
Sierra wants to do yoga...I don't think it's for me...
Apparently a pregnant woman who's due date is tomorrow wants to be induced to avoid giving birth on 6-6-06. She didn't find it funny when the doctor told her, "Damien will be born when nature says so."
And now a little more religion for you...
Apparently selling gallows to opressive governments isn't a popular thing in England...but it SURE is profitable!
Now that we finally have an answer for that, I propose a multi-billion dollar study on why he crossed the road.
This is pretty cool. I am gonna have to steal this idea when I get married.
Heck, 13, gamely tried to spell “girlfriend” for several minutes, asking its origin (English), definition (“a favored female companion or sweetheart”) and for it to be used in a sentence. Bee Master Michael Winchester provided Heck with the sentence: “You will never have a girlfriend,” prompting the boy to break into tears and run off the stage.
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