I keep telling my mother that if she writes me out of her will, this is the type of home she is going to when she gets older.

He told them he was going to do a documentary on the majesty of the Golden Gate bridge and got a permit to record every non-stop for a year on the bridge. Now his documentary has been changed to document all the people that commit suicide from it. Hee Hee Hee!

This silly sheep thinks she is a dog. Bailey is offended.

Too many beers and not enough toilets = dead trees in Berlin. Where else are guys gonna go?

If you are nice, they might DJ your wedding for free.

Geno's requires you to order in English. But does "Wiz wit" qualify as English?

It's June again, the time for Stanley Cup Finals hockey, and yet the NHL is still dark; now two full seasons into a crippling lockout that threatens to wipe the league from the public consciousness forever.

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With gas stations price gouging in the US, we can really sympathize with the people of Thailand. After encouragement from the king of Thailand, everyone who's anyone is wearing a yellow shirt. Well, opportunistic shirt retailers are cashing in.

Apparently a pregnant woman who's due date is tomorrow wants to be induced to avoid giving birth on 6-6-06. She didn't find it funny when the doctor told her, "Damien will be born when nature says so."

Apparently selling gallows to opressive governments isn't a popular thing in England...but it SURE is profitable!