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ArchivesSports History Moment07/31/06Video Games that just aren't ready for primetime07/31/06Pics from XTU Summerfest07/31/06
Here are some pics of Sierra and I from the 92.5 WXTU Summerjam.
How popular is your name07/28/06
Check out this app that says how popular your name is/was when you were born. Yep...my name peaked in the 70s.
How TO get your ass kicked by the police07/28/06
Well...just tazed. Although I have liked to post pieces where some bad cops are shown to be in a bad light, this is a case that I think they were perfectly justified. A woman with a suspended license wouldn't get off her cell phone and step out of the car. So he tazed her.
Should I use these advertisements to generate website income?07/28/06How to live rent free in NYC07/27/06
Move into an "Illegal Apartment". That is...move into a building that was not zoned for residential use.
Gummy Envy07/27/06Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship07/27/06This is a nice compilation of clips that makes fun of the FCC for censoring shit. BTW...*WHY* is the FCC in charge of deciding decency? We don't elect the officials. They were created to control the frequency bandwidth of the airwaves (like VHF, satellite, and cell phone frequencies). Ok...rant over. QVC salesman stabbed with a flying, broken sword07/26/06When I worked for Compaq tech support and was chatting with the customers during long periods of doing nothing, sometimes I would tell them I was from West Chester. Many times, their response was something like, "West Chester, PENNSYLVANIA!? You mean where QVC is located!? WOW!" Wow indeed. Steriod Progression of Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire07/26/06Lewis Black comments on a REAL Harry Potter Camp07/25/06Wow...just wow. I hope to god I don't become a parent that sends my kid to this type of camp. You can stop watching after about 1:10. If it's brown flush it down...07/25/06 ...if it's yellow, BREATH IT! Scientists have figured out a way to reclaim O2 from astronauts' urine. Christian fundies are all excited about the mid-east turmoil07/25/06
Apparently there are a bunch of people in the Christian Taliban that are welcoming the coming of our lord with the rapture soon to follow the current Middle East blood bath. This is a link that summarizes a lot of their comments and this is a link to the crazy-christian forum where they congregate.
Live action Space Invaders07/24/06What? Never heard of space invaders? You young people suck! Space invaders was among the first generation of Atari games back in the early 80's that would lead to the crap you play today (who needs more than 1 button anyway?). And for you old people asking how on earth do you make a live action version...hehehe...watch the show! How the insides of those vending machines REALLY work07/24/06
Lots of fun this weekend07/24/06
Random pics from a nite out at McFadden's and then at Rotten Ralph's. Also the return of Eric's hockey career. I also added a couple random shots from my work travel and of me and Sierra.
Why do we love to scare people?07/21/06These brothers play a prank on their sister...muuuhahahaha! The cheapest way to buy booze07/21/06 I have been using slickdeals.net to find some of the best deals out there. This is an article that exposes some obscure state laws that allows people to buy alcohol for up to a 20% discount at those member-only stores like Costsco and Sam's Club WITHOUT having to be members. Although I am a member of costco, I love stickin to the man since, you can't buy booze in our costco anyway (gotta love PA liquor laws). Germany is taking a stand against the glorification of killing Zombies07/21/06 Right in line with its historical stances on Jews and the flesh trade, Germany is banning the sale of the game "Dead Rising" because of its depiction of violence against zombies. Having been negatively portrayed in movies such as Shawn of the Dead and games such as Resident Evil, it is ABOUT time that a country stick up for those poor, poor zombies. Bad timing for this commercial07/20/06I think Hotels.com will have something to say to MSNBC about timing their commercial with certain news items... OTC gel that makes you HARD07/20/06
Look out viagra...here comes a gel that makes you hard when you stroke your dick with it. Hey wait...isn't that called Baby lotion?
Sooo...this german website is leeching my bandwidth...07/19/06
I have no problem with people taking pics from my webpage and hosting them on theirs...for now at least. But I *DO* have a problem with people just linking to pics from their site to my site(that way, they don't have to store it and use space on THEIR site). So this german, gothic chat site linked my "Hail to the Chimp" pic.
 Since they are linking to something on MY site, I can delete it or move it or even SUBSTITUTE another pic in its place. It is possible that they already discoverd the change but see if you can find the pic I changed...HERE. I want this bed07/19/06So there are *10* Dimensions?!07/19/06 Here is a nice animated explanation of things that would make Joleen's head explode. (click on the link "Imagining the 10th Dimension" to begin the show). Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...07/19/06
This girl explains all the reasons why you girls should date geeks (like me). Here's an excerpt:
You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen. Me: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models... They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!” Geek Guy: “ooooooo...” Me: “Hey!” *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store* Geek Guy: “What?” Me: “Never mind...” Read More. When you say one thing when you're thinking of another...07/18/06
Ohhh...Frank and Gianmarc must get me some of this from the Chemistry department!07/18/06CDC won't call obese kids "obese"07/18/06 The diplomatic approach adopted by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and used by many doctors avoids the word "obese" because of the stigma. The CDC also calls overweight kids "at risk of overweight." Read More. Who is SUCH a genetically altered boy!?07/17/06
Bailey has nothing on these new pets which are made to order!
 Congrats to Sierra on her first published referral to THI.com Big & Rich Beaten to Death Upon Arrival in Your Ci-tay07/17/06 Country music duo Big & Rich, whose music has received heavy radio play in the last year – in addition to extensive use on ESPN in commercials for the World Series of Poker and College Gameday – were beaten to death early this morning upon their long-awaited arrival in your ci-tay. Read More. Some Photo updates from this weekend07/17/06
I just got my new Fuji F30 camera and I took a few pics. Affected albums are Sierra and me and Karaoke Nights.
Why is congress debating stupid stuff right now? ELECTIONS!07/14/06
That's RIGHT. Elections are coming up so it is time to stop worrying about unpopular wars and global warming and to START worrying about the real problems: Flag burning and indecency on the airwaves.
Cop fired for having sex for ticket avoidence07/14/06
Now if we actually paid our polic a decent wage, this guy could have received his "bribe" in a hotel room.
Ted Steven's indepth lecture on the state of the internet07/14/06
I thought you had to be edu-macated to be a senator. Here is an excerpt of Ted Steven's explanation about how the internet works:
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material. Read More. Very effective advertisement07/13/06And great version of Dies Irae How to steal a moped in England - Don't wear a helmet07/13/06
Police refused to chase down a moped thief out of fear he would fall off an sue them.
The amazing story of "Bug Chasers"07/13/06
Here is a wonderfully illuminating article about men who try to infect themselves with HIV. Here's an excerpt:
Carlos is part of an intricate underground world that has sprouted, driven almost completely by the Internet, in which men who want to be infected with HIV get together with those who are willing to infect them. 
Diamond Cartel have their spin-meisters ready to attack new movie07/12/06
Leonardo DiCaprio is starring in a new movie which shines a negative light on the diamond cartel. Remember that these guys INVENTED the idea that diamonds are a wedding tradition AND are artificially inflating diamond prices.
New Intel Mac Ad07/12/06Waaa...Oregon Cherry Pickers can't get enough Mexicans to work for $2 a week07/12/06
Some Oregon cherry farmers are complaining the the National Guard's presence on the border is preventing their cherries from being picked. Damn those Guardsmen from enforcing the law!
MS Word Easter Egg07/11/06
For all you non-nerds, a computer easter egg is a hidden feature in a program. Type the following in Microsoft Word and hit enter:
= rand (200,99) And no, it won't blow anything up. Shi-CAW-go is trying to be like Amsterdam07/11/06Fireworks plant exploding07/11/06
I love FIRE!
Lots of Holiday Photo Updates07/10/06
Here are some pics from Baran's 1st of July Party, our day trip to Assateague Island and the Great Adventure/Lonestar 4th of July celebration.
I'm back bitches!07/10/06
Sorry for my sebaticle. Work was crazy but I am getting it under control. Here is a link that illustrates why I tried so hard to get out of tech support. I give you excerpts from George the computer guy's support tickets.
Behold the tent of the future - SOLAR POWERED07/10/06Unusual weekend update07/08/06
Frank just yelled at me for not having any updates so here is one to hold you over until Monday.
Watching Grass Grow Got nothing else better to do?  Lack of updates?07/05/06
Sorry...shit has been hectic with the new job so I have been slacking on these. Expect some great random wacky shit to return shortly.
SLEZE Why 50% of all marriages end in divorce07/04/06
Because brides like to fuck the best man on their wedding day.
Star Trek vs the Empire07/03/06
Can the Enterprise take on the Imperial Fleet? -SNORT- -SNORT- Watch below and find out.
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