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Sports History Moment

07/31/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Video Games that just aren't ready for primetime

07/31/06
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Pics from XTU Summerfest

07/31/06
Here are some pics of Sierra and I from the 92.5 WXTU Summerjam.
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

How popular is your name

07/28/06
Check out this app that says how popular your name is/was when you were born. Yep...my name peaked in the 70s.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How TO get your ass kicked by the police

07/28/06
Well...just tazed. Although I have liked to post pieces where some bad cops are shown to be in a bad light, this is a case that I think they were perfectly justified. A woman with a suspended license wouldn't get off her cell phone and step out of the car. So he tazed her.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Should I use these advertisements to generate website income?

07/28/06
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

How to live rent free in NYC

07/27/06
Move into an "Illegal Apartment". That is...move into a building that was not zoned for residential use.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Gummy Envy

07/27/06
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship

07/27/06


This is a nice compilation of clips that makes fun of the FCC for censoring shit. BTW...*WHY* is the FCC in charge of deciding decency? We don't elect the officials. They were created to control the frequency bandwidth of the airwaves (like VHF, satellite, and cell phone frequencies).

Ok...rant over.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

QVC salesman stabbed with a flying, broken sword

07/26/06


When I worked for Compaq tech support and was chatting with the customers during long periods of doing nothing, sometimes I would tell them I was from West Chester. Many times, their response was something like, "West Chester, PENNSYLVANIA!? You mean where QVC is located!? WOW!"

Wow indeed.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Steriod Progression of Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire

07/26/06
You got the juice now...

Nahh...they just exercised better when they were 40 than when they were 20.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Lewis Black comments on a REAL Harry Potter Camp

07/25/06


Wow...just wow. I hope to god I don't become a parent that sends my kid to this type of camp. You can stop watching after about 1:10.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

If it's brown flush it down...

07/25/06
If it's yellow, BREATH it!

...if it's yellow, BREATH IT! Scientists have figured out a way to reclaim O2 from astronauts' urine.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Christian fundies are all excited about the mid-east turmoil

07/25/06
Apparently there are a bunch of people in the Christian Taliban that are welcoming the coming of our lord with the rapture soon to follow the current Middle East blood bath. This is a link that summarizes a lot of their comments and this is a link to the crazy-christian forum where they congregate.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Live action Space Invaders

07/24/06


What? Never heard of space invaders? You young people suck! Space invaders was among the first generation of Atari games back in the early 80's that would lead to the crap you play today (who needs more than 1 button anyway?). And for you old people asking how on earth do you make a live action version...hehehe...watch the show!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How the insides of those vending machines REALLY work

07/24/06
GET BACK TO WORK!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Lots of fun this weekend

07/24/06
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

Why do we love to scare people?

07/21/06


These brothers play a prank on their sister...muuuhahahaha!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The cheapest way to buy booze

07/21/06
I swear to drunk, I'm not god!

I have been using slickdeals.net to find some of the best deals out there. This is an article that exposes some obscure state laws that allows people to buy alcohol for up to a 20% discount at those member-only stores like Costsco and Sam's Club WITHOUT having to be members. Although I am a member of costco, I love stickin to the man since, you can't buy booze in our costco anyway (gotta love PA liquor laws).
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Germany is taking a stand against the glorification of killing Zombies

07/21/06
brains...BRAINS!!!

Right in line with its historical stances on Jews and the flesh trade, Germany is banning the sale of the game "Dead Rising" because of its depiction of violence against zombies. Having been negatively portrayed in movies such as Shawn of the Dead and games such as Resident Evil, it is ABOUT time that a country stick up for those poor, poor zombies.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Bad timing for this commercial

07/20/06


I think Hotels.com will have something to say to MSNBC about timing their commercial with certain news items...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

OTC gel that makes you HARD

07/20/06
Look out viagra...here comes a gel that makes you hard when you stroke your dick with it. Hey wait...isn't that called Baby lotion?
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Sooo...this german website is leeching my bandwidth...

07/19/06
I have no problem with people taking pics from my webpage and hosting them on theirs...for now at least. But I *DO* have a problem with people just linking to pics from their site to my site(that way, they don't have to store it and use space on THEIR site). So this german, gothic chat site linked my "Hail to the Chimp" pic.

Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles!

Since they are linking to something on MY site, I can delete it or move it or even SUBSTITUTE another pic in its place. It is possible that they already discoverd the change but see if you can find the pic I changed...HERE.
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

I want this bed

07/19/06
Good Sleep

Here is a new bed that levitates(Dutch translation). Too bad it costs 1.2 million Euros.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

So there are *10* Dimensions?!

07/19/06
My brain is bleeding

Here is a nice animated explanation of things that would make Joleen's head explode. (click on the link "Imagining the 10th Dimension" to begin the show).
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...

07/19/06
This girl explains all the reasons why you girls should date geeks (like me). Here's an excerpt:

You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen.
Me: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models... They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!”
Geek Guy: “ooooooo...”
Me: “Hey!” *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: “What?”
Me: “Never mind...”


Read More.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

When you say one thing when you're thinking of another...

07/18/06
It's a freudian slip of course!
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Ohhh...Frank and Gianmarc must get me some of this from the Chemistry department!

07/18/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

CDC won't call obese kids "obese"

07/18/06
Honey, we're killing the kids

The diplomatic approach adopted by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and used by many doctors avoids the word "obese" because of the stigma. The CDC also calls overweight kids "at risk of overweight."

Read More.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Who is SUCH a genetically altered boy!?

07/17/06
Bailey has nothing on these new pets which are made to order!

Who is SUCH a good...err....THING!

Congrats to Sierra on her first published referral to THI.com
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Big & Rich Beaten to Death Upon Arrival in Your Ci-tay

07/17/06
Diein' in our Ci-tAY

Country music duo Big & Rich, whose music has received heavy radio play in the last year – in addition to extensive use on ESPN in commercials for the World Series of Poker and College Gameday – were beaten to death early this morning upon their long-awaited arrival in your ci-tay.

Read More.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Some Photo updates from this weekend

07/17/06
I just got my new Fuji F30 camera and I took a few pics. Affected albums are Sierra and me and Karaoke Nights.
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

Why is congress debating stupid stuff right now? ELECTIONS!

07/14/06
That's RIGHT. Elections are coming up so it is time to stop worrying about unpopular wars and global warming and to START worrying about the real problems: Flag burning and indecency on the airwaves.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Cop fired for having sex for ticket avoidence

07/14/06
Now if we actually paid our polic a decent wage, this guy could have received his "bribe" in a hotel room.

You have the right to remain...SEXY!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Ted Steven's indepth lecture on the state of the internet

07/14/06
I thought you had to be edu-macated to be a senator. Here is an excerpt of Ted Steven's explanation about how the internet works:

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.


Read More.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Very effective advertisement

07/13/06


And great version of Dies Irae
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How to steal a moped in England - Don't wear a helmet

07/13/06
Police refused to chase down a moped thief out of fear he would fall off an sue them.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

The amazing story of "Bug Chasers"

07/13/06
Here is a wonderfully illuminating article about men who try to infect themselves with HIV. Here's an excerpt:

Carlos is part of an intricate underground world that has sprouted, driven almost completely by the Internet, in which men who want to be infected with HIV get together with those who are willing to infect them.

You've, got THE aids
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Diamond Cartel have their spin-meisters ready to attack new movie

07/12/06
Leonardo DiCaprio is starring in a new movie which shines a negative light on the diamond cartel. Remember that these guys INVENTED the idea that diamonds are a wedding tradition AND are artificially inflating diamond prices.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

New Intel Mac Ad

07/12/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Waaa...Oregon Cherry Pickers can't get enough Mexicans to work for $2 a week

07/12/06
Some Oregon cherry farmers are complaining the the National Guard's presence on the border is preventing their cherries from being picked. Damn those Guardsmen from enforcing the law!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

MS Word Easter Egg

07/11/06
For all you non-nerds, a computer easter egg is a hidden feature in a program. Type the following in Microsoft Word and hit enter:

= rand (200,99)

And no, it won't blow anything up.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Shi-CAW-go is trying to be like Amsterdam

07/11/06
Apparently Chicago is trying to convert itself into a bike friendly city.

I want to ride my bicycle
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Fireworks plant exploding

07/11/06
I love FIRE!


Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Lots of Holiday Photo Updates

07/10/06
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

I'm back bitches!

07/10/06
Sorry for my sebaticle. Work was crazy but I am getting it under control. Here is a link that illustrates why I tried so hard to get out of tech support. I give you excerpts from George the computer guy's support tickets.

MOVE!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Behold the tent of the future - SOLAR POWERED

07/10/06
Gotta love it when treehuggers make camping more fun.

I love camping
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Unusual weekend update

07/08/06
Frank just yelled at me for not having any updates so here is one to hold you over until Monday.

Watching Grass Grow

Got nothing else better to do?

watching grass grow
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

Lack of updates?

07/05/06
Sorry...shit has been hectic with the new job so I have been slacking on these. Expect some great random wacky shit to return shortly.

SLEZE
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

Why 50% of all marriages end in divorce

07/04/06
Because brides like to fuck the best man on their wedding day.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Star Trek vs the Empire

07/03/06
Can the Enterprise take on the Imperial Fleet? -SNORT- -SNORT- Watch below and find out.

Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze