Nahh...they just exercised better when they were 40 than when they were 20.

Country music duo Big & Rich, whose music has received heavy radio play in the last year – in addition to extensive use on ESPN in commercials for the World Series of Poker and College Gameday – were beaten to death early this morning upon their long-awaited arrival in your ci-tay.

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That's RIGHT. Elections are coming up so it is time to stop worrying about unpopular wars and global warming and to START worrying about the real problems: Flag burning and indecency on the airwaves.

Now if we actually paid our polic a decent wage, this guy could have received his "bribe" in a hotel room.

Leonardo DiCaprio is starring in a new movie which shines a negative light on the diamond cartel. Remember that these guys INVENTED the idea that diamonds are a wedding tradition AND are artificially inflating diamond prices.

Some Oregon cherry farmers are complaining the the National Guard's presence on the border is preventing their cherries from being picked. Damn those Guardsmen from enforcing the law!

Apparently Chicago is trying to convert itself into a bike friendly city.