Right in line with its historical stances on Jews and the flesh trade, Germany is banning the sale of the game "Dead Rising" because of its depiction of violence against zombies. Having been negatively portrayed in movies such as Shawn of the Dead and games such as Resident Evil, it is ABOUT time that a country stick up for those poor, poor zombies.

I thought you had to be edu-macated to be a senator. Here is an excerpt of Ted Steven's explanation about how the internet works:

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

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For all you non-nerds, a computer easter egg is a hidden feature in a program. Type the following in Microsoft Word and hit enter:

= rand (200,99)

And no, it won't blow anything up.

Can the Enterprise take on the Imperial Fleet? -SNORT- -SNORT- Watch below and find out.