A girl saw a written reference to Barney's penis in graffiti and now her father thinks she is ruined for life.

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"Since then, she has not stopped mentioning Barney’s p***s. This has shaken the bedrock of our family. I made an emergency call to our church’s pastor about this bombshell in my daughter’s life and he is unsure how it will affect her future."

These German girls were emailing each other at work about how shitty their boyfriends were in bed. But one of them accidentally forwarded the thread to everyone in the office...which was then forwarded to thousands of other people. Sucks to be those guys.

Turns out some people think bandwidth stealing is their right. For example, the email below is from a guy threatening to sue someone for taking down pictures from their own website because he was linking to them.

A mountain in China looks like a pair of breasts.



The mountain, located 12km north of Zhenfeng town in the Guizhou province, is known locally as dual breast mountain.

The mountain is used as a place of worship by the community.

Locals come to the foot of the mountain during weddings believing it will bring them goodness and fortune.

Curtesy of Wondermark.

Here's the list of the 10 most harmful books of the last 2 centuries according to The National Conservative Weekly. Yeah, that Feminine Mystique was one DANGEROUS book. I bet that even with the inclusion of the Communist Manifesto(which was abused by the commies) AND Mein Kampf on the list, more people were killed because of two other books noticably missing from the list: The Bible and the Koran.

Ghostbusting merit badge is just silly.

Do I even need to explain? Just go to the site.

Curtesy of The Onion