Am I crazy that this looks very strange? To see a kid that young moving with such precision and force just wierds me out.

Here's another tool being used by the TSA to help train their screeners how to quickly confiscate your dangerous mp3 players and mouthwash.

Only a computer scientist could figure out how to kill the electoral college. Here is the summary: Have your state pass a law that forces its electoral college to cast its votes for the candidate that wins the popular vote IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.

Not only have scientists solved the problem of making hoverboards, they have also given them the added feature of a cloaking device.

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"If your household pet has been named in this lawsuit, it will be euthanized. If you are a 13-year-old girl, do not expect that the bad publicity in the past has made us hesitant to sue little girls—it has only made us hate you even more."

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Here's the story of a lady who tried to get a prescription for emergency contraception in Ohio. Apparently in Ohio, if you aren't raped or married, no doctor will prescribe it for you. Bet you Ohioites can't wait until your local pharmacy starts stocking the OTC stuff, right?

Here is a video made in 1960 showing what the state of supersonic flight would be like in 1975.

It make take crappy low light pics and have shitty battery life but this camera can make someone look thinner in SOME special photographic circumstances!

Video games taught me a lot. This one in particular taught me if you roll your convertible with the top down, you and your girlfriend will fly out and sit up at the end without serious injury.

Finally someone is showing just how dangerous solar power can be. Thank god for fossil fuel.

Take the quiz and see if you are as savy as Kristina's old roomate...

According to Nielsen (the ratings people), the average U.S. home has more TVs than people now.

"You know those rating systems are flawed. They don't take in account houses that have... uh... more than two television sets... and other things of that nature."

Look at how they move around the city. They kind of slide everywhere. Wierd.

Apple creates silver laptops, dell creates silver laptops. Apple includes webcams, dell inclues webcams. Apple releases a 17 inch display laptop...dell releases a *20* inch laptop.

During Halloween, the most revered of ALL holidays, Six Flags over Texas is giving away fast passes to anyone that will eat a Madagascar hissing cockroach. They are doing this because everything is bigger in Texas (these are pretty big cockroaches) AND because these particular cockroaches are considered to be a delicacy in the third world.

I may also be considering this for part of our Halloween party as well but that is TBD.

This is a really cool pic of camels from above. The camels are actually the white slivers and the black images of camels are their shadows in the late afternoon sun. If you don't believe me, here is a link to the snopes.com article that explains it.

Actually how the ORIGINAL Superman (Christopher Reeves) should have ended.

Yes, the US popularized democracy in the modern world but do you think it is done honestly all over the country? Here is an article that exposes what happens when corruption is allowed to take over the voting process.

I am going to have to defer to Richard Chesney Esq. to answer this question.

I was debating about whether this would qualify as freaky or science. But I thought since it is real, it should be science. BLEH!

Sign up today, Sailor!

Listen.

What do you do with a guy that writes things on dirty walls...by removing the dirt? The police in Leeds, Britain are just as stumped.

Amazon "Unbox" is yet another enterprise that is trying to sell movies. Unfortunately according to their terms of service, they can essentially delete all the movies you downloaded, at any time, for any reason. They can do that and a lot more.

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Amazon reserves the right to modify, suspend, or discontinue the service at any time without notice to you, and Amazon will not be liable to you should it exercise such rights.

Here is the legalese of the terms of service.

Here is a translation of the important parts.

It's not easy being green...whoa!

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to The priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, Being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what He had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

I always knew there was something going on with Kirk and Spock

Apparently Borat, Ali-G's portrayal of a Kazakhstani reporter, has gone too far. Ali-G's new movie, Borat: Cultural Learnings from America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, has angered the Kazakhstani government enough to hire 2 PR firms to promote the "real" image of Kazakhstan and to include the topic of Borat in the talks between Kazakhstan president Nursultan Nazarbayev and GW in the coming weeks.

If you don't know Ali-G but for some reason, he seems familiar to you, it is because he sang a song about throwing jews down a well.

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Your life-jacket can be found under your seat, but please do not remove it now. In fact, do not bother to look for it at all. In the event of a landing on water, an unprecedented miracle will have occurred, because in the history of aviation the number of wide-bodied aircraft that have made successful landings on water is zero.

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Since I have earned a grand total of $3.16 from google search/ads, they are gone. The search feature that is included with nucleus (the software that runs this blog) is what we will use from now on. Ironically, the default search feature works MUCH better than the google search ever did with this site.

Just remember that the search on the front page will only search blog entries. If you want to search for pics in the album, you need to actually go INTO the photo area to do the search.

I know you are all wondering so here is an article that lists a few of them.

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onion booty (US), rectal rooter (US), fart hammer (US), i shot myself (Germany), german pee (France), penis enlargement (Japan), cumshot circus (Egypt)

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Try and keep up with the vocab all you engineering types.

Yeah, yeah...I have been slack in updating pics. Here are the updates:

Pics from our nite out with Sierra's work buddies.
Pics from our day to Penn's Landing.

Would YOU go shopping with a mask on?

Apparently it is illegal to film Katrina evacuees if they are living next to an Exxon refinery (and as a result, exposing the fact that they have to breath the poisoned air). Here is the link to the story for which they are in trouble.

Here's a cool link for all you (us) dumb shoppers(smart shoppers already know all this stuff, right?).

I'll stick with football.

What is an expert system? An expert system is a very simple list of questions that narrow search results that lead you to an answer about a certain subject. For example: A snowboard expert system would ask you your height, weight, price range and ability and then recommend a list of snowboards that would best fit you.

It is about time that someone built a law website to answer simple law questions.

BMW is releasing a dual powered (It can switch between gas and hydrogen) version of the 7 series. It has a range of 125 miles in hydrogen mode and can only hold about 18 pounds of it. But since that equates to 2 gallons of gasoline, that is a pretty impressive 60 mpg with only water vapor as the exhaust.

Although hydrogen is the most available resource in the universe, there are only like 20 stations in the US and they are all in California.

Apparently Cingular is mad that Engadget posted a product road map on its website. So in response, 'Engadget' is now a bad word on the Cingular message forums.

This qualifies as one of those "What if" stories. "What if" politicians had to wear the logos of the companies that made donations to their campaigns...

She can suck my noodle anytime.

Why use traps when you can blow them up with the Rodenator Pro?

Read along with this interactive German book for kids that explains it all...

Not only does impermeable rock keep out the bad water...it keeps out ALL water. They must be the same ad agency that works for Paul...

Santo - "Did you know that Owen Wilson likes to lick girls' asses?"

Paul, Eric, Frank - ???

Santo - "Yeah, his nickname is the 'Butterscotch Stallion' because he supposedly ate a girl's ass out for 2 hours."

Frank - "I guess it doesn't matter after the first 10 minutes.."

Paul - -Bleck-

Eric - "Yeah he's right, all the tasty stuff is gone after 10 minutes."

Paul - -BLECK- "We always knew there was something really wrong with you."

and in case you don't believe this...it is actually old news.

Wanna make an easy buck (looney) in Canada? Just steal a house. All you have to do is forge the home owner's signature and you can sell the house to one of your friends. Laws in Canada protect home-buyers above home-sellers if the buy is unaware of the scam. Although the seller will eventually get the money from the sale, you can buy a house for half price! Act now before they fix the law!

5/9 Jiffy Lube's near the TV station scammed them. All the more reason to know someone who is a mechanic or become one yourself.

Thank god my mom didn't know about this treatment

Long time, it has been. Many years ago this product, should have been sold. Buy one, you will.

Working on the popularity of Hot or Not.com, the TSA is using a new web tool to help train its screeners to spot bombs.

I know you are saying the best soccer (anything) is like saying the tastiest turd. Well...it is only 10 seconds...have a watch.

I will need Gianmarc to verify this, scientifically.



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I know you all want to learn to yodel. Well here is the site to use.

THey can grow 90 feet in 6 years AND it can be used as a fuel for your car. Too bad they don't look like Willow trees. Then they would be all around cool.

This 911 dispatcher is my hero. If you can't control your kids, don't have them.

But in England, the government has decided that they won't get fertility treatment if they are obese. Why? Because obesity is one of the factors that contributes to infertility. Add that to the fact that obese people are digusting and lazy and it all makes sense.

Looks like they want to send blacks to the back of the bus in the mighty south.

Like a good neighbor, state farm pressured engineers to change reports so that they wouldn't have to pay Katrina victims for the wind damage to their homes. Oh wait...that's a BAD neighbor.

If your son decides to borrow the car without asking, don't report the car as stolen and send him to jail. He could wind up murdered by a REAL criminal.

Who says Faux Fox News is biased? They were definately right about the scariest team in all of sports history.

The NH Supreme Court recently ruled that if it appeared that items might be contraband, even if unproven in court, they will not be returned to the original owner.

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"...the government can seize and keep a citizen’s property by simply asserting that it is contraband, even when the assertion is unsupported by the facts..."

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If you are in San Fransisco, keep an eye out for a stack of porno pics.