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Cool perspective street art

10/31/06
in-ni pool

This crazy British artist likes to go around town and draw cool looking perspective art on the streets. That is art that looks 3D when viewed from the right angles.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Why girls shouldn't pierce their nipples

10/31/06
6822251 * 8

Besides the problems of the metallic taste in your mouth and the possibility of broken teeth, getting your nipples pierced could offer a nice way for a FLESH EATING VIRUS to eat your boobs!
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

DumbThings.com

10/30/06
This is a site which compiles all the stupid things people have done in those chain letter emails you always get.

Excerpts:

British Cup
To the passengers on a jam-packed train from Margate to Victoria, who averted their eyes while John Henderson and Zoe D'Arcy engaged in oral sex and then moved on to intercourse ... but complained when the pair lit up post-coital cigarettes in a nonsmoking compartment.

Dumb Things:
A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Reports) and from Royal Navy and Marines officer fitness reports:
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

Read more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Another great invention

10/30/06


I give you the boobkini: a waterproof, strapless, adhesive bikini top.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Past due photo updates

10/30/06
OK, OK...I am sorry for the holdup.

Here are the photos from the Bachelor party (most are unaccessible unless you were at the party)
Here is the album that houses the photos from Gianmarc and Kristina's wedding.

I know the wedding photos are incomplete but there are a shitload and I am slow. The Halloween photos will be uploaded AFTER the wedding shots are done(there is a preview).
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

Gotta love it when girls get kinky in the car...right?

10/27/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

What if different actors starred in Star Wars?

10/27/06
Use the force, Mr. Bean!

I love photoshop.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Breaking your dog of a drug habit

10/27/06
I just need one more lick

This is the heartwarming story of a cocker spaniel that fought to break her habit of licking toxic toads to get high.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Wow...MIT software is just awesome

10/26/06


This MIT professor has developed very intuitive simulation software for use with physics. Sound boring? It's not(until the end). Just watch and imagine how helpful this would have been back when you took physics.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Florida Child Abuse

10/26/06
Put me somewhere, where I won't be beaten

Miami FL. -- A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Miami courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Cool video of things shot with high speed cameras

10/25/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Uncle Sam just smiled and took-away my vegemite...sandwich

10/25/06
Think jelly that tastes like ass

Do you come from the land DOWN UNDER? If you do, then you aren't allowed to eat vegemite in the US anymore.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Give it to me baby...or ELSE

10/24/06


Ahh the peaceful lives of Turtles...well...except when the prude doesn't give it up! At the end I imagine the male turtle is saying something like, "yeah bitch! take it!"
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How to make a model

10/24/06
Beauty is only pixel deep

This is a really cool video of an average looking woman being converted into a model.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

I'm a Mac. -BOOM-

10/23/06


New Microsoft commercial pointing out the problems Apple has had with its batteries...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Restored Church of God says blogs are THE DEVIL!

10/23/06
Don't give in to internet evil

Here is a link to the website of another kooky religion and their "interesting" views on blogging and the internet. Here's an Excerpt:

The Internet—and more specifically blogs—has enabled everyone to have a voice on any matter. Now everyone’s thoughts are “published” for all to see. Whether or not it is effective, as soon as something is posted the person has a larger voice. It often makes the blogger feel good or makes him feel as if his opinion counts—when it is mostly mindless blather!

Read more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Yummy new food ideas

10/23/06
Tasty goodness

Yum!
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

I want secret rooms in my house!

10/20/06
I am so jealous!

The New York Times ran a story about the growing trend of people installing disguised doors in order to create secret rooms. After I get a tankless water heater, solar power lights, and a waterfall faucet in my bathroom, I am SO getting a secret room!
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

George W has jedi powers

10/20/06
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The Blue Screen of Death appears in the most interesting places

10/20/06
This picture has suffered an irrecoverable error...

This site has a compilation of 9 blue screens of death that AREN'T people's PCs.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Funny Thai Bank Ad

10/19/06


With my new interest in all things Thai...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

All the "cool" religious leaders have blogs

10/19/06
Sayyid Ali Khameini, the supreme overlord of life and liberty in Iran answers everyone's day to day questions. Those questions are as diverse as masturbation and digital rights management.

"Death to Masturbation!"
Q: "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

Iranian Supreme Leader: "If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting."
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

The Alphabet according to The Dude

10/19/06
DUDE!

J is for Jesus

Read More.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The simplist, effective mosquito catcher...EVER

10/18/06
In spite of the stupid picture, it actually makes sense

This is one of those "duh" inventions because it is so simple. Attach a net to the blow side of a fan and mosquitos that get pulled into the suck side are trapped. Simply brilliant.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Watch a PC get infected...set to really cool choral music

10/18/06


If this type of music was associated with spyware infection, would it really be THAT bad?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

An Open Letter to John Madden

10/18/06
Red Headed Stepchild

This is a link to an angry letter written to John Madden by the lowest rated player in Madden 2007 (it is so funny, it sounds like Santo wrote it for him). Excerpt:

"It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast."

Read More.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

My website is not the wackiest

10/17/06
This guy found a bunch of websites with interesting URL's

Excerpt:

10. The plant-growers of Mole Station Nursery in New South Wales claim to specialise in the production of frost- hardy native shrubs and farm trees. Sounds like they are more into deflowering: www.molestationnursery.com

People even added to the list in their posts below his. Read more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

How can an a capella group use instruments?

10/17/06


This group figured out a to do just than and cause nightmares at the same time
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

CBGB's closed for good

10/17/06
Not your 'a', my 'AAAAAAA'!

At long last, the owners of the building where historic CBGB's is located have finally shut them down. I find it odd that the article mentions the Ramone's and Talking Heads but forget about Gianmarc Johns.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Terrorists Making Explosive Breast Implants

10/16/06
It's just a search, maam

Jacksonville, FL - After relaxing the breast search procedure, the TSA has learned a radical Muslim branch of Dow Chemical has resumed manufacturing breast implants using high-explosives. “It’s bad enough that bras can be used as a lethal weapon to strangle pilots,” said John Goodfeeller, a Detroit security consultant. “Now, they are allowing un-checked breast to board any aircraft in the United States!” Goodfeeller previously testified before Congress showing film clips of blondes with breast guns from the movie “Austin Powers”. “At the very least,” he continued, “we should have dogs sniff women on their hands and knees. And force them to remove their shoes unless, of course, they have heels with over 3 inch spikes.”

Courtesy of FauxNews.com
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

You can find the most interesting things in Google Earth

10/16/06


Another example of geeks with too much time on their hands...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Cool camping frying pan

10/16/06
Rolling me up some eggs

We could have used this roll-up frying pan at G's Bachelor party...
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Kill two birds with one stone

10/13/06
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Snake eating a kangaroo

10/13/06
Yummy!

So gross but so hard to look away. Look here for pics of the rest of the eating process.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Battle of the Bands like YOU'VE NEVER SEEN

10/13/06


No exageration. This is hysterical.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

What if Michael Jackson was born in India?

10/12/06


The funniest part of this video is that I THINK it is not satire but is a real attempt to rip off Thriller.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The Irony of banning books

10/12/06
Free your mind

A Texas father wants his school district to ban "Fahrenheit 451", which is about the problems of banning books.

Excerpt:

Alton Verm's request to ban "Fahrenheit 451" came during the 25th annual Banned Books Week. He and Hines said the request to ban "Fahrenheit 451," a book about book burning, during Banned Books Weeks is a coincidence.

What makes this more entertaining is that in a week or two, Google searches for "Alton Verm" (and maybe even Diana Verm, his daughter) will forever be associated with Book Burning.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

100% guaranteed birth control

10/12/06
Insertion there isn't sex

This family planning clinic gives out good advice...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

A song that sings to me and my lost loves...

10/11/06


How I lost girlfriends in the past
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

If you're a pedophile and a murderer...don't get caught

10/11/06
It is pretty well-known that pedophiles rank among the lowest of the low in prison. Well here is living proof:

For Katie

Some other inmates took it upon themselves to make sure this sicko never forgets what he did.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Build your own Jet Engine

10/11/06
"Highway" to the danger zone

This is an interesting tutorial on how to build your own jet engine out of a turbo-charger. Looks like I am gutting the Passat with Sierra's Dad (the jet mechanic).
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Worried about US Airways losing your bags? Just pack a gun!

10/10/06
BANG BANG

After losing a very expensive camera, this guy came up with a brilliant way to GUARANTEE that your bags follow you to your destination. If you pack a gun in your checked bags, the airlines have to do extra security on them. Can you imagine if they lost a GUN in their system? Don't own a gun? Just go out and buy a $20 starter pistol. They qualify too.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Poach Salmon in your dishwasher

10/10/06
Change the setting to delicious

No one believed me that you could wash your shower curtain in the washing machine but I proved that you could. No one believed me that you could clean a dishwasher with Tang but I proved that you could(many years ago). Here is the latest urban legend: A recipe for cooking salmon in a dishwasher along with your dirty dishes. YUMMY!
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Were the SS really bad?

10/10/06


A philosophical SS officer wonders about the portrayal of the SS during the war...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Biggest game of the year...and TO doesn't show up

10/09/06
I thought I would take you down memory lane for a moment to re-live yesterday's Eagles victory over the evil Dallas Cowboys



What's this? Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin instead of Drew Bledsoe and Terry Glenn (not to mention the Cowboy's number 2 receiver). That's right. Yesterday was just history repeating itself. 102 yard interception return instead of the 104 yard interception return from 10 years ago. (this was also the game that endeared us to Ty Detmer)
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Top 10 Lies told to Naive Artists and Designers

10/09/06
Although this list was written for artists, it is still a good read for anyone in business.

1 "Do this one cheap (or free) and we'll make it up on the next one."

No reputable business person would first give away their work and time or merchandise on the hope of making it up later. Can you imagine what a plumber would say if you said "come in, provide and install the sink for free and next time we'll make it up when we need a sink." You would be laughed at! Also the likelyhood is that if something important came along, they wouldn't use you. [ Read More ]
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Hysterical Ad for a Boston Politician

10/09/06


Unless this guy has some crazy facist views, this ad alone would convince me to vote for him.
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Don't fart in Poland

10/09/06
Don't fart on me

Police are holding a nationwide manhunt for a Polish man whom police say disrespected the President by farting about him. Yes, I said farting ABOUT the president.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Congratulations to Gianmarc Johns and Kristina Alonzo Maria Conchita Banana Ruiz-Mesa-Johns

10/07/06


Is this what their reception will be like but in spanish?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The greatest game ending in sports history...period

10/06/06


This is a cool version because it includes the John Elway drive that leads up to the great finish. I never knew that Jim Johnson started his bend but don't break defense at Cal...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Cop killer resisted arrest...shot 68 times

10/06/06
The ED-209 says drop your weapon

A cop killer in Miami was apprehended by the SWAT team. Amazingly he resisted arrest for 67 bullets with the 68th putting him down. Although I like to post about when cops abuse their power(bully/crooked cops), I have absolutely NO problem with the consistent treatment of cop killers (the Providence police know how to deal with them too). The best part about this case was a comment by Polk County Sheriff, Grady Judd, "That’s all the bullets we had, or we would have shot him more.”

Word to crooks...don't kill cops.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

School shootings the result of kids reading Harry Potter

10/06/06
Read about me and the devil will consume you

A Georgia mom is blaming the rash of school shootings on books that promote evil...such as the Harry Potter series! She goes on to say that if the students (of public highschools) read the Bible instead of Harry Potter, there wouldn't be any shootings. Just crucifixions, beatings and smitings.

While stifling a laugh, J.K. Rowling had no comment.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Mark Foley's Best Lines for Congressmen Wishing to pick up pages

10/05/06
Do I make you horny?

In staying on the Mark Foley bandwagon...

-"You know I make a comfortable salary, and on a constant dollar basis it is near a post-war high! Speaking of high, do you like Mountain Dew? I have some in the cooler by the fooseball."
[ Read More ]
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Probably the most insane bungee jump you've ever seen

10/05/06


Warum sind deutsche Leute so verruckt? This is a video of a guy doing a bungee jump and then releasing the cord at the bottom part of the jump, thus eliminating the bounce part.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Norwegians! Call your local politician to fight the ban on sit-down peeing!

10/05/06
May I go to the bathroom first?

A local school has caused an uproar in Norway when the head of the school proposed BANNING the practice of standing up while peeing because young boys have "bad aim." If you go into any local bar, you will find that aim doesn't improve much over time.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Yet another reason to not live in Ohio - the Cops might mace you for short changing them

10/04/06


Here is the story of Brandy. A 17 year old girl who works at a fast food restaurant. A cop accused her of short changing him. Now admittedly, she isn't very friendly towards the cop (she's rude) but I don't think that justifies arresting her and macing her. Oh yeah...he was cleared of any wrongdoing.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Denver gang members suspended for showing their 'colors' at school

10/04/06
They might dance a cap in your ass

The principal of a middle school in Denver nipped a rising gang in the butt by suspending 4 girls for wearing the same outfit on the same day. Michael Shaffer, you are a hero.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Columbine father blames Amish shooting on Evolution and Abortion

10/04/06
This was almost a Wierd Al - amish paradise picture

An extremist member of the Christian Taliban, who happened to lose his son at the Columbine massacre, was asked to comment on the Amish killings.

Excerpt:

"This country is in a moral free-fall. For over two generations, the public school system has taught in a moral vacuum, expelling God from the school and from the government, replacing him with evolution, where the strong kill the weak, without moral consequences and life has no inherent value."

Amazing how he tries to connect abortion and the teaching of evolution to the cause/motives of a child molesting mass murderer. But he lost his son, so he is an authority.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Don't propose to a girl unless you are ABSOLUTELY sure she will say yes

10/03/06


"Thank you for competing in the Chevy Chase Bank 'Hot or Cold' contest...it looks like it ran just a little bit COLD."
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Wikipedia list of sexual slurs

10/03/06
Here are some of my favorites from the list:

ball-juggler - (North America) one who "gargles" on male genitalia specifically the testicles

calientapollas - (Spain) a cock-teaser (from calentar to warm + polla penis)
Essentially a penis warmer...we all know one...

Oklahomo-(U.S.) A gay male. Used to describe homosexuals who embrace a cowboy or Southwestern lifestyle or dress.
I have been saying those tight jeans make them look gay...

three-legged beaver - (U.S.) A gay male. In citizens band radio slang, a woman is a beaver. The third leg is the penis.

Read more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Congressman forced out of office for pedophilia - checks into alcohol clinic

10/03/06
I did not have sexual discourse with that boy...

Back in high school (Catholic, mind you), we were told that one of our priests was placed in an institute for "alcohol and depression" (which was believable because he was a drunk). Turns out he was a child molester. Anyone see a parallel here with former Representative Foley?

Ironically, I found this great quote:

"It's vile. It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction." -- 1998 Rep. Mark Foley, on Clinton's escapades with Monica Lewinsky
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Why CBS decided to de-segregate Survivor

10/02/06


Things were just getting out of hand...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

19 year old Diebold technician wins presidency

10/02/06
In case you haven't heard. Diebold makes the majority of electronic voting machines in the US. Computer scientists around the country have gone on record to say that they are WAY too hackable and should not be used to elect politicians. Too bad that no one on the Diebold payroll (politicians) is listening. Here is an excerpt of what might just happen in 2008.

In a dramatic development that has come as a surprise to pundits and the public alike, a youthful technician with Diebold, Inc. has emerged as the unlikely winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election.

Read more.
Posted by: sleze

Important webcam reminders for college girls still living at home...

10/02/06
Here is a link to an animated gif that illustrates two very important lessons for girls in the Internet age:

1 - Remember that EVENTUALLY the guy to whom you are showing your boobs will email a recording to all his frat buddies (aka. Lauren Paleo).

2 - Keep your door shut.

(not work safe)
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze