This is a site which compiles all the stupid things people have done in those chain letter emails you always get.

Excerpts:

British Cup
To the passengers on a jam-packed train from Margate to Victoria, who averted their eyes while John Henderson and Zoe D'Arcy engaged in oral sex and then moved on to intercourse ... but complained when the pair lit up post-coital cigarettes in a nonsmoking compartment.

Dumb Things:
A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Reports) and from Royal Navy and Marines officer fitness reports:
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

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I love photoshop.

This is the heartwarming story of a cocker spaniel that fought to break her habit of licking toxic toads to get high.

Miami FL. -- A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Miami courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Here is a link to the website of another kooky religion and their "interesting" views on blogging and the internet. Here's an Excerpt:

The Internet—and more specifically blogs—has enabled everyone to have a voice on any matter. Now everyone’s thoughts are “published” for all to see. Whether or not it is effective, as soon as something is posted the person has a larger voice. It often makes the blogger feel good or makes him feel as if his opinion counts—when it is mostly mindless blather!

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J is for Jesus

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This is a link to an angry letter written to John Madden by the lowest rated player in Madden 2007 (it is so funny, it sounds like Santo wrote it for him). Excerpt:

"It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast."

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This guy found a bunch of websites with interesting URL's

Excerpt:

10. The plant-growers of Mole Station Nursery in New South Wales claim to specialise in the production of frost- hardy native shrubs and farm trees. Sounds like they are more into deflowering: www.molestationnursery.com

People even added to the list in their posts below his. Read more.

Jacksonville, FL - After relaxing the breast search procedure, the TSA has learned a radical Muslim branch of Dow Chemical has resumed manufacturing breast implants using high-explosives. “It’s bad enough that bras can be used as a lethal weapon to strangle pilots,” said John Goodfeeller, a Detroit security consultant. “Now, they are allowing un-checked breast to board any aircraft in the United States!” Goodfeeller previously testified before Congress showing film clips of blondes with breast guns from the movie “Austin Powers”. “At the very least,” he continued, “we should have dogs sniff women on their hands and knees. And force them to remove their shoes unless, of course, they have heels with over 3 inch spikes.”

Courtesy of FauxNews.com

Get high...get rid of a nuisance.

The funniest part of this video is that I THINK it is not satire but is a real attempt to rip off Thriller.

This family planning clinic gives out good advice...

How I lost girlfriends in the past

Although this list was written for artists, it is still a good read for anyone in business.

1 "Do this one cheap (or free) and we'll make it up on the next one."

No reputable business person would first give away their work and time or merchandise on the hope of making it up later. Can you imagine what a plumber would say if you said "come in, provide and install the sink for free and next time we'll make it up when we need a sink." You would be laughed at! Also the likelyhood is that if something important came along, they wouldn't use you. [ Read More ]

In staying on the Mark Foley bandwagon...

-"You know I make a comfortable salary, and on a constant dollar basis it is near a post-war high! Speaking of high, do you like Mountain Dew? I have some in the cooler by the fooseball."
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A local school has caused an uproar in Norway when the head of the school proposed BANNING the practice of standing up while peeing because young boys have "bad aim." If you go into any local bar, you will find that aim doesn't improve much over time.

Here are some of my favorites from the list:

ball-juggler - (North America) one who "gargles" on male genitalia specifically the testicles

calientapollas - (Spain) a cock-teaser (from calentar to warm + polla penis)
Essentially a penis warmer...we all know one...

Oklahomo-(U.S.) A gay male. Used to describe homosexuals who embrace a cowboy or Southwestern lifestyle or dress.
I have been saying those tight jeans make them look gay...

three-legged beaver - (U.S.) A gay male. In citizens band radio slang, a woman is a beaver. The third leg is the penis.

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Here is a link to an animated gif that illustrates two very important lessons for girls in the Internet age:

1 - Remember that EVENTUALLY the guy to whom you are showing your boobs will email a recording to all his frat buddies (aka. Lauren Paleo).

2 - Keep your door shut.

(not work safe)