PC World has collected 13 of the most embarrassing moments in Web History. Some of them are pretty funny.

A few miles from where Sierra and I were having drinks with her high school friends, a man was stabbed for not washing his hands.

No no...this is not your typical Star Wars virgin that can quote every line in the series. This refers to the tale of a guy who had NEVER seen the movies and was watching them all back to back to back to back to back to back during Cinemax's recent Star Wars Marathon.

This guy takes pictures of souveniers held in front of the landmarks that they represent.

Adam Carolla, formerly of the Man Show, sent Ron Jeremy to a crowd of losers waiting in line for days for the possibility of buying a PS3. Ron offered anyone who left the line an all expenses paid trip to the Bunny Ranch(a legal whorehouse) in Nevada. No takers. I guess the nerds like their games more than losing their virginity.

Yes, yes...all the PS3 hoopla has had people robbed, shot with bb guns and smashing their new cutting edge PS3's. A lot of people took to the internet to try and buy theirs. Like this guy, who bought 3 Sony Playstations instead of the Playstation 3. That's right. He paid $900 for 3 consoles that cost less than $100 each.

Caveat Emptur.

This is one of the funniest rants I have read in a while. This guy expertly breaks-down how consoles (like PS3, XBOX 360, etc.) are just overpriced, unupgradable PCs.

This innovative website compares two Nickelback songs side-by-side in a very humorous way. Reminds me of the uncreative work of Everclear (what's the difference between Santa Monica and Father of Mine?).

"Or maybe when colon scorching rockets fly out of my butt." So says a UK man who shot a bottle rocket out of his ass and burnt his colon.

There is definately something wrong with the creator of this website. Just move your mouse and click around. It looks like a guy took a random sentance generator and went crazy with it.

The remains of an extremely large bird washed up on the eastern coast of Russia. Most likely, Big Bird caught the avian flu on his recent tour of China.

This is an oldie-but-goodie article from The Onion.com. It dates back to 1998 when Olean (the fat substitute also known as olestra used in pringles) was invented.

Excerpt:

You can celebrate our revolutionary food breakthrough in the manner which befits your disgusting existence—by stuffing your loathsome, wormy, gelatinous mouths until you burst. Without the risk of getting fatter.

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Here is an interesting HOW-TO article on surviving a zombie attack.