Here is a great example in advertising. If you want people to buy your product, make sure your spokeswoman isn't boobalicious.

Yeah, Yeah...I know this is just a waste of time. But it is still interesting (I find that all self-awareness activities to be interesting). Take this quiz and find out if your mind is more male-minded or more female-minded.

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He was just covering his bases.

Here's the story of gullible Tood Schriber. For some reason, his grades at TCU just weren't good enough so he tried to solicite the services of a hacker to break into the University and change his grades. Well he went to the wrong place. The guy he approached decided to have a little fun with him(squirrels and pigeons) and played along until they were "SO Busted!"

Turns out other people found out about it as well.

Here's a clever trick. Insert a piece of black tape in an ATM machine and then try to "help" someone get their card unstuck. Voila! You can now get their card and all their money!

Just infect your girl with Toxoplasma gondii and she will become a sex fiend. Of course if you catch it, you will become risk-taking and stupid.

This is a spider:



This is a spider on drugs (LSD, Hash, caffeine?).

Any questions?

Something looks fishy with these guys.

CHILDREN watched in horror as a Santa Claus collapsed and died as he handed out presents at a Christmas party.

Or here's another good pic of the pope.

40 years ago, there was a killer banana fungus that threatened all the tasty bananas. Luckily, they found a fungus resistant banana and we have been eating its cloned brothers ever since. Now a new fungus threatens THAT banana so we may soon be faced with a world without bananas. In spite of the fact that we have been eating cloned bananas since the 60s, people still don't like the idea of drinking cloned milk. Perhaps they should just bury their heads in the sand and not worry about it.

I have to admit that some of these tiny animals are pretty cute.

One of the most important things in Photography is getting the right angle to show the proper prespective of the situation you are capturing.

A Charlie Brown Christmas - alternate ending

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Don't think your gift idea is any good? Well then...you're probably right (not everyone has their own personal wish list). Want to get him that extra little something that will make his Christmas awesome? Here is a quick and dirty article about what to get for your man that is cheap and easy for you women.

Villanova Singers/Voices Austria Tour 2003



I left off the opening chapter because it was lame. If you want to share it, use the Permalink. Enjoy!

Rep Robin Hayes (R), has a great idea for the Christmas season. End the violence in the Middle East by converting them to Christianity! (no...this is NOT a theonion.com article)

This is a great site that shames people who park like assholes (similar to the few assholes that park across the street from my house...soon to be added).

Here's another insect you can file under the CREEPY category. It gets sustinance by drinking the tears of sleeping birds.

Santa sees everything. He knows if you've been bad or good...even when you desecrate your body by masturbating!

It was explained that Santa uses helpers to allow him to deliver all the toys around the world. Here are his helpers in Moscow.

Despite the fact that electronic voting has been shown time and again that it is unreliable and easily subverted (aka election fraud), states everywhere are embracing it (are election officials holding diebold stock?). They are holding that because counting is automatic, it will increase accuracy, decrease the time to count the ballots and as a result, save money. Well, the money savings aspect is now being drawn into question. It turns out that it costs hundreds of thousands of dollars just to store between elections. In response, many Utah cities are returning to the paper ballot. Thank god.

A kid from Snohomish, WA almost lost his leg when the ceremonial high school football cannon misfired and exploded. Now the residents of Snohomish, WA have threatened him and his family to keep their mouths shut, lest they lose the right to keep using a cannon in their games. They are proud of the fact that they are the last town that is still allowed to have the cannon that, for some strange reason, was banned in every other town in Washington.

I guess they decided to NOT keep their mouth shut. A quick visit to the Snohomish Panthers website showed a total of 300 votes(about how many games you plan on attending). Now it is up to over 50,000.

Cool chandelier, huh? It is made of the insides of the Tenga. An advanced Japanese, male masturbation device. Operators are standing by.

Some people with a lot of time on their hands have created the Timelines from the Back to the Future trilogy. I say TimelineS because there are 9 of them.

What should you do with your child when you need to take a shit at the mall? Just hang them on the door so they can watch you poop!

Some near death experiences caught on tape

I love making kids cry.

This is a very accurate generalization of everyone at college. I especially like this one:

Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major
Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major is the reason that you don’t want to go to class. He bathes roughly once every leap year and wears the same "totally awesome" Japanese video game (the import version was so much better) shirt for half a semester at a time. No matter how far away you get from him, the stench seems to travel across the room and assault your nostrils. Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major has no time for the English language, and he will often ask questions that make little to no sense and lack any sort of "grammatical structure." He’s the only character that can actually give Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer a run for his money on the intellectual scale, but that’s only because he was probably born with knowledge of linear algebra and differential equations.

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Don't worry about the French introduction. This is one of the coolest videos you will see in a while. Cool music too.

If all you valued readers decide to get me a gift, a Swiss vacation to the Eiger where I could ski-glide down the mountain would be the perfect one.

Check out this new sex toy. (animated nakedness - keep the volume low if you're at work)

Non-Newtonian fluid is liquid that exhibits solid properties when under stress. So clearly, Jesus dumped a bunch of corn starch into the river before walking to the Apostles.

Nothing says christmas like shooting your eye out.

It is always fun to mess with people.

I will try to have atleast one Xmas post everyday on the days leading up to Christmas. Yeah yeah...I know that the 12 days of Christmas actually starts on Christmas Day and end at the epiphany, but most people don't know about that shit...and don't care.

Captain Jeffrey "Toz" Toczylowski was a Green Beret who died in Iraq in November of 2005. He had one of his Green Beret buddies send out an email he had written in case of his death to his friends and relatives. In it, he told them about the $100,000 he had set aside for a party to be held in his honor in Las Vegas. Fucking awesome. That is DEFINATELY how I would want to be remembered.

Here is a link to his tribute website.

UPDATE - I fixed the dead link. Apparently the LA Times wants to charge you to view old articles. F that.

Yes...that says the fabric is made of 100% unknown material. Just like high school lunch.

Karma is a bitch.

Here is an interesting website that lists the sexual age of consent around the world. Way to go Mexico and South Carolina!

Here is a gallery of pics that shows really cool images of animals in the wombs of their mothers. Here is the actual article about it.

Why does this crack me up so much???

Looks like Steve Jobs has made his choice in the War on Terror as Apple computers now run the TV mouthpiece of Al Quaeda. It had nothing to do with reliability and usefulness.

On December 22nd, people around the world will attempt to experience the first Global Orgasm.

(and now, Google traffic to my website will jump because of the word orgasm on the page...fucking Google...)

I always knew the storeroom smell funny at my high school. It turns out that the smell could have been, rapidly decaying radioactive waste!

Here is a french website that surrenders to laughter. It shows pics of sculptures of elderly superheroes.

Check out this new crazy British sport

Here is a nice list of 50 no-no's for guys having sex. They even include comments on the old "oops" trick (rule 37). Remember that these are mostly guidelines and not really iron clad rules.

Yes, yes...You've seen the above picture before. This link is far, FAR different from the german book on where babies come from. This is a hilarious flash animation explaining the fertilization process and it is PRICELESS. I especially like Peter.

I always knew he was a Mets fan. Personally, I think this is hysterical. But I just can't see folks in the Bible belt voting for a cross-dressing former New Yorker.

Here are some photos that must have been the last ones taken by the tourists that shot them.

As we all know, dragon meat is the key ingredient in many, many valuable dishes. But in England, if you call your sausages, "Dragon Sausage," you better have dragon meat in them. Otherwise, you need to change the name of your product.

You be the judge.

This poor child will be scarred for life as he is immortalized on the net as Hulk Hogan, Mike Moore and Hitler.

Domino Effect In The Snow - video powered by Metacafe

Well...not for me since I am enjoying the sun of San Diego. Just make sure you don't try to LEAVE YOUR CAR while it is sliding.

Check out the pics on this mammoth bucket wheel excavator in Germany. If you scroll down, you can see how easily it can accidentally eat a bulldozer. Oops!

One of the better photoshop contests on Worth1000.