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Salma Hayek Promotes...Something

12/29/06
My eyes are up here!

Here is a great example in advertising. If you want people to buy your product, make sure your spokeswoman isn't boobalicious.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Congressional Aid tries to hire a hacker to change his GPA

12/28/06
Here's the story of gullible Tood Schriber. For some reason, his grades at TCU just weren't good enough so he tried to solicite the services of a hacker to break into the University and change his grades. Well he went to the wrong place. The guy he approached decided to have a little fun with him(squirrels and pigeons) and played along until they were "SO Busted!"

Turns out other people found out about it as well.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

2 Virginia drivers ordered to retake their license photos by DMV

12/27/06
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Emperor Palpatine celebrates Christmas

12/26/06
You don't know the POWER of the Catholic side!

Or here's another good pic of the pope.

Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

You Park Like an Asshole

12/22/06
Take a picture or just use your key

This is a great site that shames people who park like assholes (similar to the few assholes that park across the street from my house...soon to be added).
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

9th Day of Christmas - Santa sees you when you're sleeping...and when you masturbate

12/22/06
Santa saw you playing with your "toy"

Santa sees everything. He knows if you've been bad or good...even when you desecrate your body by masturbating!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

8th Day of Christmas - Santa's Helpers in Moscow

12/21/06
They want vodka, not eggnog

It was explained that Santa uses helpers to allow him to deliver all the toys around the world. Here are his helpers in Moscow.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

6th Day of Christmas - Perfect Gift for Sierra

12/19/06
me OW!

Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

5th Day of Christmas - Pictures of Kids Scared of Santa

12/18/06
Hehehe...scaring kids is FUN!

I love making kids cry.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

A brief summary of 99% of all people you will

12/18/06
This is a very accurate generalization of everyone at college. I especially like this one:

Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major
Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major is the reason that you don’t want to go to class. He bathes roughly once every leap year and wears the same "totally awesome" Japanese video game (the import version was so much better) shirt for half a semester at a time. No matter how far away you get from him, the stench seems to travel across the room and assault your nostrils. Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major has no time for the English language, and he will often ask questions that make little to no sense and lack any sort of "grammatical structure." He’s the only character that can actually give Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer a run for his money on the intellectual scale, but that’s only because he was probably born with knowledge of linear algebra and differential equations.

Read More.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

10 most dangerous toys of all time

12/15/06
It hurts but it is SO MUCH FUN!

Nothing says christmas like shooting your eye out.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Street Pranks with Tape People

12/14/06
These are some funny illusions

It is always fun to mess with people.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Interesting New Fabric available at Walmart

12/13/06
It's made of PEOPLE!

Yes...that says the fabric is made of 100% unknown material. Just like high school lunch.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Challenge Authority

12/13/06
I got over 100 detentions for not doing homework...I feel for this kid
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Two weeks until the Global Orgasm

12/08/06
They look like they're feeling it

On December 22nd, people around the world will attempt to experience the first Global Orgasm.

(and now, Google traffic to my website will jump because of the word orgasm on the page...fucking Google...)
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Whatever happened to superman?

12/07/06
Where's my cod piece?

Here is a french website that surrenders to laughter. It shows pics of sculptures of elderly superheroes.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

50 ways for your lover to leave you

12/06/06
Here is a nice list of 50 no-no's for guys having sex. They even include comments on the old "oops" trick (rule 37). Remember that these are mostly guidelines and not really iron clad rules.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The last pictures taken by tourists

12/05/06
He didn't say four!

Here are some photos that must have been the last ones taken by the tourists that shot them.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Loving father photoshops his young son

12/04/06
Hulkawaaaaaa!

This poor child will be scarred for life as he is immortalized on the net as Hulk Hogan, Mike Moore and Hitler.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Same Actor, Different Movie

12/01/06
It's not a tumor...it's my SWORD!

One of the better photoshop contests on Worth1000.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze