Well Missy better watch out. It turns out that, in some countries, having vigorous sex leading to the death of the older participant can land you in jail!

It looks like the absurd rules of the TSA have gotten to Fed Ex as they are refusing to ship containers of water or even empty air as long as the words on the label look dangerous. Certainty, pictured above, was bottles of tap water.

New legislation in Iran has made it the place for horny Mullahs to visit. Iran is trying to assert itself as the new entertainment capital of the Middle East by allowing the use of temporary marriages(one hour) so any Sheik enjoying a night on the town can legally rape...err...copulate with his 9-year old wife of the moment.

A woman induced labor on Friday so that her husband would not miss the Bears/Saints game. Of course this act ALSO knocked her out of mother of the year contention.

The TSA has declared that checking cargo on planes would draw resources away from screening dangerous thinks like water and yogurt. I guess not checking cargo, AT ALL, is much more secure than checking it instead of my dangerous shampoo.

This past saturday, Scientology Corp opened a huge Brainwashing center in downtown Berlin. Currently, Germany does not recognize Scientology Corp as a religion and one official was quoted as saying, "Scientology has become a very totalitarian, fascist system in the meantime, whose only purpose is to make money."

And Germans know how to spot a facist a mile away.

Back in the good ole days of the 17th Century, the French government did it right. When cloth button-makers threatened the bottom line of the established, umm...NORMAL button-maker's guild, they stepped in and stopped them:

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The government, indignant that an innovation should threaten a settled industry, imposes a fine on the cloth-button makers. But the wardens of the button guild are not yet satisfied. They demand the right to search people's homes and wardrobes and fine and even arrest them on the streets if they are seen wearing these subversive goods.

Does this sound familiar to something going on today? A new technology(the internet) threatening the bottom line of established but, out-dated business models(the big recording labels)?

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So you feel like having a fling with the poolboy/secretary? Better not get caught if you live in Michigan. Why? Adultery is still a felony there. Not a big one. But it is. But what IS a big deal is that Michigan ALSO has another crime on the books called "first-degree criminal sexual conduct" which states that:

...a person is guilty of first-degree criminal sexual conduct whenever "sexual penetration occurs under circumstances involving the commission of any other felony."

What's the penalty for first-degree criminal sexual conduct? It carries a maximum penalty of LIFE IN PRISON.

In Britain, trophy wives are coming under new scrutiny as they are now being dubbed "toxic" wives. Being hot, vacant and useless is no longer going to cut it, ladies. To quote the insightful song, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife."

Although he was born on November 10, the entire country is celebrating Martin Luther Day. Congrats all you Lutherans! I have today off.