Here is an interesting article on why sex is so good for you. It even endorses the benefits of blow jobs! That is also my favorite quote from the article: "I can’t resist another plug for semen. It’s possible that male goo can lower blood pressure." Yes. They said male goo in mainstream news. So you girls should believe us when we say that blow jobs are good for your health.

Scientists have discovered the cause of autism in humans and believe that a suppliment of fatty acids in the diet could cure it completely. And since we all know that cats suffer from autism with varying degrees, they will soon become as cool as dogs. Sorry Bailey.