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Alright, you can stop your bitching. I posted the pics of the final Anti-VD party. Was I even AT this party?
I even did a few St. Patrick's Day pics as well.
Doc Brown wasn't just a good temporal engineer. He also knew a thing or two about electrical wiring and auto mechanics. Well this Johnny-come-lately tried to wire his OWN flux capacitor (purchase details found here) to his Delorean. The results are self-evident.
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Read them all...
We've all heard the urban legend of guys pretending to be chicks online. Well here is an actual detailed story of how a guy flirted his way through an entire server of other guys and got one to pay for "her" account after she "lost her job at hooters." Turns out the dude's parents cut off his account so that he would go out and get a job.
This scumbag was caught not once but TWICE trying to slip a mickey into the beer of his date while out on a first date. The observant wait-staff saved the day, called the cops and put the guy in jail.
"Time for traffic and transit on the 2's. We've got a MAJOR delay in downtown involving a truck and a whale..."
To quote Jimmy V, "Don't give up. Don't ever give up"
In looking for stuff for my new house, I ran across this little web site that itemizes the most expensive things at Amazon.
Music: Luminous Arc: Music from the game, $6,442.99. The soundtrack to a Nintendo DS game that’s going to be released later this year.
Toys: A city-park-size playground system for $32,229.59. The most expensive toy for a single child is an electric monster truck for $13,800. For that I bet the kid would have more fun with a real, yet not monster, truck.
Furniture & Décor: “Goddard replica“, $9,999,999. I’m not sure what it’s a replica of, but I’m betting it’s not the entire space research complex. If that seems a bit too much, then there’s a $999,999 space rock paperweight. Incidentally Amazon themselves put the accent on the “e” in “Décor”.
See the entire list.
All you need to do is die mid-flight, and British Airways will upgrade you to first class...even if the guy sitting next to your corpse objects! That's the way to beat the system.
After two heroic black labs, the world's best type of dog, found a $3 million cache of pirated DVDs, mob bosses put a bounty on their cute little heads. Bailey was quoted as saying, "Ris(this) rime(time) it's perronel(personel)!"
Now you will know what those helpful icons actually mean.
Since I am in the process of buying a home, I have been looking into homeowner rights. I found this story: a guy in Florida heard a scream in his garage and saw two cops arresting his wife. He proceeded to kick the shit out of them with their own taser gun and was later arrested for assaulting police. A judge aquitted him on all but one charge (you can't take a cop's weapon from him) because the cops had no right to be in the house (no warrant, no just cause). For the charge he WAS found guilty on, he was let off with time served (8 days).
Remember, your house is you castle.
Here's one you Ghostbusters fans didn't know. Ron Jeremy, the famous porn actor, has a cameo appearance in Ghostbusters. You can only see him if you have the cool letterbox version.
A brave soul is protecting us all by censoring any naked statues in Norway that he/she can find.
Marge: Mm, but that's Michelangelo's David. It's a masterpiece.
Helen: [gasp] It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body, which, practical as they may be, are evil.
After years of trying to avoid watching it whole-heartedly, I will watch American Idol this week. Why? Because I support Sanjaya, that horrible, pre-op tranny since having him go on the Idol tour would be awesome. All he has to do is break into the top 10 tonite!
No...This isn't from me. It is actually from a Craig's List article but it looked like shit so I repackaged it here. I don't agree with all of them but there is a lot of wisdom to be gleamed from this list.
1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid.
2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time
3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.
4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose.
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This begs the question, how many times does this get asked before it goes into a FAQ?
I used to think that burps were cute. Bleck!
Interesting research on how people view different news articles has unveiled the MUCH more interesting revelation that men look at other men's crouches...a LOT.
This is a strange, but amusing website. These are three interactive girls that will do your bidding. Just type the command in under the picture.
To see the list of ALL the commands, click [ Read More ]
How To Shower - Men & Women
A video interpretation of an old internet joke.
Kinda like the character from "Along Came Polly," Chunk left showbiz and became a normal person. Note how the page is named "goonie.htm"
In a thorough but unscientific survey, a guy decided to poll all the local pharmacies for their prices on the cost of generic Prozac. He found that they could be 900 times more expensive than the exact same drug if they were bought from Costco.
Better make sure your grandparents know about this.
British mechanic, who somehow still has a girlfriend, loves to fuck cars.
NOTE - He doesn't like to fuck car-owners, like most other mechanics. He likes to fuck the cars themselves.
This is an interesting quiz that determines your level of nerdiness. What score do you think I got? Click below to find out. Also, if you feel up to taking the test, post your scores in comments (I think if you get bored and quit halfway through the test, that indicates a low nerd score). [ Read More ]
(if it doesn't play through the player on my page - it's just a sound clip, double click on the "Click to Play Media" and it will take you directly to the host website)
You all know I listen to Stern but this clip from some radio station in Britain just about trumps everything I have ever heard. Just remember ladies, he WILL find out, somehow.
Yet another great list of fictional people.
That's right. Once again, one month after Valentine's Day, we all celebrate Steak and a BJ Day. What? You girls think that every holiday is about YOU? Actually...this holiday IS about you...hehehe...
There is a radical idea being floated around congress that would require that all bills be published online 7 days prior to a vote. This would prevent last minute additions of $200 million bridges to nowhere and allow the public to see exactly what new bills actually mean. While it wouldn't actually force congressmen to read what they are voting on, it will allow voters the opportunity to read them and possibly contact their congressmen if they have an issue with it.
I think it is a great idea that promotes accountability for our elected officials. If you agreee, click this link to notify your congressman.
If you are involved in an accident and try to get away...don't drive past the buddy of the guy you hit because he might have a camera waiting to put your face and license (266-1234) on the internet.
This guy has collected a bunch of the invalid banners that Fox News has displayed over the years. Like this one above. Can you find what's wrong with this picture?
I'll be back...in Delta City
This picture is from a stereoscopic gallery of skin diseases at rotten.com. Would you like to see more?
Watch as she gets dumber and dumber. The ending is PRICEless.
This is a really cool website that doesn't seem to serve a purpose. I give him props for such a unique menu system. Trust me...geeks like me aren't the only ones this website will impress.
Maybe I should overcome my problem with cruise ships...
Why is the west suspicious of Islam? Well...when the story of a woman having her kidney removed against her will in order for her husband to buy a tractor is revealed...well...it sounds kind of ridiculous. How about the guy who put up his daughter as collateral for a $150 bet...and lost her?
I know these stories aren't indicative of all of Islam but sheesh...Muslims, put your house in order.
With the other day's remix video of Baby Got Back, I was inspired to find my all time favorite remix. Gin and Juice by The Gourds. (this video uses a live version...I prefer the studio version)
The legendary, and generally neutral, Swiss Army decided to invade the defenseless Liechtenstein during a training drill. Time to call up Sir Ulrich to kick some Swiss ass!
This guy exposes the REAL Britney Spears...
1. Britney Spears is a mammal .
2. Britney Spears fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Britney Spears is to flip out and kill people.
Go to the site!.
Also...Don't forget to buy your Rehab Britney doll while supplies last!
This is a really good list of the top 100 fictional heroes of all time. The list comes dangerously close to destroying its credibility with the #2 pick overall (although I like the character, it is BULLSHIT he is even CLOSE to the top 20), and Chuck Norris's notable absense. Fortunately it is saved by all those forgotten heroes from your favorite TV show/book/movie.
Buster Martin (above) is 100 years old. Buster Martin had a group of teenagers try to mug him. Buster Martin beat their ASSES. Buster Martin went to work the following morning.
Buffalos Attack Lions.
Lions 1 - Water Buffalo 10
See other things to do...
Boston, MA – There were more tense moments today after Boston Police were forced to blow up a suspicious looking man near a lamp post.
An alert city worker called in the man after noticing that he had been leaning against the lamp post for more than ten minutes.
Remember about a year ago when I put on my away message, the re-mix of Baby Got Back into an easy listening white-boy version? Well someone with a lot of time on their hands sync'd it with the original video. Once again on thereheis.com...we have hilarity.
Not to be confused with Baby Got Bible.
They use lightsaber-umbrellas!
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Looks like those New Jersey road planners have gone international.
I found this interesting article about conservapedia.com which proports to be the conservative alternative to wikipedia. You really, REALLY need to read this link and then visit the site yourself. I bet you never thought of the explanation of the cactus as liberal and against God.
I know you are watching this video and thinking ,WTF!? Bev Oda is the czar of copyright in Canada which means that she has the authority to control the RIAA and the MPAA. Well...not actually those institutions but their Canadian counterparts. But actually those AMERICAN institutions contributed to her election campaign. Isn't it a conflict of interest to accept money from those people whom you will be governing? Isn't that like a bribe?
At any rate, this little video is about the 3 days where she racked up $5000 in rental limo bills. The Canadians are outraged but in real dollars, that's like $50 so I don't know what the big deal is.
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