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ArchivesAnti-VD Pics posted03/29/07 Alright, you can stop your bitching. I posted the pics of the final Anti-VD party. Was I even AT this party? I even did a few St. Patrick's Day pics as well. Improper use of a flux capacitor...03/28/07 Doc Brown wasn't just a good temporal engineer. He also knew a thing or two about electrical wiring and auto mechanics. Well this Johnny-come-lately tried to wire his OWN flux capacitor (purchase details found here) to his Delorean. The results are self-evident. Things it takes us 50 years to learn for ourselves...03/27/07
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time. 3. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. Read them all... Not really news - guy pretends to be a chick online...03/27/07 We've all heard the urban legend of guys pretending to be chicks online. Well here is an actual detailed story of how a guy flirted his way through an entire server of other guys and got one to pay for "her" account after she "lost her job at hooters." Turns out the dude's parents cut off his account so that he would go out and get a job. Even "nice" guys can be scumbags (Except Eagle Scouts)03/27/07
This scumbag was caught not once but TWICE trying to slip a mickey into the beer of his date while out on a first date. The observant wait-staff saved the day, called the cops and put the guy in jail.
Thar she blows! All over the street03/26/07 "Time for traffic and transit on the 2's. We've got a MAJOR delay in downtown involving a truck and a whale..." Great ending to a Div II championship03/26/07To quote Jimmy V, "Don't give up. Don't ever give up" Most expensive things at Amazon03/26/07
In looking for stuff for my new house, I ran across this little web site that itemizes the most expensive things at Amazon.
Music: Luminous Arc: Music from the game, $6,442.99. The soundtrack to a Nintendo DS game that’s going to be released later this year. Toys: A city-park-size playground system for $32,229.59. The most expensive toy for a single child is an electric monster truck for $13,800. For that I bet the kid would have more fun with a real, yet not monster, truck. Furniture & Décor: “Goddard replica“, $9,999,999. I’m not sure what it’s a replica of, but I’m betting it’s not the entire space research complex. If that seems a bit too much, then there’s a $999,999 space rock paperweight. Incidentally Amazon themselves put the accent on the “e” in “Décor”. See the entire list. How to get a First Class upgrade on British Airways03/23/07 All you need to do is die mid-flight, and British Airways will upgrade you to first class...even if the guy sitting next to your corpse objects! That's the way to beat the system. How to break-up with a geek like me03/23/07
DVD Pirates order a hit on two female black labs - Bailey is stepping in...03/23/07 After two heroic black labs, the world's best type of dog, found a $3 million cache of pirated DVDs, mob bosses put a bounty on their cute little heads. Bailey was quoted as saying, "Ris(this) rime(time) it's perronel(personel)!" Internet Safety Tips03/22/07You can defend yourself from crooked cops in your own home03/22/07
Since I am in the process of buying a home, I have been looking into homeowner rights. I found this story: a guy in Florida heard a scream in his garage and saw two cops arresting his wife. He proceeded to kick the shit out of them with their own taser gun and was later arrested for assaulting police. A judge aquitted him on all but one charge (you can't take a cop's weapon from him) because the cops had no right to be in the house (no warrant, no just cause). For the charge he WAS found guilty on, he was let off with time served (8 days).
Remember, your house is you castle. Who ya gonna call? Ron Jeremy!03/22/07 Here's one you Ghostbusters fans didn't know. Ron Jeremy, the famous porn actor, has a cameo appearance in Ghostbusters. You can only see him if you have the cool letterbox version. Norwegian war on nudity03/21/07 A brave soul is protecting us all by censoring any naked statues in Norway that he/she can find. Marge: Mm, but that's Michelangelo's David. It's a masterpiece. Helen: [gasp] It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body, which, practical as they may be, are evil. The amazing things you can do with stop motion03/21/07I am now going to watch American Idol!03/20/07 After years of trying to avoid watching it whole-heartedly, I will watch American Idol this week. Why? Because I support Sanjaya, that horrible, pre-op tranny since having him go on the Idol tour would be awesome. All he has to do is break into the top 10 tonite! Advice from an Old Man03/20/07
No...This isn't from me. It is actually from a Craig's List article but it looked like shit so I repackaged it here. I don't agree with all of them but there is a lot of wisdom to be gleamed from this list.
1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid. 2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time 3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized. 4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose. [ Read More ] Clip from the McDonalds UK employee handbook03/20/07Watch this cute romanian girl sing a song03/20/07I used to think that burps were cute. Bleck! All men are gay03/19/07 Interesting research on how people view different news articles has unveiled the MUCH more interesting revelation that men look at other men's crouches...a LOT. Interactive online carwash03/19/07 This is a strange, but amusing website. These are three interactive girls that will do your bidding. Just type the command in under the picture. I recommend: kiss monty python To see the list of ALL the commands, click [ Read More ] I think they got their girls switched...03/19/07How to take a shower like a Man/Woman03/16/07What ever happened to Chunk?03/16/07 Kinda like the character from "Along Came Polly," Chunk left showbiz and became a normal person. Note how the page is named "goonie.htm" Change your pharmacist03/16/07
In a thorough but unscientific survey, a guy decided to poll all the local pharmacies for their prices on the cost of generic Prozac. He found that they could be 900 times more expensive than the exact same drug if they were bought from Costco.
Better make sure your grandparents know about this. Love your car but don't LOVE you car03/15/07 British mechanic, who somehow still has a girlfriend, loves to fuck cars. NOTE - He doesn't like to fuck car-owners, like most other mechanics. He likes to fuck the cars themselves. What's YOUR nerd score?03/15/07
This is an interesting quiz that determines your level of nerdiness. What score do you think I got? Click below to find out. Also, if you feel up to taking the test, post your scores in comments (I think if you get bored and quit halfway through the test, that indicates a low nerd score).
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Greatest Radio call ever03/15/07(if it doesn't play through the player on my page - it's just a sound clip, double click on the "Click to Play Media" and it will take you directly to the host website) You all know I listen to Stern but this clip from some radio station in Britain just about trumps everything I have ever heard. Just remember ladies, he WILL find out, somehow. Apocalypto Trailer - Director's Cut03/14/0710 Biggest Nerds in TV History03/14/07Happy Steak and a BJ Day!03/14/07 That's right. Once again, one month after Valentine's Day, we all celebrate Steak and a BJ Day. What? You girls think that every holiday is about YOU? Actually...this holiday IS about you...hehehe... I love Christopher Walken03/13/07New Bill proposes steps to ensure that Congress...READS BILLS!?03/13/07 There is a radical idea being floated around congress that would require that all bills be published online 7 days prior to a vote. This would prevent last minute additions of $200 million bridges to nowhere and allow the public to see exactly what new bills actually mean. While it wouldn't actually force congressmen to read what they are voting on, it will allow voters the opportunity to read them and possibly contact their congressmen if they have an issue with it. I think it is a great idea that promotes accountability for our elected officials. If you agreee, click this link to notify your congressman. Hit and Run caught on camera03/13/07 If you are involved in an accident and try to get away...don't drive past the buddy of the guy you hit because he might have a camera waiting to put your face and license (266-1234) on the internet. Lots of invalid screenshots from 03/12/07
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