To quote Jimmy V, "Don't give up. Don't ever give up"

Here's one you Ghostbusters fans didn't know. Ron Jeremy, the famous porn actor, has a cameo appearance in Ghostbusters. You can only see him if you have the cool letterbox version.

After years of trying to avoid watching it whole-heartedly, I will watch American Idol this week. Why? Because I support Sanjaya, that horrible, pre-op tranny since having him go on the Idol tour would be awesome. All he has to do is break into the top 10 tonite!

No...This isn't from me. It is actually from a Craig's List article but it looked like shit so I repackaged it here. I don't agree with all of them but there is a lot of wisdom to be gleamed from this list.

1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid.

2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time

3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.

4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose.
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I used to think that burps were cute. Bleck!

How To Shower - Men & Women

A video interpretation of an old internet joke.

(if it doesn't play through the player on my page - it's just a sound clip, double click on the "Click to Play Media" and it will take you directly to the host website)

You all know I listen to Stern but this clip from some radio station in Britain just about trumps everything I have ever heard. Just remember ladies, he WILL find out, somehow.

Yet another great list of fictional people.

I'll be back...in Delta City

Watch as she gets dumber and dumber. The ending is PRICEless.

With the other day's remix video of Baby Got Back, I was inspired to find my all time favorite remix. Gin and Juice by The Gourds. (this video uses a live version...I prefer the studio version)

This is a really good list of the top 100 fictional heroes of all time. The list comes dangerously close to destroying its credibility with the #2 pick overall (although I like the character, it is BULLSHIT he is even CLOSE to the top 20), and Chuck Norris's notable absense. Fortunately it is saved by all those forgotten heroes from your favorite TV show/book/movie.

Buffalos Attack Lions.

Lions 1 - Water Buffalo 10

Remember about a year ago when I put on my away message, the re-mix of Baby Got Back into an easy listening white-boy version? Well someone with a lot of time on their hands sync'd it with the original video. Once again on thereheis.com...we have hilarity.

Not to be confused with Baby Got Bible.

I know you are watching this video and thinking ,WTF!? Bev Oda is the czar of copyright in Canada which means that she has the authority to control the RIAA and the MPAA. Well...not actually those institutions but their Canadian counterparts. But actually those AMERICAN institutions contributed to her election campaign. Isn't it a conflict of interest to accept money from those people whom you will be governing? Isn't that like a bribe?

At any rate, this little video is about the 3 days where she racked up $5000 in rental limo bills. The Canadians are outraged but in real dollars, that's like $50 so I don't know what the big deal is.