This scumbag was caught not once but TWICE trying to slip a mickey into the beer of his date while out on a first date. The observant wait-staff saved the day, called the cops and put the guy in jail.

After two heroic black labs, the world's best type of dog, found a $3 million cache of pirated DVDs, mob bosses put a bounty on their cute little heads. Bailey was quoted as saying, "Ris(this) rime(time) it's perronel(personel)!"

This guy has collected a bunch of the invalid banners that Fox News has displayed over the years. Like this one above. Can you find what's wrong with this picture?

Why is the west suspicious of Islam? Well...when the story of a woman having her kidney removed against her will in order for her husband to buy a tractor is revealed...well...it sounds kind of ridiculous. How about the guy who put up his daughter as collateral for a $150 bet...and lost her?

I know these stories aren't indicative of all of Islam but sheesh...Muslims, put your house in order.

The legendary, and generally neutral, Swiss Army decided to invade the defenseless Liechtenstein during a training drill. Time to call up Sir Ulrich to kick some Swiss ass!

Buster Martin (above) is 100 years old. Buster Martin had a group of teenagers try to mug him. Buster Martin beat their ASSES. Buster Martin went to work the following morning.