1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.

3. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

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We've all heard the urban legend of guys pretending to be chicks online. Well here is an actual detailed story of how a guy flirted his way through an entire server of other guys and got one to pay for "her" account after she "lost her job at hooters." Turns out the dude's parents cut off his account so that he would go out and get a job.

Now you will know what those helpful icons actually mean.

This begs the question, how many times does this get asked before it goes into a FAQ?

This is a strange, but amusing website. These are three interactive girls that will do your bidding. Just type the command in under the picture.

I recommend:

kiss
monty python

To see the list of ALL the commands, click [ Read More ]

Kinda like the character from "Along Came Polly," Chunk left showbiz and became a normal person. Note how the page is named "goonie.htm"

This is an interesting quiz that determines your level of nerdiness. What score do you think I got? Click below to find out. Also, if you feel up to taking the test, post your scores in comments (I think if you get bored and quit halfway through the test, that indicates a low nerd score). [ Read More ]

That's right. Once again, one month after Valentine's Day, we all celebrate Steak and a BJ Day. What? You girls think that every holiday is about YOU? Actually...this holiday IS about you...hehehe...

This guy exposes the REAL Britney Spears...

Facts:

1. Britney Spears is a mammal .
2. Britney Spears fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Britney Spears is to flip out and kill people.

Go to the site!.

Also...Don't forget to buy your Rehab Britney doll while supplies last!

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Looks like those New Jersey road planners have gone international.

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I found this interesting article about conservapedia.com which proports to be the conservative alternative to wikipedia. You really, REALLY need to read this link and then visit the site yourself. I bet you never thought of the explanation of the cactus as liberal and against God.