Fast on the heals of Germany trying to stop the glorification of zombie killing in video games, there is a movement in India which fights for the rights of the undead.

How low do babies go? Well if they were never baptized before they died, they used to go to limbo. According to Dante's Inferno, that was the first circle of hell. The Vatican has decided that 1500 years in limbo is long enough so now ALL babies to straight to heaven.

Recent buyers of poodles were shocked to discover that they had inadvertently purchased highly groomed sheep. Excerpt:

"One couple said they became suspicious when they took their "dog" to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves."

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Do you know what jury nullification is? Basically it is a constitutional right of the jury to disagree with what a corrupt judge says. Here is a story about how a guy used jury nullification to fight against marijuana laws.

A nine year old boy thought it would be funny to taunt a crocodile by beating it with sticks and shooting it with a "catapult" (slingshot?). Well it IS funny to taunt animals(err...)...just don't do it INSIDE THE CAGE.

While I am toughing it out down in the islands with Sierra, you should write your congressman/Senator and promote the Sirius/XM merger. Why? Don't do it just because it will help my stock. Do it because with the two separate companies, you have to have two separate subscriptions to listen to MLB and the NFL. If they merge, you can buy either radio and listen to them both.

Also if you are currently an XM listener, you would then not be forced to endure Opie and Anthony's 0.0 show(only in Las Vegas and Chicago...it's a much better show in Philadelphia).

Not a particularly interesting story...I just liked the 300 reference.

A veteran of the Air Force was put under anesthetic with one bad testicle and one healthy one. He woke up with one bad testicle. And we wonder why malpractice insurance is so high...

Now I actually like Hillary but this pic just made me laugh. I think a good caption would be, "The power of Christ compels you!"

Bowling officials are cracking down on the use of illegal substances after a series of perfect games were bowled. Wait, what? BOWLERS are using steroids!?

I got this from MSNBC.COM. I can't wait until someone looks up his license plate number...