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ArchivesMore union stuff - Yuengling rejects the Teamsters05/31/07 The AFL-CIO is calling for a boycott of evil Yuengling Lager. Yeah...SURE we'll stop drinking because you protect the lowest common denominators(like yesterday's teacher). Crazed Georgia Mom continues her futile fight to ban Harry Potter05/31/07 A suburban Atlanta mother who believes the best-selling Harry Potter books promote witchcraft said Tuesday she may take her quest to ban the writings from her county schools to federal court after a state judge rejected her latest effort. Is the world ending in Nebraska?05/31/07Great example of why teacher's unions should be abolished05/30/07 The above pictured teacher, Sally Asnip, has been accussed of bullying students by parents...for *30* years! Everytime the issue was raised, the school district did nothing. Turns out that she is retiring anyway but this is the perfect illustration of how teacher's unions protect SHITTY TEACHERS! What's happening to all the bees?05/30/07Should I buy these candles for the house?05/30/0710 useless appendages05/29/07 Hot on the heals of the 8th grader who attempted to disprove evolution through salt, I give you 10 useless appendages that Darwin claimed were evidence in favor of evolution. ttihsllub si aixelsyD05/29/07Why won't anyone think of the CHILDREN!?05/29/07 OB...what's the deal with your state's priorities!? The state of Illinois created a blatently unconstitutional law that prohibited the sale of certain "mature" video games. They then spent $1 million defending it. When they lost and had to re-imburse the game companies, where did they get the money? Since frivilous lawsuit settlement fund was empty, they decided to just take it from anywhere they could like the public health department, the state's welfare agency and even the economic development department. Nice priorities there Illinois. Finger Length Predicts SAT scores05/28/07 Look at your child's hands. If the ring finger is longer than the index finger, your kid is going to do well in math. If the index finger is longer than the ring finger, your kid is going to do well in literacy. If they are the same length, your kid should be euthanized. Not your typical children's books05/28/0715 most unforgettable cartoon theme songs05/25/07Although I disagree that the above theme song is bad, some of the other reviews are RIGHT on the money (yeah...visually the Thundercats opening was actually pretty spectacular but the lyrics!?). Tom Ermine hates Eagle Scouts05/25/07 After months of planning and thousands of dollars of fund raising, Joey Gaut's Eagle Project was approved by the Scottdale, PA council. But then council President, Tom Ermine, decided (after voting in favor of it) that the granite town sign the project was going to create was too ugly. He was quoted as saying, "no one ever said life is fair." Neither are elections, Tom. Tom is expected to back pedal on Monday. 8th Grader proves that Fundamentalist Christians are stupid05/25/07 Brian Benson, an eighth-grade student at Pawleys Island Christian Academy in Pawleys Island , South Carolina, won first place in the Science Fair (Biology divition) by disproving (parts of) evolution. How did he do it? He claims to have created stalactites from salt which, according to godless scientists, are supposed to take millions of years. I could make a ton of snide comments but this article makes enough for me. Spoiler T-Shirt05/24/07God Smites Jesus05/24/07 A statue of Jesus was struck by lightning. Would the church's insurance exempt this from coverage because it was an "act of god"? NJ Turnpike authority popularizes video05/24/07The New Jersey Turnpike Authority sued YouTube and some other video sites to remove the above spectacular crash video (about 8 seconds in) because it claims to own the copyright. In response, people have posted the video everywhere and now LOTS of people know about it. In fact, the only reason *I* knew about the video is because they tried to take it down. Play the french slapping game05/23/07 Eventually, SOMEday, the whole French surrender thing is going to go the way of the stupid polack thing. In the meantime, I give you the French Slapping Game. (Sierra, you might want to send this link to your Dad) Britian to facilitate the licking of Hermione's rear end05/23/07 That's right. Britian is going to issue Harry Potter stamps that would allow perverts to finally be able to lick Hermione's rear end. What were YOU thinking when you read the headline? Litterbug caught in the act05/22/07 So I am driving over to my mom's house after work and in the middle of HEAVY traffic, this lady in front of me decides to put a gallon of something in the middle of the street while we are stopped at a light. So I decided to take a picture (PA license GRK-3575). [ Read More ] Should handwriting be a graduate course?05/22/07 Can you read the above prescription? Well if you can, you must be a magical pharmacist. Click on the link to take the contest and see how well YOU can decipher this chicken scratch. Strange Japanese Ladybug Game05/22/07 You all know how much I love goofy Japanese things. Here is a game where you have to get the bugs to touch each other. FUN FUN! Bratz the Movie coming to a theater near you05/22/07 Someone got the bright idea that dolls that abnormally large-headed who were bitchy, whores was a good thing. Well that same brain trust is coming out with Bratz the Movie (sequel to Mean Girls?). Here's the trailer. God help us all. 21 Question to determine if you shouldn't use computers05/21/07
1. Do you proclaim, out loud, your three year old knows more about computers than you do?
2. Are you still looking for the “Any Key”? Read them all. Who owns the engagement ring?05/21/07 Until you say, "I do", it belongs to the guy according to an Australia judge. It is a "conditional gift". Associated Press calls the kettle black05/21/07 The Associated Press called out the GOP for not having a very diverse group of candidates running for America's top job. So Michelle Malkin decided to find out how diverse the AP's leadership was (pictured above). Looks about as diverse as Villanova's chess club. Mexican Anti-kidnapping chief kidnapped05/18/07 It took 40 men but the Mexican anti-kidnapping chief was among 4 cops kidnapped just south of the Arizona border. El Whapo strikes again... Don't sit here05/18/07Women CAN return to their pre-pregnancy weight05/18/07Dad, what are they doing in your election district???05/17/07 You would think that computer scientists would be completely in favor of electronic voting, right? Well they would if it was done correctly. As of today, computer scientists are almost in complete agreement that the current model of evoting is BAD. Just do a google search for computer scientist evoting and you will see all the articles about where we stand. The county server in Sarasota County, FL, which has connections to the evoting machines, was hit with a worm the day elections began in 2006. Coincendence? Let me once again reiterate that people in charge of elections have a HUGE responsibility and the penalties for this type of negligence should be SEVERE. Hitler or Falwell05/17/07 Now that Jerry Falwell is dead, lets play a quote matching game: Who said the following, Jerry Falwell or Adolf Hitler? 1. My feelings as a Christian point me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. 2. This 'turn the other cheek' business is all well and good but it's not what Jesus fought and died for. Play the rest of the game. Corrupt School Boards? No way...05/17/07 New Mexico has a rule that you must pass English to graduate high school. That rule applies to everyone in the state, except for the son of Teresa Cordova and Miguel Acosta. Why, you ask? Well she is the Bernalillo County Commissioner and he is the former vice president of the Albuquerque Public School Board. How to get a bigger bonus? Be on the board that gives them out!05/16/07
Nearly two dozen officials who received hefty performance bonuses last year at the Veterans Affairs Department also sat on the boards charged with recommending the payments.
Why Canada is really the 51st state05/16/07 It is SO fun and easy for foreigners to hate the US, right? Well, Canadians have NO reason to hate us because that is essentially hating themselves(as this article points out). Suck it, haters... Oregon Senate approves "Hot for Teacher" Bill05/16/07 Oregon has decided to up the anti on teachers sleeping with their adolescent students by allowing prostitutes to become teachers. "Don't worry honey, *I* will go to the parent-teacher conferences this year..." Pope to canonize the patron saint of Placebos05/15/07 On Friday, Pope Palpatine canonized a Brazilian monk as the patron saint of placebos as he is known to have cured people of illnesses by writing prayers on pills. Woman guilty of using excessive force on umbilical cord05/15/07
A midwife was trying to yank the placenta out and started yanking on the patients umbilical cord. Well, it looks like that placenta wasn't ready to come out because the midwife pulled the patient(victim?) right off the bed(by the cord).
Boston Drunk wanders into wrong house...arrested05/15/07Top 10 most extreme vacation spots05/14/07 Tired of those boring vacations to the Swiss Alps? Try Afganistan, Somalia or one of these other exciting vacation spots! Girls steal college newspaper because of "fat picture"05/14/07 In an attempt to prevent people from seeing their stomachs, several college girls (pictured here) stole 1000 copies of their college newspaper which feature the above picture on its front page. The irony is that instead of just their college seeing their stomachs, now the whole world will... How To: Encase Han Solo in Chocolate05/14/07 "They've encased him in chocolate! He'll be quite tasty...if he surived the melting process, that is." Here's your guide to do it at home. 1 million+ pre-orders of Harry Potter 705/11/07Bill O'Reilly stops french boycott05/11/07 After the recent election of the pro-American French President, French exporters are saddened by the O'Reilly Factor's announcement that it will end its boycott of French products. Why are the saddened? Well the boycott coincided with an $8 BILLION increase in French imports. Burn American Flag - OK. Burn Mexican Flag - Not OK!?05/11/07 Although I think it is a dispicable act, you are 100% allowed to burn the American Flag. It is a freedom guaranteed by the Constitution as a form of free speech(protest). But this guy was arrested for attempting to burn a Mexican flag...here in America. How does that work? Unusual contraband found in Irish prison sweep05/10/07 Among the usual weapons and drugs found in a random contraband sweep, a live budgie was found. More interesting is HOW it was brought into the prison. Armless, one-legged driver illudes police...again05/10/07 Excerpt: NEW PORT RICHEY - For about eight minutes on Tuesday, through the streets near downtown, police chased a driver who had no arms and one good leg. He got away. Read more. WANTED for kidnapping!05/10/07 Looks like Dick Tracy will be called in to find The Blank after his description was given to Portuguese police after the disappearance of a 3 year old. Harry Potter stuff stolen from a local home05/09/07 A burglar broke into a house and stole Harry Potter books and video cassettes. Mundungus had no comment. Is this picture safe for work?05/09/07Howstuffworks - Lightsaber05/09/07 Important Safety Information A lightsaber is not a toy! Keep it out of reach of children at all times. Lightsaber locks are required in most states. There are two ends to any lightsaber -- one end has the belt ring, while the other end houses the blade arc tip and blade emitter. NEVER point the blade emitter of a lightsaber toward your own body. NEVER look down the "barrel" of a lightsaber, even if you are "sure" it is in safe mode. If you accidentally activate the lightsaber, serious injury could result. Famous Goat Bride - Deceased05/08/07 The man who was forced to marry a goat he was banging in the Sudan is now a widower. And she was so young... 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs05/08/07 Spinner.com has a list of the 25 saddest songs of all time. Although I think it is a fine list of 25 sad songs(along with a summary AND a the ability to listen to each song), I believe it is a GREAT exagerration that they are the best of all time. The noted absence of the suicidal songs of the Cure stands out the most for me. PETA strikes again - Kills 2 birds05/08/07
Some animal activists cut a hole in an aviary housing some sort of birds (the article doesn't mention...penguins?). 3 birds escaped. 2 of them died and the remaining one returned. Says Private 8-ball - "I guess he'd rather be alive than free. Poor dumb bastard."
Job amenities that most people don't have05/07/07Attention NJ Readers - Don't speed this month!05/07/07 In retaliation of all the bad press NJ State troopers have gotten from crashing their governor into critical condition, NJ troopers are conspiring to nail anyone who drives 1 MPH over the speed limit (allegedly). Skywalkers in Korea cross Han solo05/07/07My new house05/04/07 Yes, yes. I am finally a home owner. Even though it is the crappiest house on the main line (for now), I can still act snobby and lift my pinky when I drink my acme cola(which will be all I can afford from now on). World of Warcraft player beaten up in real life05/04/07 A guy started to harass a chick in the fantasy World of Warcraft. They started talking shit. He gave her his real life address. Her husband and friends, broke into his house, broke his fingers and destroyed his computer. Why didn't he just turn them into sheep? Leave it to Beaver letter05/04/07 I should make a category called "Too much time on their hands". In today's episode of TMTOTH, a guy took a still frame of a letter from an episode of Leave it to Beaver, enhanced it, and transcribed what it said. It is actually pretty funny. Excerpt: This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything. It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words, rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note. Read more. Vegans kill their baby while being kind to animals05/04/07 Two parents received automatic life sentances for starving their 6 week old baby to death by feeding it (I call it, 'it' because I am not sure of the gender because the baby's name is 'Crown') only soy milk and apple juice. We have fucking canine teeth for a REASON, people. WTF is wrong with the site this week??05/03/07
Midphase, my ISP, decided it was time to move my website from one server to another. They told me there wouldn't be ANY down time. Well as you have seen, the site was COMPLETELY down a few days ago. On the right hand side, you'll notice the random pic from the gallery blurts out an error message. Well, midphase says that the script I was using in my gallery was old and corrupt. Even though it is a text file that doesn't change and was working perfectly well BEFORE the move.
Since it seems they will no longer try to fix the problem they created, I have removed the Ad for midphase from the right hand side and will have to fix the problem myself. Hopefully I will have it fixed in a few days. UPDATE - The head support guy at Midphase, Sergey, got involved and fixed everything that was wrong. The site appears to be working perfectly again and I have restored the Midphase Ad. BTW...I pay $7.95 a month and get 200GB of storage and 300GB of bandwidth. That's the standard package. Click the Ad to find out how YOU can have such service. The Greenest City in Canada doesn't want to recycle05/03/07 School children collected 12,000 batteries and called the Toxic Taxi, Toronto's haz mat recycling service, to come and pick them up. No. Bastard finds out his adopted father was an actor05/03/07 Not to expose his father's name, adopted son finds out his birth father was an actor who starred in the A-Team and Battlestar Galactica. Hmmm... 8 Important Lessons Learned from 80's Cartoons05/02/07 Excerpt: CARTOON: G.I. Joe LESSON: Knowing is half the battle. The other half of the battle is kicking Cobra’s terrorist ass. And with the coolest soldier codenames ever --Snake Eyes, Duke, Lady Jaye, Shipwreck-- winning the war on terror should be no problem. Good will always win out over evil, because good guys work together (Team Work! Cooperation!), while bad guys are ruthless cowards who turn tail and run whenever G.I. Joe’s laser guns get to zappin’. Too bad they left out the Thundercats. I learned a lot of lessons from them, SNARF, SNARF. Read more. What would your favorite female celebs look like bald?05/02/07
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