Check out these spectacular photos of the rapture coming to Nebraska.

Turns out...not a whole helluva lot.

Hot on the heals of the 8th grader who attempted to disprove evolution through salt, I give you 10 useless appendages that Darwin claimed were evidence in favor of evolution.

A British psychologist has found that dyslexic people aren't dyslexic at all! They're just stupid.

Look at your child's hands. If the ring finger is longer than the index finger, your kid is going to do well in math. If the index finger is longer than the ring finger, your kid is going to do well in literacy. If they are the same length, your kid should be euthanized.

Can you read the above prescription? Well if you can, you must be a magical pharmacist. Click on the link to take the contest and see how well YOU can decipher this chicken scratch.

This is what all mothers of THIRTEEN can look like if they don't let themselves go.

Dr. Barry Gibb, a brilliant biologist, writes in his new book that sex on a first date is better at ensuring a long term relationship than waiting. Now listen up girls, he's a scientist!