The AFL-CIO is calling for a boycott of evil Yuengling Lager. Yeah...SURE we'll stop drinking because you protect the lowest common denominators(like yesterday's teacher).

OB...what's the deal with your state's priorities!? The state of Illinois created a blatently unconstitutional law that prohibited the sale of certain "mature" video games. They then spent $1 million defending it. When they lost and had to re-imburse the game companies, where did they get the money? Since frivilous lawsuit settlement fund was empty, they decided to just take it from anywhere they could like the public health department, the state's welfare agency and even the economic development department.

Nice priorities there Illinois.

After months of planning and thousands of dollars of fund raising, Joey Gaut's Eagle Project was approved by the Scottdale, PA council. But then council President, Tom Ermine, decided (after voting in favor of it) that the granite town sign the project was going to create was too ugly. He was quoted as saying, "no one ever said life is fair." Neither are elections, Tom.

Tom is expected to back pedal on Monday.

Brian Benson, an eighth-grade student at Pawleys Island Christian Academy in Pawleys Island , South Carolina, won first place in the Science Fair (Biology divition) by disproving (parts of) evolution. How did he do it? He claims to have created stalactites from salt which, according to godless scientists, are supposed to take millions of years. I could make a ton of snide comments but this article makes enough for me.

A statue of Jesus was struck by lightning. Would the church's insurance exempt this from coverage because it was an "act of god"?

So I am driving over to my mom's house after work and in the middle of HEAVY traffic, this lady in front of me decides to put a gallon of something in the middle of the street while we are stopped at a light. So I decided to take a picture (PA license GRK-3575). [ Read More ]

The Associated Press called out the GOP for not having a very diverse group of candidates running for America's top job. So Michelle Malkin decided to find out how diverse the AP's leadership was (pictured above). Looks about as diverse as Villanova's chess club.

It took 40 men but the Mexican anti-kidnapping chief was among 4 cops kidnapped just south of the Arizona border. El Whapo strikes again...

Now that Jerry Falwell is dead, lets play a quote matching game: Who said the following, Jerry Falwell or Adolf Hitler?

1. My feelings as a Christian point me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter.
2. This 'turn the other cheek' business is all well and good but it's not what Jesus fought and died for.

Play the rest of the game.

New Mexico has a rule that you must pass English to graduate high school. That rule applies to everyone in the state, except for the son of Teresa Cordova and Miguel Acosta. Why, you ask? Well she is the Bernalillo County Commissioner and he is the former vice president of the Albuquerque Public School Board.

Nearly two dozen officials who received hefty performance bonuses last year at the Veterans Affairs Department also sat on the boards charged with recommending the payments.

It is SO fun and easy for foreigners to hate the US, right? Well, Canadians have NO reason to hate us because that is essentially hating themselves(as this article points out).

Suck it, haters...

On Friday, Pope Palpatine canonized a Brazilian monk as the patron saint of placebos as he is known to have cured people of illnesses by writing prayers on pills.

In an attempt to prevent people from seeing their stomachs, several college girls (pictured here) stole 1000 copies of their college newspaper which feature the above picture on its front page. The irony is that instead of just their college seeing their stomachs, now the whole world will...

More than a million people have paid in advance to find out Harry Potter dies in book seven.

After the recent election of the pro-American French President, French exporters are saddened by the O'Reilly Factor's announcement that it will end its boycott of French products. Why are the saddened? Well the boycott coincided with an $8 BILLION increase in French imports.

Although I think it is a dispicable act, you are 100% allowed to burn the American Flag. It is a freedom guaranteed by the Constitution as a form of free speech(protest). But this guy was arrested for attempting to burn a Mexican flag...here in America. How does that work?

Among the usual weapons and drugs found in a random contraband sweep, a live budgie was found. More interesting is HOW it was brought into the prison.

Looks like Dick Tracy will be called in to find The Blank after his description was given to Portuguese police after the disappearance of a 3 year old.

A burglar broke into a house and stole Harry Potter books and video cassettes. Mundungus had no comment.

Some animal activists cut a hole in an aviary housing some sort of birds (the article doesn't mention...penguins?). 3 birds escaped. 2 of them died and the remaining one returned. Says Private 8-ball - "I guess he'd rather be alive than free. Poor dumb bastard."

Two parents received automatic life sentances for starving their 6 week old baby to death by feeding it (I call it, 'it' because I am not sure of the gender because the baby's name is 'Crown') only soy milk and apple juice. We have fucking canine teeth for a REASON, people.

School children collected 12,000 batteries and called the Toxic Taxi, Toronto's haz mat recycling service, to come and pick them up. No.