The above pictured teacher, Sally Asnip, has been accussed of bullying students by parents...for *30* years! Everytime the issue was raised, the school district did nothing. Turns out that she is retiring anyway but this is the perfect illustration of how teacher's unions protect SHITTY TEACHERS!

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That's right. Britian is going to issue Harry Potter stamps that would allow perverts to finally be able to lick Hermione's rear end. What were YOU thinking when you read the headline?

Tired of those boring vacations to the Swiss Alps? Try Afganistan, Somalia or one of these other exciting vacation spots!

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I should make a category called "Too much time on their hands". In today's episode of TMTOTH, a guy took a still frame of a letter from an episode of Leave it to Beaver, enhanced it, and transcribed what it said. It is actually pretty funny.

Excerpt:
This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words,
rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not
give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.

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Excerpt:

CARTOON: G.I. Joe
LESSON: Knowing is half the battle.
The other half of the battle is kicking Cobra’s terrorist ass. And with the coolest soldier codenames ever --Snake Eyes, Duke, Lady Jaye, Shipwreck-- winning the war on terror should be no problem. Good will always win out over evil, because good guys work together (Team Work! Cooperation!), while bad guys are ruthless cowards who turn tail and run whenever G.I. Joe’s laser guns get to zappin’.

Too bad they left out the Thundercats. I learned a lot of lessons from them, SNARF, SNARF.

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Not every female celeb can pull a Britney and still look hot...