Oregon has decided to up the anti on teachers sleeping with their adolescent students by allowing prostitutes to become teachers. "Don't worry honey, *I* will go to the parent-teacher conferences this year..."

A midwife was trying to yank the placenta out and started yanking on the patients umbilical cord. Well, it looks like that placenta wasn't ready to come out because the midwife pulled the patient(victim?) right off the bed(by the cord).

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NEW PORT RICHEY - For about eight minutes on Tuesday, through the streets near downtown, police chased a driver who had no arms and one good leg.

He got away.

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The man who was forced to marry a goat he was banging in the Sudan is now a widower. And she was so young...

Accurate title...but not at ALL what you are expecting.