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Oregon Senate approves "Hot for Teacher" Bill

05/16/07
I got it bad, SO bad

Oregon has decided to up the anti on teachers sleeping with their adolescent students by allowing prostitutes to become teachers. "Don't worry honey, *I* will go to the parent-teacher conferences this year..."
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Woman guilty of using excessive force on umbilical cord

05/15/07
A midwife was trying to yank the placenta out and started yanking on the patients umbilical cord. Well, it looks like that placenta wasn't ready to come out because the midwife pulled the patient(victim?) right off the bed(by the cord).
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Armless, one-legged driver illudes police...again

05/10/07
And Sierra gets mad when *I* steer with my knee...

Excerpt:

NEW PORT RICHEY - For about eight minutes on Tuesday, through the streets near downtown, police chased a driver who had no arms and one good leg.

He got away.


Read more.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Famous Goat Bride - Deceased

05/08/07
Baaahhhh.  Bahhhhh.  Baaaa---eck!

The man who was forced to marry a goat he was banging in the Sudan is now a widower. And she was so young...
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Skywalkers in Korea cross Han solo

05/07/07
It's the ship that crossed the Han in less than 12 parsecs!

Accurate title...but not at ALL what you are expecting.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze