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ArchivesA father holding his daughter's hand? Must be a pedophile...06/29/07 This is an interesting image. Apparently stopitnow.org thinks that a picture of a father holding his daughter's hand is good imagery for pedophilia and not paternal love. I wonder what all the father's in the world think about that. How to get out of smoking ban? Become an embassy!06/29/07 A local pub in Britain is getting around the soon to be enacted national smoking ban by becoming the official embassy of Redonda, a 1 square mile nation in the Caribbean. Brilliant! England divorce laws strike again - Man pays £200,000 to wife...30 years after the divorce06/29/07 Judge orders a man to pay his ex-wife (that he divorced thirty years ago for cheating on him) £200,000 because she has “fallen on hard times.” Students have freedom of expression - no they don't. What!?06/28/07 The Supreme Court has reversed the decision of the Wacky 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals with regards to freedom of speech. The 9th found that a student should not be punished for his tacky "BongHits4Jesus" banner. The Supreme Court disagreed and said that schools should have the right to punish children for supporting the right to use drugs. Wow...I am boring myself writing this description... Man covered with Tatoos wonders why he can't get a job06/28/07 Russell Parrish claims he is being discriminated against because potential employers don't like his tatoos. Too bad discrimination doesn't cover looking like shit. Massachusetts has an innovative way to conserve energy06/28/07 In an attempt to encourage conservation, Massachusetts is planning to allow its power companies to charge more when customers conserve. Ermm...huh? Let's quote the article: As a rule, utilities lose money by getting customers to conserve, because their revenues are tied directly to how many units of energy they deliver. Patrick wants to allow utilities, as they promote conservation, to be able to raise electricity delivery rates to offset lost revenue. He hopes that by ending the financial disincentive he can encourage utilities to promote conservation. So if you were to turn off your A/C when you're at work to reduce your electric bill to save $50 a month, the electric company can raise rates to get that money back. So where's the incentive to conserve? England - Where Dad's have ZERO rights06/27/07 And I thought husbands had it bad in the US. This is the story of a guy who was sent to jail because he waved at his kids. No...You read that correctly. New Mutant Gene found06/27/07 Most humans have 3 different color receptors in our eyeballs. But according to new research, there are mutant woman who have 4 different color receptors. Not only does this allow them to see color mismatches in their husbands' clothing, it also suggests that the mutant war is fast approaching. Famous one-eyed gator captured06/27/07Attracting women to a far away town06/26/07Emo Crayola Crayons06/26/07 What will Facebook look like in 40 years?06/26/07 How to get fired in Jacksonville - Save a woman's life06/25/07 A man who works as a leasing agent for an apartment complex heard a gun shot, grabbed his gun and went to investigate. He saved a woman from bleeding to death. After being completely embarrassed by his heroism, the Arlington complex fired him. Good riddance to do gooders! Bad photoshop of Jessica06/25/07
Finally a girl gets bitter about the lack of good men out there...06/25/07
This girl decided to rant about how there are very few eligible men at Ohio State. Interestingly enough she seems to understand that girls are attracted to assholes.
8) Mr. Nice Guy: You meet this unassuming guy in one of your extracurriculars or classes, and he seems decent enough. He’s somewhat quiet, got a corny sense of humor, and is too laid back for personal drama. He’s more than happy to help you out with a project, listen to you rant about how much stress you’re under, and commiserate on college life in general. Problem is, he’s too nice. When you go out, he’ll make you choose the place; he’s not picky. Forgot your wallet? No problem, he’ll pay. Cancel your plans last minute? He “totally understands.” This guy has the personality of cardboard, and he’s just as easy to walk over and wipe your feet on. You know he’d make a great boyfriend for some lucky girl, but thanks to your emotional baggage, you’re only attracted to assholes that treat you like shit. To all my nice guy friends. Pay attention and read up. Very insightful. Cow shit power06/22/07 A little mad scientist has come up with a way to power your town (or even Bartertown) using the methane from Cow shit. Interesting coversations overheard in New York06/22/07
Mom, stop reading.
Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck." Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up! Hot southern girl #1: I know! Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck. Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too. Read them all. Interesting Ads06/22/07
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Interview with a doctor06/21/07 Actually an interview with several ANONYMOUS doctors. They talk about why doctor's appointments always run long and about the people they've killed...among other interesting things. Help my baby live06/21/07 Here's an interesting concept. Create a website that asks people for money to STOP you from having an abortion. There are SO many different ways to guess at the motivations here. Is it just two clever scam artists? Is it really a pro-life website trying to make pro-choice people look like monsters? Who will donate? Will pro-life people be horrified and run away OR will they try to save the (probably fictional) life of the baby? If it works, look forward to thereshemightbeifyougivememoney.com as a daughter site of thereheis.com. Best 5 second video on the net06/21/07I give you "Dramatic Squirrel". I think I've watched it like 20+ times and I still giggle like a little girl... Interesting I-Pod Ads06/20/07Get in touch with her feelings06/20/07
Sometimes girls just want you to know how they feel before they give you sex. This guy tells an interesting story of how he tried to understand his girl's feelings.
What happens when you die?06/20/07 Someone else has to manage your shit. Sometimes it is easy and sometimes that person will have exchanges with companies like this one: Nephew: “Would you like her new billing address?” Supervisor: “That might help.” Nephew: “Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.” Supervisor: “Sir, that’s a cemetery!” Nephew: “What do you do with dead people on your planet?” Read more. Grooms to be - beward the psycho bride06/19/07 Interesting article that discusses the problem with your bride's "My day." I almost put a picture of Sarah up here but I think she would kill me. California GOP embracing immigrant workers06/19/07 In another attempt to support the claim that there are jobs that Americans just won't do, the California GOP has hired an immigrant to perform the duties of state deputy political director. Does it count if he is Canadian? This was lauded by the Chief Operating Officer of the California GOP, Michael Kamburowski, as demonstrating its support for fair immigration policies. Interestingly enough, no American's wanted his job either. Michael is actually Australian. Star Wars - Robot Chicken Style06/19/07This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen from Robot-Chicken. Update: Fucking bullshit - Adult swim moved this video HERE. Neigh means Neigh06/18/07 A 17 year old kid was caught sexually assaulting a horse. In lue of jail time, I think they should just release his name and photo. Every restaurant in Australia serves FANTASTIC food06/18/07
Why do I say this? Because to say otherwise could be construed as an "attack on the business" which is a no-no in Australia. Say goodbye to the Australian Criticism Industry.
Rudy Giuliani puts a hit on Ron Paul06/18/07 "That Ron Paul guy thinks I should read about foreign policy. I think it's about time he gets whacked" Hip Hop culture isn't black culture06/15/07 This was an interesting article which discusses the reasons behind black culture being incorrectly synonymous with hip-hop culture. I thought this line which uses the Chinese as a comparison was particularly insightful: "The cultural pressure for a middle-class Chinese-American to walk, talk and act like a lower-class thug from Chinatown is nil." Louisianer town to ban saggy pants06/15/07 I wonder if girls swoon when they see a guy's ass hanging out of his jeans...Anyways, DELCAMBRE, LA is passing a law that will make it a $500 fine and 6 months in jail if you wear your pants like the guy in the photo. Green pollution?06/15/07 I should make an Ironic category. 60% of ethanol factories violate federal or state environmental laws. Ethanol blows...just use waste oil and make bio-diesel, people! Fun with the office photo06/14/07What's YOUR accent?06/14/07
Mine was Midland (seen above). What's YOUR accent? Soul Calibur 4 has updated graphics06/14/07 Instead of focusing on new combat or enhanced gameplay, Soul Calibur 4 has focused on...other things. Jack Thompson just picked my next Wii Game06/13/07 By calling Manhunt 2 a murder training game, Jack Thompson, the dimwitted lawyer who thinks that video games are evil, has just raised my awareness of this game and now I will buy it. If 06/13/07
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