This girl decided to rant about how there are very few eligible men at Ohio State. Interestingly enough she seems to understand that girls are attracted to assholes.

8) Mr. Nice Guy: You meet this unassuming guy in one of your extracurriculars or classes, and he seems decent enough. He’s somewhat quiet, got a corny sense of humor, and is too laid back for personal drama. He’s more than happy to help you out with a project, listen to you rant about how much stress you’re under, and commiserate on college life in general. Problem is, he’s too nice. When you go out, he’ll make you choose the place; he’s not picky. Forgot your wallet? No problem, he’ll pay. Cancel your plans last minute? He “totally understands.” This guy has the personality of cardboard, and he’s just as easy to walk over and wipe your feet on. You know he’d make a great boyfriend for some lucky girl, but thanks to your emotional baggage, you’re only attracted to assholes that treat you like shit.

To all my nice guy friends. Pay attention and read up. Very insightful.

Mom, stop reading.

Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too.

Read them all.

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Sometimes girls just want you to know how they feel before they give you sex. This guy tells an interesting story of how he tried to understand his girl's feelings.

God how I wish I would have been part of this.

What American accent do you have? (Best version so far) Midland ("Midland" is not necessarily the same thing as "Midwest") The default, lowest-common-denominator American accent that newscasters try to imitate. Since it's a neutral accent, just because you have a Midland accent doesn't mean you're from the Midland.

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Mine was Midland (seen above). What's YOUR accent?

There would be some pretty interesting perspectives...

By now, I am sure you've all heard about the wheelchair guy that was caught in front of the semi and was pushed around town at 50 mph (that's one QUALITY wheelchair). Listen to the entertaining 911 calls that reported it (my favorite is Jen, the girl who was having sex while she called).

What happens when you switch the letter "d" with the letter "g" in a certain word in the Harry Potter books?

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything!"

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10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. [ Read More ]

When buying movie posters is too expensive, just have someone draw them instead!