Someone else has to manage your shit. Sometimes it is easy and sometimes that person will have exchanges with companies like this one:

Nephew: “Would you like her new billing address?”
Supervisor: “That might help.”
Nephew: “Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.”
Supervisor: “Sir, that’s a cemetery!”
Nephew: “What do you do with dead people on your planet?”

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According to the Bureau of Transportation Statistics, the following flights are the 10 worst flights in existence.

The New York Times has an interesting little chart that will tell you where you stack up against the rest of the country...class wise.

Lawn chairs that support 800lbs? Toilets that support 1200lbs? Everything your fat ass needs.