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Although you won't find many pics of me in my album that have pimples or blemishes, the above photo (original here) shows that there are limits that should be observed when editing photos. Creepy.
I once brought up the importance of having the first thing on the list with Sierra. She just rolled her eyes and mumbled something about me and my silly toys and gadgets. Now I have a list to back me up!
Now that Sierra has finished Deathly Hallows, I can reveal J.K. Rowling's rejected ending ideas.
While playing Mortal Kombat for SNES with his friend, Aguinaldo CÚsar Alves was truck by lightning. Raiden was unavailable for comment.
Apparently, a VA teenager was inspired by Ferris Bueller and attempted to spring his girlfriend from summer school by impersonating a local policeman.
Let me once again repeat that I think protesters that burn/deface the American flag are dispicable (and it is possible that karma will get involved), but it is a constitutionally protected right. Well the Buncombe County Sheriff's office just doesn't accept that (or apparently the constitution). So here's the story:
A couple of homeowners hung the American flag upside-down and adorned it with a picture of the President. When asked to remove the flag by deputy Brian Scarborough (violating the first amendment), they did. When asked for their ID (violation of the 4th amendment), they refused and closed the door on the cop. After deputy Brian Scarborough broke down the door (violation of the 4th amendment) he proceded to arrest the husband for resisting arrest. Yet another wonderful example of back-water corrupt police that give good cops a bad name.
This is a very, VERY disturbing documentary about the Real Doll and the men who love them.
It takes a lot of balls to say that any girl is perfect but these British scientists were most likely only thinking with their balls when they conducted this "study". They have concluded that Smallville's Kelly Brook is scientifically the world's most perfect girl.
My sister dropped out of girl scouts at age 12(3 months in) when all they would do was bake cookies and make sewing shit. I dropped out of Boy Scouts when I turned 18 and got my Eagle scout (with 40 or so merit badges). Could these new merit badges that are being introduced by the British Girl Scouts (upon which the US Girl Scouts are based) be indicative of the whole "girl scouts sucks" reputation?
This is a very insightful look at several movie formulas that have been beaten to death(like the above "muscle-bound man taking care of little kiddies).
Can you tell the difference between real stories and Scooby Doo stories? I scored 7/10.
See the rest of the comic.
Think selling 8.3 million books in 24 hours gets you on the New York Times best sellers list? Think again. The New York Times has relegated Harry to the children's book list only.
This website will create custom ATM receipts with whatever balance you want in your checking account. You can order them in one month's and one year's supply.
In reaction to the growing contraversy surrounding Michael Vick's dog cruelty law suit, Nike is dropping his new shoe. Apparently, they believe only certain types of animals are allowed to be abused.
"Your boobs would make a good mobile phone holder"
"You have not got enough buttons to undo for missed lessons."
He then tugged at her top, saying: "You owe me some excitement."
In spite of only receiving 4 years in prison for driving into and killing a 64-year old lady while texting, Rachel Begg asked for a shorter sentance. The judge replied with: 4 YRS N PRSN
You can see Indian-style Thriller here.
I can't stop this feelin! Err...see the rest of the posters.
Here's a list of other wizards that would kick Harry Potter's ass.
Now I think that IPhones are overrated and that the exclusivity to AT&T is shameful. This guy takes his hatred of the IPhone to the next level.
We all know the IPhone can make phone calls, take pictures and play movies...but will it blend?
Promoters painted Homer Simpson next to a 200 year old chalk drawing of a Pagan fertility god. Needless to say, the Pagans aren't happy.
This is a Honda Commercial in the UK. From what I have read, this is all 100% real (took over 600 takes) with no CGI.
"It felt like an earthquake. We saw hundreds and hundreds of people running down Third Avenue," she said. "They were screaming, they were crying."
Megatron was unavailable for comment. Read more.
Can YOU tell the difference?
Ummm....yeah. I got this photo from here.
During the G8 conference a guy stood up and handed out leaflets during Putin's speech. Next to him was this guy with the big eyes. Well...people on the Russian internet just couldn't resist.
Police chief on the beat breaks up a fight between a bar patron and a man dressed as a giant eagle.
Malaysia is studying a plan to clone leatherback turtles, an endangered species that scientists believe once swam with dinosaurs, an official said Thursday.
Cars.com runs down the most memorable movie cars of all time. They really need to do one for TV so that Kitt gets honored.
By now you've all heard about the mom and her son getting kicked off the plane because ALL he was doing was repeatedly saying, "Bye, bye plane!" Well this site has a video interview with the mother with the son (it kinda looks cut off...right-click and zoom to full screen...much easier to see). Watch as she is incapable of exerting ANY control over him. Maybe she SHOULD give the kid baby-benedryl.
Would I pay extra for a no-kids-allowed plane? You're damn right. Of course I would also pay extra for flights that were on time.
$6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the "Autobot Matrix of Leadership." You stated this occurred in "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil...
Besides being against God, hyphenating your last name in marriage sometimes doesn't work out for more obvious reasons.
A Hindu priest was invited to give the invocation prayer in the Senate. "No way" says the Christian Taliban. It's amazing how ignorant "enlightened" Christians can be.
Why do I have a pic of someone burning the American Flag? Click here to find out. Karma!
Why does it look like Christopher Walken is flying through space with only 4 frames? Because he has magic.
The TSA is still intent on taking your water away from you (even though it will sometimes let a bomb through in the same container). Here's a guide on how John Hargrave of ZUG.com was able to "smuggle" dangerous fluids through security. The quick summary? Just let them take it and then retrieve the bottle from the trash.
These bees decided to conglomerate on a swing-set while scouts were out trying to find them a new home. This brave soul (who is VERY allergic to bee stings) goes about trying to stop them by throwing things and eventually turning to more tradition weapons of warfare..
Although he is no Bailey, Bleu's alert barks saved a 7-year old girl from a sexual predator.
I got it from here.
New legislation in Missouri states that residents "are not required to retreat from an intruder and can use deadly force once the person illegally enters their home, vehicle or other dwelling, including a tent. " So if you're a Missouri resident, be sure to lock your drunken friends in your house before they wander the neighborhood in a drunken stupor.
This is a pretty enlightening article that discusses a guy who polls people's intelligence with respect to science. He found a surprising correlation between people's lack of education and their belief in creationism. Wierd.
Polish nuns are attempting to fight a court order to vacate their convent. How are they going to raise the $5000 in time?
Interesting article about things that, while true, you can't say outloud or someone will be offended.
5. Having sons reduces the likelihood of divorce
Sociologists and demographers have discovered that couples who have at least one son face significantly less risk of divorce than couples who have only daughters. Why is this?
Hopefully Eric Jr. comes in to save the day. Read more.
This is a pretty good list of the best atheletes to wear each number. As opposed to normal lists, this one isn't dominated by the most popular sports heroes of the last 10 years...it goes back a LONG ways. Interesting notes are:
Stockton, Erving and Clarke all got their appropriate mentions.
Derek Jeter was runner-up to a horse.
Pistol Pete (college), the all-time highest scorer in college basketball history, ranks below Lebron James.
Ichiro Suzuki ranks ahead of Randy Johnson.
Ray Bourque is NOT the top 77.
Fred Barnett and Paul Gladney both snubbed.
Jerome Brown not listed - Rick Vaughn listed.
See the list.
The North Carolina Supreme Court upheld a lower court's decision to divert 90% of the revenue from red-light cameras to local schools. Instead of keeping them to increase safety and benefit local education, many police departments are getting rid of them.
If you're looking for a fun place to party for NEXT year's Independance Day, choose Ohio. If someone arrests you, they owe you $100!
Cii Section is my favorite.
If you're going to cheat on your spouse, don't do it in one of these states:
Why not? Because of a little known law call Alienation of Affection which allows the jilted spouse to sue the whore you cheated with. Just ask German Blinov.
I guess Mom is right about those silly money corsettes she always wears. Check out this amateur video of pickpockets working tourists in Milan.
Tired of being imitated by silly pranksters, real aliens have come down from the heavens and made REAL crop circles with 3D perspectives.
On Sunday, Kristina said they weren't going to the shore house for th 4th because of the greenhead flies. Here's a pic of what they're doing to celebrate.
Just remember...if we were living in the Middle East, these patriotic women would be arrested. So be proud to be an American...
Scientists have discovered that Peanut Butter can be used to make Diamonds. Skippy is now moving in on DeBeers as the premier engagement company.
I turns out that bulldogs are the 3rd least intelligent dogs in the world. This list is left in question because the next page lists Bailey as the 7th smartest dog, which is bullshit because he is SUCH a smart dog and should be #1.
A woman was fed up with the hunt to find a spouse so much that she decided to marry herself. Yes, in the oddly constructed laws of the Netherlands, one can marry oneself.
Gap kids is helping set girls on the path to anorexia a few years earlier with their new toddler sized bikini line. That's hot.
Following his innovative practice of cutting off the record distributors by GIVING his CDs away at his concerts, Prince came up with ANOTHER way to snub this dying industry. Yesterday, he gave away his newest CD with every purchase of "The Mail", a British newspaper that sells 2 million Sunday papers.
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