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Photoshop touch-up taken too far

07/31/07
Like Jane from AI

Although you won't find many pics of me in my album that have pimples or blemishes, the above photo (original here) shows that there are limits that should be observed when editing photos. Creepy.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Top 100 items to disappear first during a National Emergency

07/31/07
Nah...We won't EVER lose power

I once brought up the importance of having the first thing on the list with Sierra. She just rolled her eyes and mumbled something about me and my silly toys and gadgets. Now I have a list to back me up!
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

More Rejected Harry Potter 7 endings

07/31/07
And you thought he would just win?

Now that Sierra has finished Deathly Hallows, I can reveal J.K. Rowling's rejected ending ideas.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

18-year old struck by lightning while playing Mortal Kombat

07/30/07
Pray youra cardsa right...you Rive to TALK about it.

While playing Mortal Kombat for SNES with his friend, Aguinaldo CÚsar Alves was truck by lightning. Raiden was unavailable for comment.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Eh-hem, Mr. Froman? This is Sgt. Peterson, Chicago Police

07/30/07
Do you have a kiss for Daddy?

Apparently, a VA teenager was inspired by Ferris Bueller and attempted to spring his girlfriend from summer school by impersonating a local policeman.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Local NC cops just LOVE to violate the Constitution

07/30/07
Refuse to hand over ID and you're under arrest

Let me once again repeat that I think protesters that burn/deface the American flag are dispicable (and it is possible that karma will get involved), but it is a constitutionally protected right. Well the Buncombe County Sheriff's office just doesn't accept that (or apparently the constitution). So here's the story:

A couple of homeowners hung the American flag upside-down and adorned it with a picture of the President. When asked to remove the flag by deputy Brian Scarborough (violating the first amendment), they did. When asked for their ID (violation of the 4th amendment), they refused and closed the door on the cop. After deputy Brian Scarborough broke down the door (violation of the 4th amendment) he proceded to arrest the husband for resisting arrest. Yet another wonderful example of back-water corrupt police that give good cops a bad name.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Or maybe THESE are the world's perfect women...

07/27/07


This is a very, VERY disturbing documentary about the Real Doll and the men who love them.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The world's most perfect girl?

07/27/07
I'm not arguing...

It takes a lot of balls to say that any girl is perfect but these British scientists were most likely only thinking with their balls when they conducted this "study". They have concluded that Smallville's Kelly Brook is scientifically the world's most perfect girl.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Yet another reason why Girl Scouts will never be as good a Boy Scouts

07/27/07
Next is shopping merit badge?

My sister dropped out of girl scouts at age 12(3 months in) when all they would do was bake cookies and make sewing shit. I dropped out of Boy Scouts when I turned 18 and got my Eagle scout (with 40 or so merit badges). Could these new merit badges that are being introduced by the British Girl Scouts (upon which the US Girl Scouts are based) be indicative of the whole "girl scouts sucks" reputation?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

I wish my drawing would come to life

07/26/07
Be careful what you wish for
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

6 Movie Formulas that need to be abandoned by Hollywood

07/26/07
It's not a tumor...it's the same old movie genre

This is a very insightful look at several movie formulas that have been beaten to death(like the above "muscle-bound man taking care of little kiddies).
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Take the Scooby Doo challenge

07/26/07
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Interesting take on Kansas classrooms

07/25/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Harry Potter and the Boatload of Money - not a best seller

07/25/07
8.3 million does not a best seller make

Think selling 8.3 million books in 24 hours gets you on the New York Times best sellers list? Think again. The New York Times has relegated Harry to the children's book list only.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

New website for attracting girls

07/24/07
cha-CHING!

This website will create custom ATM receipts with whatever balance you want in your checking account. You can order them in one month's and one year's supply.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Nike drops Michael Vick's new shoe

07/24/07
You won't eat my meat but you'll glue with my feet?

In reaction to the growing contraversy surrounding Michael Vick's dog cruelty law suit, Nike is dropping his new shoe. Apparently, they believe only certain types of animals are allowed to be abused.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Things you don't say to your 17-year old driving student

07/24/07
Nice HOLDER!

"Your boobs would make a good mobile phone holder"

"You have not got enough buttons to undo for missed lessons."
He then tugged at her top, saying: "You owe me some excitement."


Read more.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Text-message killer sentanced to 4 years

07/23/07
Pwned.

In spite of only receiving 4 years in prison for driving into and killing a 64-year old lady while texting, Rachel Begg asked for a shorter sentance. The judge replied with: 4 YRS N PRSN
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Thriller - Phillipino prison-style

07/23/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Song titles as appropriate movie posters

07/23/07
Oooga Chaka, Oooga Chaka...

I can't stop this feelin! Err...see the rest of the posters.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Wizards that could kick Harry Potter's Ass

07/20/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

This guy really hates IPhones

07/20/07
Steve wants to be Bill

Now I think that IPhones are overrated and that the exclusivity to AT&T is shameful. This guy takes his hatred of the IPhone to the next level.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The Iphone - Will it Blend?

07/20/07


We all know the IPhone can make phone calls, take pictures and play movies...but will it blend?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Homer Simpson: Symbol of Fertility?

07/19/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Honda Rube Goldberg Machine

07/19/07


This is a Honda Commercial in the UK. From what I have read, this is all 100% real (took over 600 takes) with no CGI.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

CNN Reports: Transformer explosion rattles Manhatten

07/19/07
Those damned Decepticons are at it again

"It felt like an earthquake. We saw hundreds and hundreds of people running down Third Avenue," she said. "They were screaming, they were crying."

Megatron was unavailable for comment. Read more.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Commercial or Porn?

07/18/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

This photo is strange on so many different levels

07/18/07
WAAAaaa?

Ummm....yeah. I got this photo from here.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Russia loves the big-eyed guy

07/18/07
Don't look at me!!

During the G8 conference a guy stood up and handed out leaflets during Putin's speech. Next to him was this guy with the big eyes. Well...people on the Russian internet just couldn't resist.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Police Chief breaks up fight between man and giant bird

07/17/07
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Malaysia plans to clone rare baby turtles

07/17/07
Geneticist Splinter found 4 baby turtles

Malaysia is studying a plan to clone leatherback turtles, an endangered species that scientists believe once swam with dinosaurs, an official said Thursday.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

This comic was drawn 55 years ago

07/17/07
As far seeing as "The Machine Stops"

Here is a link to a high res version. Curtesy of boingboing.net.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Yet another disturbing Japanese video - Owl to Cat

07/16/07
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

10 Most Memorable Movie Cars

07/16/07
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!

Cars.com runs down the most memorable movie cars of all time. They really need to do one for TV so that Kitt gets honored.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Baby kicked off plane for talking? Maybe not that simple...

07/16/07
I was just waving goodbye to the plane, I swear!

By now you've all heard about the mom and her son getting kicked off the plane because ALL he was doing was repeatedly saying, "Bye, bye plane!" Well this site has a video interview with the mother with the son (it kinda looks cut off...right-click and zoom to full screen...much easier to see). Watch as she is incapable of exerting ANY control over him. Maybe she SHOULD give the kid baby-benedryl.

Would I pay extra for a no-kids-allowed plane? You're damn right. Of course I would also pay extra for flights that were on time.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

A letter to Optimus Prime from his GEICO Insurance Agent

07/13/07
Optimus Prime would never resort to fraud


Excerpt:

$6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the "Autobot Matrix of Leadership." You stated this occurred in "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil...

Read more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Don't be a hyphenator

07/13/07
Julia Gulia...that's funny

Besides being against God, hyphenating your last name in marriage sometimes doesn't work out for more obvious reasons.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Crazy Christians Fundies disrupt Hindu Prayer

07/13/07

A Hindu priest was invited to give the invocation prayer in the Senate. "No way" says the Christian Taliban. It's amazing how ignorant "enlightened" Christians can be.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Listen to Earl - Karma is a bitch

07/12/07
Boot up your Ass

Why do I have a pic of someone burning the American Flag? Click here to find out. Karma!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Christopher Walken Illusion

07/12/07
Christopher Walken has magic...

Why does it look like Christopher Walken is flying through space with only 4 frames? Because he has magic.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

How to: Smuggle water on a plane

07/12/07
Highly protected dangerous water

The TSA is still intent on taking your water away from you (even though it will sometimes let a bomb through in the same container). Here's a guide on how John Hargrave of ZUG.com was able to "smuggle" dangerous fluids through security. The quick summary? Just let them take it and then retrieve the bottle from the trash.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Man vs Bee

07/11/07
Bee's belong in fields not on playgrounds...

These bees decided to conglomerate on a swing-set while scouts were out trying to find them a new home. This brave soul (who is VERY allergic to bee stings) goes about trying to stop them by throwing things and eventually turning to more tradition weapons of warfare..
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Pitbull saves little girl's life

07/11/07
Copper the Hero?

Although he is no Bailey, Bleu's alert barks saved a 7-year old girl from a sexual predator.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Scientific Method vs. Creationist Method

07/11/07
Any Questions?

I got it from here.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

God I need to create an Ironic category

07/10/07
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Don't drunkenly wander into the wrong house in Missouri

07/10/07
I know I should be in one of these houses - Hufty...

New legislation in Missouri states that residents "are not required to retreat from an intruder and can use deadly force once the person illegally enters their home, vehicle or other dwelling, including a tent. " So if you're a Missouri resident, be sure to lock your drunken friends in your house before they wander the neighborhood in a drunken stupor.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

New poll reveals just how stupid most Americans are - 20% believe the Sun revolves around the Earth

07/10/07
If God wanted us to know about them stem cells, he'd a made em easier to understand!

This is a pretty enlightening article that discusses a guy who polls people's intelligence with respect to science. He found a surprising correlation between people's lack of education and their belief in creationism. Wierd.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Blues Brothers needed in Poland

07/09/07
We're on a mission from Gaad...

Polish nuns are attempting to fight a court order to vacate their convent. How are they going to raise the $5000 in time?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

10 Politically Incorrect but Inconvinient Truths About Human Nature

07/09/07
Interesting article about things that, while true, you can't say outloud or someone will be offended.

5. Having sons reduces the likelihood of divorce

Sociologists and demographers have discovered that couples who have at least one son face significantly less risk of divorce than couples who have only daughters. Why is this?


Hopefully Eric Jr. comes in to save the day. Read more.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Best Atheletes - By the numbers

07/09/07
Ranked behind Hines Ward!?

This is a pretty good list of the best atheletes to wear each number. As opposed to normal lists, this one isn't dominated by the most popular sports heroes of the last 10 years...it goes back a LONG ways. Interesting notes are:

Stockton, Erving and Clarke all got their appropriate mentions.
Derek Jeter was runner-up to a horse.
Pistol Pete (college), the all-time highest scorer in college basketball history, ranks below Lebron James.
Ichiro Suzuki ranks ahead of Randy Johnson.
Ray Bourque is NOT the top 77.
Fred Barnett and Paul Gladney both snubbed.
Jerome Brown not listed - Rick Vaughn listed.

See the list.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Police in NC getting rid of non-profit red-light cameras

07/06/07
Safety my ass...they need to make us MONEY!

The North Carolina Supreme Court upheld a lower court's decision to divert 90% of the revenue from red-light cameras to local schools. Instead of keeping them to increase safety and benefit local education, many police departments are getting rid of them.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Remember for next year: You can't be arrested in Ohio on the 4th of July!

07/06/07
I'll take that, thank you!

If you're looking for a fun place to party for NEXT year's Independance Day, choose Ohio. If someone arrests you, they owe you $100!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Rejected Wii Games

07/06/07


Cii Section is my favorite.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Places where it DOESN'T pay to cheat on your spouse...

07/05/07
That'll teach em!

If you're going to cheat on your spouse, don't do it in one of these states:

Hawaii
Illonois
Mississippi
New Hampshire
New Mexico
North Carolina
South Dakota
Utah

Why not? Because of a little known law call Alienation of Affection which allows the jilted spouse to sue the whore you cheated with. Just ask German Blinov.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Watch your wallet in Europe

07/05/07
Thank YOU Mr. Acabano!

I guess Mom is right about those silly money corsettes she always wears. Check out this amateur video of pickpockets working tourists in Milan.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Crop Circles have joined the 21st Century

07/05/07
Finally REAL aliens are show the hoaxers how to do it...
Tired of being imitated by silly pranksters, real aliens have come down from the heavens and made REAL crop circles with 3D perspectives.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Real fire-water

07/04/07
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Greenheads celebrate the 4th alone...

07/04/07
I'm close, baby.  Get ready!

On Sunday, Kristina said they weren't going to the shore house for th 4th because of the greenhead flies. Here's a pic of what they're doing to celebrate.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Happy Independance Day

07/04/07
Proud to be an American!

Just remember...if we were living in the Middle East, these patriotic women would be arrested. So be proud to be an American...
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

Unfortunately for Carver, he missed the most lucrative thing that peanuts could be used for...

07/03/07
True...peanut butter made some money for skippy...

Scientists have discovered that Peanut Butter can be used to make Diamonds. Skippy is now moving in on DeBeers as the premier engagement company.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Lucian is the 3rd dopiest dog in the world

07/03/07
Man bites dumb dog


I turns out that bulldogs are the 3rd least intelligent dogs in the world. This list is left in question because the next page lists Bailey as the 7th smartest dog, which is bullshit because he is SUCH a smart dog and should be #1.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

The ultimate narcissistic marriage

07/03/07
Loving oneself used to create images of guilty catholic boys with hairy palms...

A woman was fed up with the hunt to find a spouse so much that she decided to marry herself. Yes, in the oddly constructed laws of the Netherlands, one can marry oneself.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Your toddler is SO hot in that bathing suit...

07/02/07
It shows her baby fat in a very flattering way...


Gap kids is helping set girls on the path to anorexia a few years earlier with their new toddler sized bikini line. That's hot.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Pirates Knocked Up Shrek! SEX!

07/02/07
Ahh...those crazy movie theater workers...
Ahh...those crazy movie theater workers...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Prince ignores the death roll of the record industry

07/02/07
Cry a little louder, RIAA...Prince can't hear you

Following his innovative practice of cutting off the record distributors by GIVING his CDs away at his concerts, Prince came up with ANOTHER way to snub this dying industry. Yesterday, he gave away his newest CD with every purchase of "The Mail", a British newspaper that sells 2 million Sunday papers.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze