It takes a lot of balls to say that any girl is perfect but these British scientists were most likely only thinking with their balls when they conducted this "study". They have concluded that Smallville's Kelly Brook is scientifically the world's most perfect girl.

Malaysia is studying a plan to clone leatherback turtles, an endangered species that scientists believe once swam with dinosaurs, an official said Thursday.

I got it from here.

This is a pretty enlightening article that discusses a guy who polls people's intelligence with respect to science. He found a surprising correlation between people's lack of education and their belief in creationism. Wierd.

Interesting article about things that, while true, you can't say outloud or someone will be offended.

5. Having sons reduces the likelihood of divorce

Sociologists and demographers have discovered that couples who have at least one son face significantly less risk of divorce than couples who have only daughters. Why is this?

Hopefully Eric Jr. comes in to save the day. Read more.

Tired of being imitated by silly pranksters, real aliens have come down from the heavens and made REAL crop circles with 3D perspectives.

Scientists have discovered that Peanut Butter can be used to make Diamonds. Skippy is now moving in on DeBeers as the premier engagement company.

I turns out that bulldogs are the 3rd least intelligent dogs in the world. This list is left in question because the next page lists Bailey as the 7th smartest dog, which is bullshit because he is SUCH a smart dog and should be #1.