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Yet another reason why Girl Scouts will never be as good a Boy Scouts

07/27/07
Next is shopping merit badge?

My sister dropped out of girl scouts at age 12(3 months in) when all they would do was bake cookies and make sewing shit. I dropped out of Boy Scouts when I turned 18 and got my Eagle scout (with 40 or so merit badges). Could these new merit badges that are being introduced by the British Girl Scouts (upon which the US Girl Scouts are based) be indicative of the whole "girl scouts sucks" reputation?
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Posted by: sleze

Take the Scooby Doo challenge

07/26/07
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Posted by: sleze

Harry Potter and the Boatload of Money - not a best seller

07/25/07
8.3 million does not a best seller make

Think selling 8.3 million books in 24 hours gets you on the New York Times best sellers list? Think again. The New York Times has relegated Harry to the children's book list only.
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Posted by: sleze

Nike drops Michael Vick's new shoe

07/24/07
You won't eat my meat but you'll glue with my feet?

In reaction to the growing contraversy surrounding Michael Vick's dog cruelty law suit, Nike is dropping his new shoe. Apparently, they believe only certain types of animals are allowed to be abused.
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Posted by: sleze

Text-message killer sentanced to 4 years

07/23/07
Pwned.

In spite of only receiving 4 years in prison for driving into and killing a 64-year old lady while texting, Rachel Begg asked for a shorter sentance. The judge replied with: 4 YRS N PRSN
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Posted by: sleze

CNN Reports: Transformer explosion rattles Manhatten

07/19/07
Those damned Decepticons are at it again

"It felt like an earthquake. We saw hundreds and hundreds of people running down Third Avenue," she said. "They were screaming, they were crying."

Megatron was unavailable for comment. Read more.
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Posted by: sleze

Police Chief breaks up fight between man and giant bird

07/17/07
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Pitbull saves little girl's life

07/11/07
Copper the Hero?

Although he is no Bailey, Bleu's alert barks saved a 7-year old girl from a sexual predator.
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Posted by: sleze

Don't drunkenly wander into the wrong house in Missouri

07/10/07
I know I should be in one of these houses - Hufty...

New legislation in Missouri states that residents "are not required to retreat from an intruder and can use deadly force once the person illegally enters their home, vehicle or other dwelling, including a tent. " So if you're a Missouri resident, be sure to lock your drunken friends in your house before they wander the neighborhood in a drunken stupor.
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Posted by: sleze

Blues Brothers needed in Poland

07/09/07
We're on a mission from Gaad...

Polish nuns are attempting to fight a court order to vacate their convent. How are they going to raise the $5000 in time?
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Posted by: sleze

Remember for next year: You can't be arrested in Ohio on the 4th of July!

07/06/07
I'll take that, thank you!

If you're looking for a fun place to party for NEXT year's Independance Day, choose Ohio. If someone arrests you, they owe you $100!
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Posted by: sleze