Look at this map of Manhatten. Those red dots are farmers. No really...they receive farm subsidies while living in NYC.

St. Bernadette's in Amelie, OH was hosting a festival and invited Scott Braunstein's House of Reptiles to educate people about reptiles. Well one spoiled kid (God, I wish they published his name) said that he didn't like snakes and proceeded to stomp on a 10-foot python's head and kill it. The kid's wonderful father quickly gathered the kid up and ran before he could be confronted.

Chinese officials caught red handed painting over the China Airlines logo after a crash. Maybe this article will get my website banned in China. (crosses fingers)

"You know, from what I understand, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors."

So according to Stephon, illegal + closed doors = legal. Makes sense to me.

In North Platte, Ogallala, and Lexington, Nebraska, gas stations are advertising one rate on their street signs but only 1 or 2 of the pumps actually pump at that rate. All the others pump at rates $.25 to $.50 a gallon more expensive. According to state officials, it is perfectly legal.

A new Al-Qaeda video threatens the lives of David "Bench it like" Beckham and Justin Timberlake. Now that's not so bad, is it?

In Norway, if you are convicted of a crime, you're supposed to show up and serve your sentance. But since there is no crime in not going, 20% of convicts never show.

Drug dealers were stashing heroin in the woods that was discovered by nosey Cub Scouts.

Here's a pic of an Iraqi woman with the two coalition bullets she claimed struck her house.

A local father has a problem. His new, hot neighbor likes to sun bath topless. When his boys hit foul balls into her yard, she lets them come over and get the balls and sometimes lets them put lotion on her back. What is he to do? I say, make the boys tell the father every time they hit a ball into her yard and let the DAD fetch the ball and put lotion on her back.

Carolyn Banfield, Headmistress of St. John's Primary School, decided to inspire her students on the last day before summer vacation. What could be more inspiring than reading the last page of Harry Potter 7?

Apparently, J.K. Rowling just piled on the crap when she created to down-trodden Weasleys. It turns out that Brits hate redheads.