The DEA confiscated $23,000 from a guy because he carried cash on him. He had no drugs and was released without charge. He is now sueing them for stealing his money.

It's not a good day to be Police Chief Ed Strong of Kittery, ME.

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As you are aware, I have been Chief Strong's assistant for 11 years. During that time, I have seen his domineering, intimidating, and hateful character manifest itself on numerous occasions. I have been subjected to comments from him, such as "What the f*** is wrong with you, f****** b****."

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List of things that tried to be better than the original...and failed.

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is a delicious way to waste time during your day. I stopped going to KFC years ago. Not because of how they treat the chickens, but because their food tastes like shit. If anything, they should be MORE cruel if it will help the taste.

Got it from here.

Although the order of the list is almost backwards, it is mostly correct.

I submit that girls do more boob touching than we do.