A contraversial new book suggests that because Pope JPII didn't want his feeding tube inserted for several days, he accelerated his own death. This violates the Catholic doctrine that we are obligated to do EVERYTHING we can to prolong life. Pope Palpatine had no comment.

On the absurdity of religious rituals:
Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies, each with two hundred billion stars, then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh?
~ Ron Patterson

On Charity:
When you give food to the poor, they call you a saint. When you ask why the poor have no food, they call you a communist.
~ Archbishop Helder Camara

On democracy:
In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place.
~ Mohandas Gandhi

Read them all.

While Kansas is only teaching theology as science in high school, it seems that Steve Bitterman, a history teacher at Southwestern Community College in Red Oak, Iowa, was fired because he told his class that the creation story in the bible shouldn't be taken literally.

They refer to miscarriages as "elective abortions". That way, they don't have to pay for it. Read about how they brought Tonya Gullino to tears when they told her they wouldn't cover her "ELECTIVE" abortion.

For some reason, Scots are suggesting that Americans have the wrong idea about what it means to be Scottish.

If, like me, flying is a part of your job, this is a story you will applaud. 435 lbs J.R. Hill booked a flight on Southwest Airlines. Luckily for the people who were about to sit next to him, he was stopped and forced to pay for the extra seat he was about to fall over into.

“I hate to admit it but I was in tears,” said Hill.

And I bet the people crushed up next to him would have been in tears, as well.

A woman was annoyed that her 14 year old neighbor was making too much noise when he played basketball so she decided to punish him by sunbathing naked. I guess I should punish Bailey for eating the cat liter by throwing steaks at him.

Progressive modern female breadwinners respect and admire their stay-at-home house husbands. Just kidding - they think they're impotent, sponging parasites.

Interesting article on techniques to use at work so you don't fuck up your life and have an affair.

Kathy Griffin won an emmy for her show "My Life on the D-list" but found herself on the "C" list when her acceptance speech was censored. Get it? "C" list? Censored? Ma-HER!

Welcome to Jena, LA. It has seemingly become the new headquarters of the KKK as whites are allowed to beat up black kids at parties and hang nooses under trees. It is also the place where black kids are arrested for theft after disarming a guy trying to shoot them and given 20 years in prison for beating up a white kid (in a fashion similar to the black kid who was beaten up).

Although the list notably leaves out the Order of the Arrow, it does a good job listing several secret (I guess not anymore) societies.