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Chipmunk Love

10/27/07
Category: Awww
Posted by: sleze

Terri Irwin misses Steve's snake...

10/25/07
The things he could do with his snake...

...his one-eyed, trouser snake, that is. Sierra, if I ever have an accident, this would be the greatest way to keep my memory alive to others.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Dumbledore is gay - People Magazine Cover

10/25/07
Read more for insider comments!

This should have been the picture when I originally announced Dumbledore's homosexuality.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Drought Conditions cause wild fire in San Diego...flooding in New Orleans

10/23/07
San Diego's burning down...

That whole thing about global warming causing eradict weather? That's all bullshit, right? I have been told as I drive to the ship this week through an ashy fog(while people in New Orleans are rowing to work) to evacuate only when I hear the Governor say, "GET TO THE CHOPHA!"

10 points for the first person who can identify THAT quote.

Update: Here is the audio warning to evacuate.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Was Dumbledore a little TOO close to Moody?

10/23/07
Cat Shocked that Albus Dumbledore is gay

J.K. Rowling has outed one of the main characters of her best-selling Harry Potter series, telling fans in New York that the wizard Albus Dumbledore, FORMER head of Hogwarts school, is gay.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Why girls should eat pop rocks

10/22/07


Give this one a chance.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Does Comcast hate God?

10/19/07
You can't worship that way!

In a clever test, the Associated Press attempted to download the Bible using Bittorrent on Comcast. They found that even though the King James Bible is in the public domain and isn't restricted by copyright, Comcast blocked their attempted downloads. Shame, shame, Comcast. Restricting freedom of religion is against the Constitution and this will probably hurt your attempts to derail Net Neutrality.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Ashley, pay attention to the Irony

10/19/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

New Star Trek Cast

10/19/07
Warp 9 Mr. American Pie MILF kid!

Excuse me while I get my "Geek" on in perusing the new cast of JJ Abrahms Star Trek.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Angry neighbor has had it with evil cats in his garden

10/18/07
Destroy my garden, will ya?

An inventive home owner has come up with a new method for keeping cats out of his garden. He captures them and dumps them off, 25 miles from home.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Great Moments in Accident Photography

10/18/07
You're driving too close to...I TOLD you!

Check out some of the luckiest (or maybe not) photos of accidents.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

私は大きいバットを好み、あることができな

10/18/07


Bonus points for anyone who can translate my title for this post. Gianmarc?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Letter of the Day

10/17/07
Car problems are the worst

You need to have someone look at your car...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Timeline of the world religions

10/15/07
Does this demean religion?

Check out this cool timeline of the past 5000 years worth of religions. Why did I categorize this as science? Well, I don't have a religion category so I am defining this as sociology.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Hmoob lubneej tseem tswj cov raug tsimtxom

10/09/07
Yog yuav muab cov neeg American lubneej coj los piv peb Hmoob lubneej, qhov no nyuaj rau cov txivneej Hmoob los totaub

"Eep, oop, orp, AH AH!," that means "I love you."
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

The Further Adventures of Private Battlehard Bear

10/09/07
War isn't all fighting...sometimes it is coffee

What do you do with a bear sent to you on the front lines from a little girl back home? Include him in everyday life of course!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

We have fully returned to Random Wacky Shit

10/09/07

Although I missed a few days of posts, this one should make up for all the missed days.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Single guys - Beware the Myspace Angels

10/08/07

That girl doesn't look so bad, does she? Watch the video and click on the following link to see more examples that expose the trappings of strange angle photography in making morbidly obese girls look sorta hot (and not nearly as fat).
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

3 year old survives 11 days in Amazon Jungle

10/08/07
What Jungles have bears in them?

Rumors that he was aided by a panther and a silly, singing bear were not confirmed.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Dedication to Live TV

10/08/07

After the interesting moment about 10 seconds in, watch her come back and keep going. Sometimes it sucks to be a girl.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Police call you and tell you to strip search and sodomize a teenage employee. What do you do?

10/05/07

The manager of this McDonald's thought that was a great idea and even got her fiancee to help in the fun. The girl successfully sued McDonald's for $6 million. Don't let your daughters work in fast food.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

You're a parent? Your kids are being asked if you drink or sexually abuse them...during their physicals

10/05/07
You daddy is a bad man!

Does your Daddy touch you like THIS? Yet another reason why I should create a Massachuesetts category. Pediatricians in Mass are encouraged to ask your children if you drink, have guns or finger bang them...without any corroborating reason to do so.
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Chairy has hit skid-row

10/05/07
Don't pity me!

After enjoying the fame and celebrity of a co-starring role on Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Chairy soon hit rock bottom...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Dragons having sex with cars

10/04/07
Do I make you horny? ROOOOAAARRRR!!!

See more pics. Is this safe for work? Tough call.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Motivational Speaker convicted of possession of Kiddie Porn

10/03/07
Donnie Darko had no comment...

After a run-in with a local sleepwalker, motivational speaker Michael V. Fortino was convicted of transporting child pornography across state lines.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Fine Art Photoshop

10/03/07
Restoration

Yeah, I know it's been a few days since updates but I am slammed at work. So look at some photoshopped fine art.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze