And Alvin fell in love with Britanny...

...his one-eyed, trouser snake, that is. Sierra, if I ever have an accident, this would be the greatest way to keep my memory alive to others.

This should have been the picture when I originally announced Dumbledore's homosexuality.

That whole thing about global warming causing eradict weather? That's all bullshit, right? I have been told as I drive to the ship this week through an ashy fog(while people in New Orleans are rowing to work) to evacuate only when I hear the Governor say, "GET TO THE CHOPHA!"

10 points for the first person who can identify THAT quote.

Update: Here is the audio warning to evacuate.

J.K. Rowling has outed one of the main characters of her best-selling Harry Potter series, telling fans in New York that the wizard Albus Dumbledore, FORMER head of Hogwarts school, is gay.

Give this one a chance.

In a clever test, the Associated Press attempted to download the Bible using Bittorrent on Comcast. They found that even though the King James Bible is in the public domain and isn't restricted by copyright, Comcast blocked their attempted downloads. Shame, shame, Comcast. Restricting freedom of religion is against the Constitution and this will probably hurt your attempts to derail Net Neutrality.

The noise is definately the worst thing that will happen to this baby.

Excuse me while I get my "Geek" on in perusing the new cast of JJ Abrahms Star Trek.

An inventive home owner has come up with a new method for keeping cats out of his garden. He captures them and dumps them off, 25 miles from home.

Check out some of the luckiest (or maybe not) photos of accidents.

Bonus points for anyone who can translate my title for this post. Gianmarc?

You need to have someone look at your car...

Check out this cool timeline of the past 5000 years worth of religions. Why did I categorize this as science? Well, I don't have a religion category so I am defining this as sociology.

"Eep, oop, orp, AH AH!," that means "I love you."

What do you do with a bear sent to you on the front lines from a little girl back home? Include him in everyday life of course!

Although I missed a few days of posts, this one should make up for all the missed days.

That girl doesn't look so bad, does she? Watch the video and click on the following link to see more examples that expose the trappings of strange angle photography in making morbidly obese girls look sorta hot (and not nearly as fat).

Rumors that he was aided by a panther and a silly, singing bear were not confirmed.

After the interesting moment about 10 seconds in, watch her come back and keep going. Sometimes it sucks to be a girl.

The manager of this McDonald's thought that was a great idea and even got her fiancee to help in the fun. The girl successfully sued McDonald's for $6 million. Don't let your daughters work in fast food.

Does your Daddy touch you like THIS? Yet another reason why I should create a Massachuesetts category. Pediatricians in Mass are encouraged to ask your children if you drink, have guns or finger bang them...without any corroborating reason to do so.

After enjoying the fame and celebrity of a co-starring role on Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Chairy soon hit rock bottom...

See more pics. Is this safe for work? Tough call.

After a run-in with a local sleepwalker, motivational speaker Michael V. Fortino was convicted of transporting child pornography across state lines.

Yeah, I know it's been a few days since updates but I am slammed at work. So look at some photoshopped fine art.