That whole thing about global warming causing eradict weather? That's all bullshit, right? I have been told as I drive to the ship this week through an ashy fog(while people in New Orleans are rowing to work) to evacuate only when I hear the Governor say, "GET TO THE CHOPHA!"

10 points for the first person who can identify THAT quote.

Update: Here is the audio warning to evacuate.

J.K. Rowling has outed one of the main characters of her best-selling Harry Potter series, telling fans in New York that the wizard Albus Dumbledore, FORMER head of Hogwarts school, is gay.

In a clever test, the Associated Press attempted to download the Bible using Bittorrent on Comcast. They found that even though the King James Bible is in the public domain and isn't restricted by copyright, Comcast blocked their attempted downloads. Shame, shame, Comcast. Restricting freedom of religion is against the Constitution and this will probably hurt your attempts to derail Net Neutrality.

An inventive home owner has come up with a new method for keeping cats out of his garden. He captures them and dumps them off, 25 miles from home.

What do you do with a bear sent to you on the front lines from a little girl back home? Include him in everyday life of course!

Rumors that he was aided by a panther and a silly, singing bear were not confirmed.

After a run-in with a local sleepwalker, motivational speaker Michael V. Fortino was convicted of transporting child pornography across state lines.