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Council members in Seattle are allowed to drink and drive

11/30/07
Drinking coffe OR booze is OK for Seattle politicians...

King County Councilwoman Jane Hague blew a .13 when she was arrested for drunk driving. Her lawyer has successfully argued that because she wasn't properly warned about the consequences of taking the test, the test results shouldn't be permitted in the trial. Seattle area drunks are probably all calling their lawyers to overturn past convictions...
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Alaska Airlines likes Gays more than Straights

11/30/07
I ONLY fly Alaska Airlines...

Alaska Airlines LOVES gay people so much that they qualify for a 10% discount if they use the gay part of the website. Of course, straight conservatives are outraged. If I need to fly to Alaska, I will gladly wear a pink shirt on the flight...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

The Bible is Badass!

11/29/07
Smite me, Oh Smiter of smiters!

God is loving...God is forgiving...blah, blah. God will kick your ASS, if you aren't careful.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

10 Creepiest Craigslist Personal Ads

11/27/07
I don't recon' I ain't got no reason to kill someone who replies to my Ad.

"I have a desire to be with an expecting mother(Pregnant)and want to make this fantasy come true."

Read them all.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

In the UK, Fathers have no rights over their children

11/27/07
So cute...but the mom doesn't like that so you can't do it anymore

In the UK, a man has no choice in whether or not a woman he impregnated if she decides to abort the child. In the UK, a man has no choice but to pay child support for that child if the woman decides to keep it. There are lots and LOTS of other crazy Anti-Dad shenanigans going on in the UK but the newest wrinkle is that a man has no legal right to the child if the mom decides to put it up for adoption and tells the hospital not to tell.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

M&T Mortgage Corp. of Buffalo might sell your house out from under you

11/27/07
Too late, you lose!

In the Buffalo area and looking for a lender? You might want to steer clear of M&T Mortgage Corp. of Buffalo. They are in the middle of a dispute where they gave a woman until the 27th of November to settle her late payments but then sold it anyway on the 11th of November.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Knowing how to tie a noose = racism

11/26/07
Pioneering merit badge is racist

Lee's Summit West High School hates the Boy Scouts. More specifically, it hates the fact that the Boy Scouts teach the Pioneering merit badge where one can learn to make various knots such as the noose. It feels that anyone who discusses the noose is clearly a racist and, like aspiring Eagle Scout Travis Grigsby, should be suspended from school.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Don't try to have a baby in Britain if you've ever been depressed

11/26/07
You were depressed when you were 18?  Hand over your newborn...

Fran Lyon is a soon to be mother from the UK. Only she doesn't live there now. Because she was depressed earlier in life, UK child services have told her that minutes after the baby is born, they will take it away from her because she will surely try to poison it. Needless to say, she has fled the UK and will have her baby some place less infringing on human rights.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How old are you on the INSIDE?

11/26/07
Age is in the Eye of the Beholder

Take this little survey to find out your REAL age. My REAL age is 25.2 and I should live to be 79.8 (which is bullshit since I will live to be well over 100).
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

How to be a hacker without a computer

11/23/07

Hack Open A Lock!!

Hack an everyday lock with a soda can and scissors.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Baptist Church rejects interfaith service when wrong faith shows up

11/23/07
Thank you Jesus! Well, it wasn't actually me...

In an attempt to promote interfaith cooperation, the Austin Area Interreligious Ministries was created. This year its service was supposed to include Jews, Muslims, Christians, Hindus, Bahais and others to worship together. Unfortunately, Hyde Park Baptist church, who was supposed to host it, has changed their mind because they didn't know that it would included non-Christians. They were fully aware that Jews, Hindus and Bahais were going to come but when they found out that non-Christian Muslims were also invited, they decided against hosting the service.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How to lose the post-pregnancy weight: get some sleep

11/23/07
Put down the cake...

Scientists have found annoying results from a recent survey: women who don't get enough sleep can't lose the extra weight they gained during pregnancy. Their next study will figure out how a woman with a 6-month old will be able to get proper sleep (get a nanny).
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Japanese Innovation to slow drivers down: Melody Roads

11/22/07
The American Road belongs to Nashville

The Japanese are experimenting with roads that are "tuned" with grooves so that the frequency of your tires on the road will play music. In order to hear the music properly, you have to drive 28 MPH. Pretty cool.
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Word to your...wedding photo

11/22/07
Not your typical wedding kiss

Check out this innovative website: WordToYour.com
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

That's Illegal too?

11/22/07

Thats Illegal Too!?

Interesting 60 second documentary on strange laws of the land.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Menlove Motors: might as wll have named it NAMBLA Motors

11/21/07
We'll do anything to sell you this car...ANYTHING!

Would you buy YOUR next car here?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Faux Fox News Porn

11/21/07


Check out the preview of the hottest new porn site on the Internet. All images taken from the right-wing Fox News channel (including the king of porn, Falafel-boy Bill O'Reilly).
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The sexiest dog of all

11/21/07
He's got the biggest, BALLS of them ALL!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Man arrested for getting high by licking his toad

11/20/07
DOH! Er...Doohhhhh...errr...WOW!

David Theiss, of Kansas City, possessed a Colorado River toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic. Apparently, you're not supposed to do that.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

So you think you're good at Guitar Hero?

11/20/07


Let's see how hard it is to play "Dueling Banjos", by yourself, in expert mode. (custom mod)
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Lori Drew: responsible for the suicide of Megan Meier?

11/19/07
Tragedy

Like how I added the question mark at the end to make it a question instead of a sentance? The girl in the picture is Megan Meier, a 13 year old girl who committed suicide when her online friend, Josh, called her a bitch and didn't want to be friends with her. It turns out that Josh was actually the imaginary online character played by Lori Drew, the mother of Megan's former friend. For some reason, police can't figure out if a crime was committed so Lori is free to enjoy life while Megan's family mourns her. I got links gallore on this.

- The website that broke the story.
- The website that called for the internet to figure out Lori Drew's name (since the original story refused to release it).
- The people who figured out Lori Drew's name.
- Police report in which Lori Drew claims her fake relationship got sexual.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

In 100 years, guys will read about sex today and laugh that girls didn't want to give blowjobs "back then"

11/19/07
In the future, women won't be able to resist...

Next year's Nobel Prize winner in genetics has discovered the gene that facilitates oral sex in fish. The logical next step...?
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Photoshop in the media

11/19/07
Do you like attractive Couric or fat Couric?

Think the practice of photoshoping photos is limited to the pages of THEREheis.com? Think again. Other, less reputable journalists have been doctoring photos for hundreds of years.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Simply Hypocritical

11/19/07
Redacted is a new movie coming out that shows how some soldiers in Iraq are corrupt and evil. I dislike the idea of this movie as much as I disliked Valley of the Wolves when it came out 2 years ago. Of course, Falafel-King Bill O'Reilly has jumped on the bandwagon as well and decided to take advantage of the situation by adding his two cents.


First watch this video.

"Citizens must take a stand here. Mark Cuban has a right to make this piece of garbage. We have a right to criticize him and ANYONE who supports the project"


Now watch this video. It's an ad for Redacted. Keep watching to the end to see which show it appears on. So, in the words of Bill, if you are truly a patriot, you should boycott the O'Reilly Factor and Faux Fox News.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Doctor shared syringes among 630 patients - still working

11/16/07
Don't share needles...unless you're a doctor

After a 3 year investigation, a doctor was found to have shared needles with Hepatitis-C patients and 600 others as well. What's his name? Claudia Hutton, a state health department spokeswoman, said the department won't tell. Where does he work? Claudia Hutton, a state health department spokeswoman, said the department won't tell. What health carrier does this involve? Claudia Hutton, a state health department spokeswoman, said the department won't tell.

I guess living in PA is good for something.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

2008 Election saved?

11/16/07
Election Fraud should be a capital crime

The Secretaries of State of ALL 50 states are being subpoenad in a lawsuit which claims that electronic voting violates the Constitution. As a computer scientist, I say, "About fucking time."
Posted by: sleze

Video Voicemail from: lonelytaliban158

11/16/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Best Losers is Sports Movie History

11/15/07
Not exactly Bushwood calibur

With the exception of including "Air Bud," this list of the greatest losers in sports movie history is golden. Clubber Lang was robbed.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Don't lie about missing work...if you post what you did on Facebook

11/15/07
He may actually be sick...but not in the way his work understood it...

This is Kevin Colvin, a (former?) intern at Anglo Irish Bank. He called out of work because of an emergency but a visit to his Facebook page revealed that the "emergency" was actually him cross-dressing for a Halloween Party. Not the way you want the internet to hear about you...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Great Mac Ad capitalizing on Vista's suckiness

11/15/07


You heard it here folks: None of my ships will ever have Vista on MY systems.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Proposal too geeky even for me

11/14/07
Will you marry me?  -SNORT- -SNORT-

Yeah. Only geeks propose in Halo 3. TRUE romantics propose in Everquest.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Harry Potter is more popular than Jesus?

11/14/07
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Newest Fetishes - Gut Flopping?

11/14/07


Check out 10 freaky fetishes.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Mother arrested for giving her sons sex education

11/13/07
The big talk is reserved for 18 year olds...

Apparently in Pardeeville, Wisconsin, you can't have a sex talk with your kids before they turn 18. If you do, like one Amy J. Smalley, you will be arrested and charged with the felony of exposing a child to harmful descriptions.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Shai-hulud is flourishing in the Gobi desert

11/13/07
He who controls the spice, controls the Gobi desert

The sandtrout are fast at work encapsulating the water of the Gobi desert and thus beginning the transformation of Earth into Arrakis.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Scary Pictures

11/13/07
Clowns are fun!

Does this photo freak you out? I think according to the website I got it from, it is because of the colors...not because of the freaky clown. Check out the page for some other freaky pictures (like the tongue pic).
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

The website has been fixed!

11/12/07
The evil has been exercised from the website

About two or three weeks ago I mistakenly attempted to mass-delete spam comments and as a result, I totally screwed up the website's photo album. The bad news is that I had to sacrifice all the comments that EVERYONE has posted. The good news is, I didn't have to completely start from scratch. So once again, all the photos are back up and ready to be viewed.
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

I don't know what she's selling but I'll buy one

11/12/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Michigan to drought ridden states: Come after our Great Lakes water at your own risk

11/12/07
Keep your drought ridden fingers out of our lakes

Don't mess with Michigan's Great Lakes water.

Her Michigan colleague on the House subcommittee on water resources and environment, Grand Rapids Republican Vern Ehlers, predicted what might happen if anyone attempted a water grab.

"I would suspect we'd call up the militia and take up arms"
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Common Sense? The Let's Make a Deal Paradox

11/12/07
You get it wrong because you are stupid

So on Friday, I got into a discussion with Sierra's Dad about why common sense isn't always correct. For one thing, Intelligent Design people use it when describing the problems with evolution and their support for spontaneous generation. The example I cited was the Let's Make a Deal Paradox. Basically it boils down to if you choose a door, after Monty opens one, you should always choose the other door. Why? Because it is 66% likely to have the new car (instead of the 50/50 chances everything thinks it should have).

Don't believe me? Check out this little applet. There is a great long explanation that goes into FAR more detail than I do. I played it 20 times always switching my choice. I won 14 of 20 games. Think to program is loaded? Go fuck yourself.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Family Sues over snakebite treatment

11/09/07
I believe in one....OWW!!

The family of a woman who died of a snakebite she recieved while handling snakes at church are suing the hospital she was treated at. Apparently, they think she died because of their negligence and not because she lacked the proper faith, had sins on her soul, or wasn't filled with the Holy spirit when she handled the poisonous snake.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Every episode of Star Wars in one pic

11/09/07
Use the force...uhh...Luke, Anakin, Obi Wan, Mace...you get the point
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Wondering what to do now that 24 is cancelled because of the writers strike?

11/09/07
I want my Z-modem protocol!

Watch the unaired 24 pilot from 1994. Go AOL 3.0!
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Super Mario Brothers - Geek style

11/08/07


Can Super Mario Bros. get any geekier? You bet. This is the SMB theme song being played on 7 foot Tesla coils. There are no moving parts or magnets(like a speaker). The sound is actually based on the frequency of the electricity arcing in the air.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

25 Movies where it is OK for men to cry

11/08/07
We're still men!

I haven't seen them all but quite of few of these sappy moments are right on the money. Some of these scenes are actually used by Immigration to determine if a person is an American or not.

"Hey Dad? You Wanna Have a Catch?"
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Tattoo regret (or ass crack on the internet regret)?

11/08/07
I never should have taken this pic...err...gotten this tattoo...

See pics and read the stories of people who regret their tattoos. See this, Sierra?
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

And I thought Japanese Ads were wierd

11/07/07


Check out this Thai Ad. I bet you'll never guess what they're selling.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Guess which state only requires you to serve 2 months of a 20 year rape sentance

11/07/07
Schilling for Governor!

Yet another reason why I should make a Massachusetts category: A Mass judge ruled that a man convicted of rape in 1990 who only served 2 months doesn't have to complete his 20 year sentance.
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Does Gary cause breast cancer?

11/06/07
SUCH a good carcinogen!

Dogs cause cancer and a few other odd-but-possibly-true medical theories.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Memorable wedding photos

11/06/07
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Old people recreate historic pictures

11/06/07
Interesting alliance

See more "historic" pics. Hit the ">" button to see the pics when you go to the site.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Why Florida and Texas are better than England

11/05/07
Don't you dare protect your property

A man in England was arrested after HE called the police to come and get a teenager he caught attempting to break into his house. I was going to put a picture of Hufty up here but I decided that I have mentioned that event enough.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

More Interesting Signs

11/05/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Shave Your Yeti

11/05/07
They look better shaved

Finally done with all my San Diego work (for a while) so I decided to come back with a bang. You really need to shave your yeti.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze