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Alaska Airlines likes Gays more than Straights

11/30/07
I ONLY fly Alaska Airlines...

Alaska Airlines LOVES gay people so much that they qualify for a 10% discount if they use the gay part of the website. Of course, straight conservatives are outraged. If I need to fly to Alaska, I will gladly wear a pink shirt on the flight...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

In the UK, Fathers have no rights over their children

11/27/07
So cute...but the mom doesn't like that so you can't do it anymore

In the UK, a man has no choice in whether or not a woman he impregnated if she decides to abort the child. In the UK, a man has no choice but to pay child support for that child if the woman decides to keep it. There are lots and LOTS of other crazy Anti-Dad shenanigans going on in the UK but the newest wrinkle is that a man has no legal right to the child if the mom decides to put it up for adoption and tells the hospital not to tell.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

M&T Mortgage Corp. of Buffalo might sell your house out from under you

11/27/07
Too late, you lose!

In the Buffalo area and looking for a lender? You might want to steer clear of M&T Mortgage Corp. of Buffalo. They are in the middle of a dispute where they gave a woman until the 27th of November to settle her late payments but then sold it anyway on the 11th of November.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Knowing how to tie a noose = racism

11/26/07
Pioneering merit badge is racist

Lee's Summit West High School hates the Boy Scouts. More specifically, it hates the fact that the Boy Scouts teach the Pioneering merit badge where one can learn to make various knots such as the noose. It feels that anyone who discusses the noose is clearly a racist and, like aspiring Eagle Scout Travis Grigsby, should be suspended from school.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Don't try to have a baby in Britain if you've ever been depressed

11/26/07
You were depressed when you were 18?  Hand over your newborn...

Fran Lyon is a soon to be mother from the UK. Only she doesn't live there now. Because she was depressed earlier in life, UK child services have told her that minutes after the baby is born, they will take it away from her because she will surely try to poison it. Needless to say, she has fled the UK and will have her baby some place less infringing on human rights.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Baptist Church rejects interfaith service when wrong faith shows up

11/23/07
Thank you Jesus! Well, it wasn't actually me...

In an attempt to promote interfaith cooperation, the Austin Area Interreligious Ministries was created. This year its service was supposed to include Jews, Muslims, Christians, Hindus, Bahais and others to worship together. Unfortunately, Hyde Park Baptist church, who was supposed to host it, has changed their mind because they didn't know that it would included non-Christians. They were fully aware that Jews, Hindus and Bahais were going to come but when they found out that non-Christian Muslims were also invited, they decided against hosting the service.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Lori Drew: responsible for the suicide of Megan Meier?

11/19/07
Tragedy

Like how I added the question mark at the end to make it a question instead of a sentance? The girl in the picture is Megan Meier, a 13 year old girl who committed suicide when her online friend, Josh, called her a bitch and didn't want to be friends with her. It turns out that Josh was actually the imaginary online character played by Lori Drew, the mother of Megan's former friend. For some reason, police can't figure out if a crime was committed so Lori is free to enjoy life while Megan's family mourns her. I got links gallore on this.

- The website that broke the story.
- The website that called for the internet to figure out Lori Drew's name (since the original story refused to release it).
- The people who figured out Lori Drew's name.
- Police report in which Lori Drew claims her fake relationship got sexual.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Harry Potter is more popular than Jesus?

11/14/07
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Mother arrested for giving her sons sex education

11/13/07
The big talk is reserved for 18 year olds...

Apparently in Pardeeville, Wisconsin, you can't have a sex talk with your kids before they turn 18. If you do, like one Amy J. Smalley, you will be arrested and charged with the felony of exposing a child to harmful descriptions.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Michigan to drought ridden states: Come after our Great Lakes water at your own risk

11/12/07
Keep your drought ridden fingers out of our lakes

Don't mess with Michigan's Great Lakes water.

Her Michigan colleague on the House subcommittee on water resources and environment, Grand Rapids Republican Vern Ehlers, predicted what might happen if anyone attempted a water grab.

"I would suspect we'd call up the militia and take up arms"
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Why Florida and Texas are better than England

11/05/07
Don't you dare protect your property

A man in England was arrested after HE called the police to come and get a teenager he caught attempting to break into his house. I was going to put a picture of Hufty up here but I decided that I have mentioned that event enough.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze